GOLD TV Guide — Today — Schedule & Listings

Browse the full GOLD TV guide for today. 34 programmes listed , including 9 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:10 40m

The Fast Show

S2 · E6 · Heth-eth-eth

Comedy sketch show

The That's Amazing presenter shows off a magical pen and the Posh Cockneys ask for directions. Comedy sketch show, with Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and Arabella Weir
00:50 40m

Not Going Out

S3 · E6 · Speech

Lucy needs help writing a speech

When Lucy needs help writing an important speech she is due to give at a recruitment conference, Lee hopes to impress her by offering his services. However, Tim also thinks he could do a good job and it turns into a fierce competition to discover who can come up with the wittiest lines. Comedy, starring Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Tim Vine
01:30 45m

Keeping Up Appearances

S2 · E4 · Hyacinth Tees Off

The Buckets are invited on a golfing weekend

Hyacinth decides that she and husband Richard should have a weekend at a golfing hotel so that she can keep up with the Major and his wife. Roy Clarke's suburban sitcom, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
02:15 35m

dinnerladies

S1 · E6 · Night Shift

Bren is left to run the night shift

Morale plummets to its lowest point in the canteen with Tony in hospital and Dolly and Jean staging a walk-out, leaving Bren to run the graveyard shift single-handedly on the most important night of the year. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood, Andrew Dunn, Shobna Gulati and Celia Imrie
02:50 30m

The Green Green Grass

S4 · E5 · Your Cheating Art

Marlene tries to help her son mend his broken heart

Tyler falls into a deep depression after his girlfriend leaves him, spending every hour painting gloomy pictures and starving himself. Marlene enlists Jed and Bryan to help her son mend his broken heart, but when matters do not improve, the responsibility falls to her mother, Dora. Guest starring June Whitfield
03:20 40m

The Fast Show

S2 · E6 · Heth-eth-eth

Comedy sketch show

The That's Amazing presenter shows off a magical pen and the Posh Cockneys ask for directions. Comedy sketch show, with Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and Arabella Weir
04:00 2h

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Morning

06:00 1h 30m

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:30 30m

dinnerladies

S2 · E1 · Catering

Work experience day leads to chaos

It is work experience day, but Bren cannot show the new girl a typical routine in the canteen because the new boy has blocked the front of the cooker with his ladder - which the bread delivery woman refuses to go under. Canteen comedy, with Victoria Wood, Thelma Barlow, Sue Cleaver and Shobna Gulati
08:00 40m

The Good Life

S2 · E2 · The Guru of Surbiton

Tom gains two disciples

A young couple from the university come to the house to learn about Tom's self sufficiency drive. However, Tom is soon anxious to be rid of them. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
08:40 35m

Only Fools and Horses

S3 · E2 · Healthy Competition

Rodney goes it alone

Rodney tires of his role as junior partner in Trotters Independent Traders and decides to set up a rival business with best mate and would-be wide boy Mickey Pearce, hoping to give wheeler-dealer Del a run for his money. Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Patrick Murray star
09:15 40m

The Green Green Grass

S4 · E6 · The Departed

Two psychic detectives present a money-making opportunity

Elgin spots a money-making opportunity when he finds out two psychic detectives are offering £5,000 for a photograph of a ghost. Meanwhile, Tyler prepares for his first gig with Puddle of Agony, but worries his credibility will be ruined when Boycie and Marlene decide to accompany him
09:55 40m

Are You Being Served?

S2 · E4 · Big Brother

Grace Brothers is plagued by shoplifters

Shoplifting at Grace Brothers is on the increase so Mr Rumbold installs a CCTV camera to tackle the problem, but the staff suspect it is not intended for the customers. Shop-floor comedy, starring Mollie Sugden, John Inman and Nicholas Smith
10:35 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S28 · E1 · The Second Stag Night of Doggy Wilkinson

Guest starring Eric Sykes

Eric Sykes guest stars as absent-minded Doggy, who is disappointed when his stag night fails to live up to his expectations. However, Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Entwistle come up with a solution and soon rectify the situation. With Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Brian Murphy
11:15 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S28 · E2 · What Happened to the Horse?

Rumours abound of ghosts in nearby woodland

An innocuous section of woodland soon becomes a legendary site renowned for its ghostly activity, due to the inventive rumours put about by Alvin, Truly and Clegg. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Brian Murphy
11:55 35m

The Good Life

S2 · E2 · The Guru of Surbiton

Tom gains two disciples

A young couple from the university come to the house to learn about Tom's self sufficiency drive. However, Tom is soon anxious to be rid of them. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal

Daytime

12:30 35m

Only Fools and Horses

S3 · E2 · Healthy Competition

Rodney goes it alone

Rodney tires of his role as junior partner in Trotters Independent Traders and decides to set up a rival business with best mate and would-be wide boy Mickey Pearce, hoping to give wheeler-dealer Del a run for his money. Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Patrick Murray star
13:05 45m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E7 · A Touch of Glass

Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business

After lending assistance to a wealthy woman in distress, Del seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve his social standing by launching his own chandelier-cleaning business. As part of the venture, he ropes a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into helping him. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star
13:50 40m

Keeping Up Appearances

S2 · E5 · Problems with Relatives

Hyacinth's father goes to the register office to be married

Hyacinth is thrown into dismay when her beloved father goes to the register office to be married, and things go from bad to worse when her neighbour Emmett comes face to face with her uncouth relatives, Daisy, Onslow and Rose
14:30 40m

Dad's Army

S5 · E8 · All is Safely Gathered In

The platoon helps out Godfrey's widowed friend

Capt Mainwaring and the platoon offer to help Pte Godfrey's widowed friend gather in the harvest on her farm - but their well-meaning efforts end in predictable chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Arnold Ridley
15:10 35m

The Green Green Grass

S4 · E6 · The Departed

Two psychic detectives present a money-making opportunity

Elgin spots a money-making opportunity when he finds out two psychic detectives are offering £5,000 for a photograph of a ghost. Meanwhile, Tyler prepares for his first gig with Puddle of Agony, but worries his credibility will be ruined when Boycie and Marlene decide to accompany him
15:45 40m

Are You Being Served?

S2 · E4 · Big Brother

Grace Brothers is plagued by shoplifters

Shoplifting at Grace Brothers is on the increase so Mr Rumbold installs a CCTV camera to tackle the problem, but the staff suspect it is not intended for the customers. Shop-floor comedy, starring Mollie Sugden, John Inman and Nicholas Smith
16:25 35m

The Good Life

S2 · E2 · The Guru of Surbiton

Tom gains two disciples

A young couple from the university come to the house to learn about Tom's self sufficiency drive. However, Tom is soon anxious to be rid of them. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
17:00 40m

Dad's Army

S5 · E8 · All is Safely Gathered In

The platoon helps out Godfrey's widowed friend

Capt Mainwaring and the platoon offer to help Pte Godfrey's widowed friend gather in the harvest on her farm - but their well-meaning efforts end in predictable chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Arnold Ridley
17:40 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S28 · E1 · The Second Stag Night of Doggy Wilkinson

Guest starring Eric Sykes

Eric Sykes guest stars as absent-minded Doggy, who is disappointed when his stag night fails to live up to his expectations. However, Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Entwistle come up with a solution and soon rectify the situation. With Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Brian Murphy

Tonight's Highlights

18:20 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S28 · E2 · What Happened to the Horse?

Rumours abound of ghosts in nearby woodland

An innocuous section of woodland soon becomes a legendary site renowned for its ghostly activity, due to the inventive rumours put about by Alvin, Truly and Clegg. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Brian Murphy
19:00 45m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E7 · A Touch of Glass

Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business

After lending assistance to a wealthy woman in distress, Del seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve his social standing by launching his own chandelier-cleaning business. As part of the venture, he ropes a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into helping him. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star
19:45 40m

Dad's Army

S5 · E9 · When Did You Last See Your Money?

Jones loses a £500 donation

Corporal Jones misplaces £500 donated by local shopkeepers to provide a new canteen for servicemen, so the platoon tries to help him remember what he did with it. Comedy first broadcast in 1972, starring Clive Dunn, John Le Mesurier and Arthur Lowe
20:25 35m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E1 · The Long Legs of the Law

Rodney falls for a policewoman

Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
21:00 35m

Only Fools and Horses

S4 · E4 · It's Only Rock 'n' Roll

Rodney joins a band

Rodney aspires to be a pop star, taking on the role of the drumless drummer in Mental Mickey's band but, not surprisingly, Del-Boy manages to ruin his chances. With a guest appearance by DJ Mike Read, alongside David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
21:35 40m

The Fast Show

S2 · E5 · Cinc-Cinci-Cinquenta-Cinquanta-Chanco-Chancachanca-Cinquento-Pentos

The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers

The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers, Unlucky Alf finds a girlfriend and Carl Hooper discusses animal freaks. Sketch show, starring Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson
22:15 40m

Not Going Out

S1 · E5 · Kid

Kate and Lee take in a lodger

Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger - a surly 14-year-old boy - but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to teach a carnivorous dog about the joys of eating vegetables. Sitcom, starring Lee Mack, Megan Dodds, Tim Vine and Rupert Simonian
22:55 35m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E1 · The Long Legs of the Law

Rodney falls for a policewoman

Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
23:30 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S4 · E4 · It's Only Rock 'n' Roll

Rodney joins a band

Rodney aspires to be a pop star, taking on the role of the drumless drummer in Mental Mickey's band but, not surprisingly, Del-Boy manages to ruin his chances. With a guest appearance by DJ Mike Read, alongside David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

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