Comedy Central TV Guide — Today — Schedule & Listings

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for today. 43 programmes listed , including 10 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:25 30m

Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA

S1 · E5

With guest performer Jeff Davis

Regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and US Olympic synchronised swimmers Mary Killman and Mariya Koroleva

00:55 30m

South Park

S11 · E13 · Guitar Queer-o

Stan and Kyle become addicted to a guitar game

Stan and Kyle become addicted to a guitar game, but the former decides he will have more success with a different partner

01:25 30m

South Park

S11 · E14 · The List

The boys find the girls' secret list

The boys find the girls' secret list that rates them from cutest to ugliest, but the results are not what they expected

01:55 30m

South Park

S12 · E1 · Tonsil Trouble

Cartman contracts a virus

Cartman contracts a virus after an operation to remove his tonsils goes awry, leaving him no choice but to find a cure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

02:25 5m

Modern Horror Stories

S1 · E7

The Tinder generation in old age

Sketch series highlighting the worst and scariest aspects of the modern world, showing what might happen to the Tinder generation in old age

02:30 10m

Dragony Aunts

S2 · E5

Chat show, with Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol

Chat show in which drag stars Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol offer advice for solving personal problems

02:40 50m

Kerry Godliman: Bandwidth

A stand-up show by the actress

A stand-up show by the actress at London's Comedy Store, covering a range of topics concerning middle-aged life, including wellness, influencers, robots and fashion

03:30 45m

Al Murray Live - Barrel of Fun

Stand-up from London's Hammersmith Apollo

Stand-up from London's Hammersmith Apollo. Al Murray takes on topics including the difference between men and women, the Pope, and squirrels

04:15 20m

Friends

S7 · E5 · The One with the Engagement Picture

Joey takes Tag out on the town

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out, Ross and Phoebe date a couple in the middle of a divorce and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph with Monica. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow

04:35 25m

Friends

S7 · E6 · The One with the Nap Partners

Monica struggles to choose a maid of honour

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves. She also bumps into Chandler's ex-girlfriend Julie, and is horrified to discover he ended their relationship because she became fat

05:00 1h

Teleshopping

Bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore

Morning

06:00 1h

Cruise TV with LoveitBookit

Teleshopping feature bringing you the hottest destinations and latest deals to ensure your next cruise is your greatest one

07:00 1h

Cruise TV with LoveitBookit

Teleshopping feature bringing you the hottest destinations and latest deals to ensure your next cruise is your greatest one

08:00 35m

The Upper Hand

S4 · E6 · Charlie's Auntie's Uncle

Charlie helps a young man

Charlie helps out a young man - but he begins to regret his decision when Joanna becomes too friendly with him. Comedy, starring Joe McGann

08:35 30m

The Upper Hand

S4 · E7 · Match of the Day

Charlie coaches Caroline's volleyball team

Caroline feels left out when Charlie agrees to coach her volleyball team. Comedy, starring Joe McGann

09:05 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E15 · Marie's Meatballs

Marie's meatballs leave Debra in a stew

Ray grows tired of Debra's cooking and asks Marie to teach her how to make his favourite dish - spaghetti and meatballs - leading to chaos in the kitchen. Starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts

09:35 25m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E16 · The Chequebook

Ray looks after the family finances

Ray runs into trouble while trying to show Debra he can take over the running of the family finances, and resorts to a series of elaborate lies to get himself out of the mess he has created. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton

10:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E17 · The Ride-Along

Ray foils a robbery

Ray goes on patrol with his policeman brother Robert and ends up foiling a robbery at a local restaurant by pelting the would-be thief with pizza. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

10:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E18 · The Family Bed

Ally tries to conquer her fear of monsters

Ray enlists his mother's help to reassure Ally, who is afraid to sleep in her own room because she is convinced it becomes the haunt of monsters once the lights go out. Ray Romano stars

11:00 30m

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

S2 · E23 · Disney World

Valerie and Libby are turned into zebras

Sabrina goes to a safari park in Florida, where she accidentally turns Valerie and Libby into zebras. Hilda and Zelda conjure up a caveman and Harvey gets a job as a tour guide

11:30 30m

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

S2 · E24 · Sabrina's Choice

Hilda and Zelda decide to live apart

Sabrina tries to get her own way by cunningly causing rivalry between Hilda and Zelda but succeeds so well that they respond by deciding to live apart, and the entire plan blows up in her face when the witches' council decide she must choose between them

Daytime

12:00 30m

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

S3 · E1 · It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Season Opener

Sabrina qualifies for her witch's licence

Sabrina learns she's finally qualified for her witch's licence, but her delight turns to dismay on being told she has to unravel a family secret before she can use it

12:30 30m

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

S3 · E2 · Boy Was My Face Red

Sabrina's helpful efforts backfire

Sabrina's efforts to help Valerie out of a tight spot backfire, and Hilda hangs Zelda's ears up to dry, but stretches them out of shape. Salem tries to find a beautiful vet whose kiss might break the spell that turned him into a cat

13:00 30m

Friends

S6 · E16 · The One That Could Have Been - Part Two

Part two of two. Carol and Ross spice up their marriage

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston

13:30 30m

Friends

S6 · E17 · The One with Unagi

A gift lands Chandler in trouble

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox

14:00 30m

Friends

S6 · E18 · The One Where Ross Dates a Student

Chandler gives Joey career advice

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student. Comedy, with Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer

14:30 30m

Friends

S6 · E19 · The One with Joey's Fridge

Rachel longs for a date

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down

15:00 30m

Friends

S6 · E20 · The One with Mac and CHEESE

Joey auditions for a major role

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. Featuring clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc

15:30 30m

Friends

S6 · E21 · The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis

16:00 30m

Friends

S6 · E22 · The One Where Paul's the Man

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis

16:30 30m

Friends

S6 · E23 · The One with the Ring

Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica

Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis

17:00 30m

Friends

S6 · E24 · The One with the Proposal - Part One

Part one of two. Chandler plans a romantic proposal

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck

17:30 30m

Friends

S6 · E25 · The One with the Proposal - Part Two

Part two of two. Monica finds herself in demand

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Friends

S7 · E1 · The One with Monica's Thunder

Monica celebrates her engagement

An ecstatic Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross. American comedy, starring Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

18:30 30m

Friends

S7 · E2 · The One with Rachel's Book

Monica starts making wedding plans

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day, only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house. Phoebe moves her massage parlour into Ross's apartment and Rachel's choice of reading matter raises eyebrows

19:00 30m

Friends

S7 · E3 · The One with Phoebe's Cookies

Chandler plays racquetball with Monica's father

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball. Meanwhile, Rachel advises Joey on life on the ocean wave. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox

19:30 30m

Friends

S7 · E4 · The One with Rachel's Assistant

Rachel wrestles with a dilemma

An attractive but unqualified man applies for a job as Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or a more competent woman. Joey's TV show is cancelled after only one episode. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Eddie Cahill

20:00 30m

Friends

S7 · E5 · The One with the Engagement Picture

Joey takes Tag out on the town

20:30 30m

Friends

S7 · E6 · The One with the Nap Partners

Monica struggles to choose a maid of honour

21:00 1h

Michael McIntyre's Big Show

S6 · E2

With Alison Hammond, George Ezra and Peter Crouch

The comedian hosts an evening of entertainment, recorded in front of an audience at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane. Alison Hammond bravely hands over her phone to play Send to All, footballing legend Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a very special Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, and George Ezra performs his single Sweetest Human Being Alive. Plus, a special performance from the Unexpected Star of the Show.

22:00 50m

8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut

S13 · E3

With David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley, Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse

Extended version of the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. Teams captained by Jon Richardson and Sean Lock answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today. With guests David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley, Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse

22:50 50m

8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut

S13 · E4

With Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan

Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan join regular team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr. The teams answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today

23:40 30m

Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA

S1 · E6

With star guest Wilson Bethel

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and star guest Wilson Bethel (Hart of Dixie)

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Tonight's Highlights

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