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A stand-up show by the comedian
03:25

S31E47

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs
04:05

S09E05

The pals gather for Phoebe's birthday
The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston
04:30

S09E06

Ross disagrees with Rachel's choice of nanny
Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr and Hank Azaria
05:00

Bargains galore
06:00

Bargains galore
08:00

S07E07

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as receptionists
08:35

S07E08

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete selling their toys to focus groups
09:00

The guys count down the top nine greatest baseball moments
09:30

Holiday challenges and punishments
10:00

S04E01

Debra's friend has a breast enlargement
Debra is upset at Ray's reaction to a friend's breast enlargement, and decides to play a trick on him to see if he really is happy with her body the way it is. Comedy, starring Ray Romano
10:30

S04E02

Ray and Debra argue about a can opener
Ray's close encounter with Debra's new can opener leads to a colossal argument between the couple - in which Marie, Frank and Robert cannot help getting involved. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Peter Boyle
11:00

S04E03

Frank shows an interest in Ray's work
11:30

S04E05

Debra and Ray make their wills
Debra and Ray make their wills, but struggle to pick guardians for the children. They finally manage to decide - but not everyone is happy about the arrangement. Comedy, starring Ray Romano
12:00

S04E06

Debra is upset by her sister's decision to become a nun
12:30

S04E07

Debra upsets Ray
13:00

S04E24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to get to London
Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
13:30

S05E01

Ross faces the music
Despite Ross's massive blunder, he and Emily go through with the wedding - but she is clearly devastated and sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again. Guest starring Helen Baxendale, Elliott Gould and Jennifer Saunders
14:00

S05E02

Rachel returns from Greece
Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
14:30

S05E03

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour
Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse
15:00

S05E04

Ross faces a dilemma
Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever, presenting him with a huge dilemma. Chandler upsets Monica by gloating about sex, while Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
15:30

S05E05

Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance
Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
16:00

S05E06

Emily asks Ross to move away
Emily asks Ross to move away from his friends, while Monica and Rachel are understandably taken aback to meet a hairy man who they mistake for a yeti. American comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Helen Baxendale
16:30

S05E07

Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey
Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey, but the transition does not go as smoothly as expected. Danny deals Rachel's ego a blow by introducing her to an exceptionally dull date, and Phoebe becomes disillusioned with the health inspector she is seeing
17:00

S05E08

The pals recall previous Thanksgivings
The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
17:30

S05E09

Ross falls out with his co-workers
Joey tries to cover up Chandler and Monica's relationship - but only succeeds in making himself look stupid. Phoebe persuades Rachel to take a literature class with her, while Ross falls out with his co-workers, convinced one of them stole his prized sandwich

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18:00

S05E10

Ross turns to Joey for employment advice
Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
18:30

S05E11

The pals make New Year's resolutions
The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
19:00

S05E12

Chandler's behaviour annoys Monica
19:30

S05E13

Phoebe meets her biological father
Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time and Rachel helps Joey look a little more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag - which everyone else mistakes for a women's handbag
20:00

S05E14

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes public knowledge
Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge to all but Ross, who is starting to get his life back on track by renting a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
20:30

S05E15

Ross makes a bad impression on his new neighbours
Ross makes a bad impression on his new neighbours, and Monica piles the pressure on Chandler, demanding more commitment than he feels able to give. Joey's latest girlfriend proves a little too fiery - but he is afraid to end their relationship
21:00

S05E04

Ellie Goulding hands Michael her phone for Send To All
Ellie Goulding hands Michael her phone for Send To All and there is a performance by tenor Andrea Bocelli. Plus, two brothers from Coventry visit a relaxing spa, but get a shock when they find themselves on stage at the London Palladium as they become the Unexpected Stars of the Show
22:00

S12E06

With guests Louie Spence, Joe Wilkinson, Elis James and Shappi Khorsandi
Teams captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Louie Spence, Joe Wilkinson, Elis James and Shappi Khorsandi, who answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today. Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr
22:50

S12E07

With guests including Russell Kane, Mark Watson and Louise Redknapp
Guests including Russell Kane, Mark Watson and Louise Redknapp join the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. Teams captained by Sean Lock and Jon Richardson answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today
23:40

S01E05

A woman who lied about her age to a partner
00:40

S12E20

With guests Chris Lee and Greg Proops
01:10

S12E21

With guests Kaila Mullady and Jonathan Mangum
01:40

S22E01

There is a shooting at South Park Elementary
02:05

S22E02

Butters attempts to console Fr Maxi
02:40

S22E03

Mr Hankey is fired from directing the annual holiday pageant
03:05

S05E04

Ellie Goulding hands Michael her phone for Send To All
Ellie Goulding hands Michael her phone for Send To All and there is a performance by tenor Andrea Bocelli. Plus, two brothers from Coventry visit a relaxing spa, but get a shock when they find themselves on stage at the London Palladium as they become the Unexpected Stars of the Show
03:50

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