E4 TV Guide — Today — Schedule & Listings

Browse the full E4 TV guide for today. 37 programmes listed , including 8 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:05 1h 5m

Naked Attraction

S9 · E1

A sex-toy tester and a tree surgeon take their pick of six potential partners

Anna Richardson presents the dating show in which two singletons choose a date from six naked people whose bare bodies are revealed from the feet up. First up is 27-year-old sex-toy tester Hayley from Plymouth. Hayley has cerebral palsy and has only ever dated friends. Can she find someone to be more than just good friends? She is followed by 25-year-old tree surgeon Dmitri from Nottingham, who is looking for the perfect partner. However, once he picks his date, Dmitri is in for a big shock

01:10 1h

Gogglebox

S22 · E2

My Mum, Your Dad and Welcome to Wrexham are appraised

The armchair critics share their opinions on programmes including My Mum, Your Dad, Welcome to Wrexham, Love & Death, Marcus Wareing's Tales from a Kitchen Garden, Animals Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Puzzling with Lucy Worsley and This Morning. From September 2023

02:10 50m

Ladies of London: The New Reign

S4 · E3 · Whining in the Rain

Missé organises a day of wine tasting

Martha has a difficult time unearthing long-forgotten memories when she sorts through some old boxes. Entrepreneur Myka Meier organises an awkward sit down. Missé wants to build bridges and organises a day of wine tasting and - she hopes - bonding. But the experience leaves a bitter taste in heiress Kimi Murdoch's mouth

03:00 50m

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S5 · E13 · Spin a Yarn

A failing restaurant in Fremont, California

Gordon Ramsay travels to Fremont, California, in an attempt to save a restaurant that is tearing the owners' marriage apart. Saki Kavouniaris took over Spin a Yarn in 1995 and began to turn it into a success, before marrying bartender Jennifer. When the business started to fail, the couple decided to splash out on refurbishments to recover their glory days, but their efforts have been futile and now their relationship is at stake

03:50 25m

The Goldbergs

S6 · E22 · Mom Trumps Willow

Barry fights Erica for his right to attend the college of his choice

After Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly, he must find a way to get back into her good graces. Barry is tired of his status as middle child and fights Erica for his right to the college of his choice

04:15 25m

The Goldbergs

S7 · E1 · Vacation

The family head on one final family vacation to Disneyland

Beverly insists the family take a road trip to go on vacation to Disneyland before Erica and Barry go off to college. Erica worries about her relationship with Geoff when he tells her they need to talk. Comedy, guest starring Christie Brinkley

04:40 25m

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S8 · E3 · Blue Flu

Captain Holt and Amy manage an understaffed precinct

Captain Holt and Amy manage an understaffed precinct. Meanwhile, Jake and Charles investigate. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg

05:05 25m

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S8 · E4 · Balancing

Jake and Amy create a system to balance work and childcare

Jake and Amy create a system to balance work and childcare, and Rosa gets a new houseguest. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg

05:30 30m

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S8 · E5 · PB&J

Jake meets up with an old friend

Jake meets up with an old friend and they go for a ride, reminiscing about the old days. Comedy, starring Andy Same

Morning

06:00 30m

Modern Family

S4 · E4 · The Butler's Escape

Jay cannot sleep thanks to Gloria's loud snoring

Phil struggles to accept the news when Luke announces he no longer wants to be a magician, and Jay is having trouble getting to sleep thanks to Gloria's loud snoring. Mitch and Cam swap duties, with Mitch staying at home with Lily, and Cam setting off for his first day as the new music teacher at Luke and Manny's school

06:30 25m

Modern Family

S4 · E6 · Yard Sale

The friends have fun as they pitch in for a charity yard sale

The friends pitch in for a yard sale to help raise money for the school but problems arise when Manny comes across an old trunk containing a secret of Gloria's. Phil finds himself in a bit of a pickle, feeling pressured to sell and buy something, while Alex's new boyfriend is subjected to Claire's thorough interrogation. Will she approve of him or will it turn out that she preferred Dylan?

06:55 5m

Rude(ish) Tube Shorts

Sports

Amusing internet videos featuring sports

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

07:00 1h

Couples Come Dine with Me

S3 · E36

Three couples compete in Marbella for the cash prize of £1,000

Three couples host dinner parties in the Spanish resort of Marbella as they competes for the cash prize of £1,000. Stephen and his Colombian boyfriend Juan plan to keep things simple in the kitchen, but two of their guests point out that the chicken is overcooked. At Glenn and Henriette's Mexican evening, the contestants get competitive when they're let loose on a pinata, and Tristan and Louise hope to inject love into their dinner party - until Stephen gives them frank feedback on the food

08:00 1h

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S5 · E16 · Classic American, Davide, Down City

Gordon Ramsay revisits three previous restaurants he tried to save

Gordon Ramsay revisits three previous restaurants he tried to save, finding out whether they stayed on the road to recovery or turned back into nightmares. First he heads for West Babylon, New York, where he helped the inexperienced owners of restaurant Classic American deal with their escalating debts, before returning to Davide in Boston, an Italian restaurant run by two warring brothers. Finally, he visits Down City, a restaurant in Providence, Rhode Island, run by hot-headed owner Abby

09:00 1h

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S5 · E17 · Spanish Pavillion, Kingston Cafe, La Frite and Capri

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he earlier tried to save

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he earlier tried to save, finding out whether they stayed on the road to recovery or fell by the wayside. First he visits the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, then heads to California to see the owners of Kingston Cafe, French-themed La Frite, and Capri

10:00 1h

America's Funniest Home Videos

S30 · E6

Alfonso Ribeiro presents light-hearted entertainment and family-friendly laughs, as viewers' home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments

11:00 1h

America's Funniest Home Videos

S33 · E1

Including magic tricks gone wrong

Alfonso Ribeiro presents memorable moments captured on camera, including magic tricks gone wrong and kids saying the funniest - and cheekiest - things

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Simpsons

S21 · E9 · Thursdays with Abie

A columnist writes stories about Grampa

During a trip to a water park with the family, Grampa bumps into a newspaper columnist who seemingly becomes fascinated with his life and writes a series of stories about him, but Homer becomes suspicious of the journalist's motives

12:30 30m

The Simpsons

S21 · E10 · Once Upon a Time in Springfield

Romance blossoms between Krusty and his new co-star

Ratings for Krusty's TV show start to fall, so executives bring in co-star Princess Penelope (voiced by Anne Hathaway) to increase its appeal, and romance soon blossoms between the clown and his new sidekick. Elsewhere, Mr Burns cuts costs at the nuclear plant by taking away the staff's free doughnuts

13:00 30m

The Simpsons

S21 · E11 · Million Dollar Maybe

Homer wins $1million on the lottery

Homer wins $1million on the lottery, but keeps it a secret from his family, fearing Marge's reaction if she finds out about it. He and Bart set about spending the money, and buy front-row tickets to a Coldplay concert. With the guest voice of Chris Martin

13:30 30m

The Simpsons

S21 · E12 · Boy Meets Curl

Homer and Marge play for a curling team in the Winter Olympics

A romantic evening at the ice-rink leads to Homer and Marge heading for the Winter Olympics to play for a curling team, while Lisa becomes hopelessly addicted to collecting sporting memorabilia and Bart befriends Canada's equivalent of Milhouse

14:00 30m

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S8 · E6 · The Set Up

Jake keeps digging when the FBI takes over a high-profile case

Jake keeps digging when the FBI takes over a high-profile case, while Amy and Rosa negotiate with O'Sullivan and the police union. Comedy, starring Andy Same

14:30 30m

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S8 · E7 · Game of Boyles

Terry, Jake and Charles visit the Boyle family farm

Terry, Jake and Charles visit the Boyle family farm, while Amy and Rosa help out Captain Holt. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg as a detective with a light-hearted approach to crime

15:00 30m

Modern Family

S7 · E17 · Express Yourself

Cameron's sister Pam proves too much for Mitchell

Cameron's emotional sister Pam proves too much for Mitchell when she comes to visit, while Phil and Claire struggle to stay awake during a spontaneous trip to Paris. Jay's bathroom remodeling project frustrates Gloria, and Andy has a wild night out in Las Vegas with Haley

15:30 30m

Modern Family

S7 · E19 · Man Shouldn't Lie

Claire and the kids try to hide a stray dog from Phil

Claire and the kids cause havoc as they desperately try to hide a stray dog from Phil, while Jay finds himself in a pickle when Gloria tries to make friends with another couple and Cameron rents out his upstairs apartment to a rock band

16:00 30m

Modern Family

S7 · E20 · Promposal

Phil and Gloria confront Alice about stealing a hot sauce recipe

With their prom just around the corner, Luke and Manny find themselves with big decisions to make about who to ask, but their situation is made all the more nerve-wrecking when Cam and Mitch decide to interfere. Meanwhile, Phil and Gloria confront a competitor about stealing a hot sauce recipe and Claire grows concerned that she has a mole in her company

16:30 30m

Modern Family

S7 · E21 · Crazy Train

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tuckers board the train for an eventful journey to Dede's wedding

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tuckers board the train for an eventful journey to Dede's wedding. Claire and Mitchell work on their speech, Phil and Cam are starstruck when they spot their favourite author on the train, Manny and Luke go girl crazy and Gloria finds herself stuck in a frustrating situation. Meanwhile, Jay seems delighted that Dede has moved on for good, but could his overenthusiasm come back to bite him?

17:00 30m

The Simpsons

S27 · E15 · Lisa the Veterinarian

Lisa decides she wants to be a vet

Lisa is inspired to become a veterinarian and begins an internship at the local vet's surgery, but she learns a tough lesson when the school's neglected hamster dies. Marge gets a job as a crime-scene cleaner, but is traumatised by the gory sights. Michael York guest stars

17:30 30m

The Simpsons

S27 · E16 · The Marge-ian Chronicles

Lisa signs up to participate in the future colonisation of Mars

Marge is distressed when Lisa signs up for the opportunity to participate in the future colonisation of Mars, but a cunning strategy using reverse psychology to discourage her daughter from carrying out her plan goes badly awry

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

The Simpsons

S27 · E17 · The Burns Cage

Homer makes it his mission to find Smithers a boyfriend

Homer makes it his mission to find a devastated Smithers a boyfriend and signs him up to a dating app. Lisa gets a leading role in the school production of Casablanca, leaving Milhouse jealous of her co-star and Bart plotting sabotage. Guest starring George Takei

18:30 30m

The Simpsons

S27 · E18 · How Lisa Got Her Marge Back

Marge and Lisa meet a stage star while visiting Capital City

Marge takes Lisa on a theatre trip to the big city to make up for a rough patch in their relationship. Bart is frustrated that everyone seems to be well prepared for his pranks in advance, so he teams up with Maggie to play practical jokes on unsuspecting victims

19:00 30m

The Simpsons

S6 · E18 · A Star Is Burns

The townsfolk hold a film festival

In an attempt to boost Springfield's image, the townsfolk hold a film festival and a respected critic is invited to attend. However, Mr Burns bribes the jury, which includes Homer, to support his self-congratulatory biopic. Featuring the guest voice of Jon Lovitz

19:30 30m

The Simpsons

S6 · E19 · Lisa's Wedding

Lisa has her fortune told

A fortune-teller gives Lisa an unwelcome glimpse of the future, revealing the highs and lows of her romance with a dashing upper-class suitor. Featuring the guest voice of Mandy Patinkin as Lisa's future fiance

20:00 1h

Ladies of London: The New Reign

S4 · E4 · Naked Truths

Emma has a health scare

Emma Thynn, the Marchioness of Bath, has a health scare, and turns to Mark-Francis for some comfort. Lottie and Joshua go on an extravagant shopping trip. And Kimi hosts an arty party. Which is going really well until a confrontation develops regarding Kimi's own behaviour

21:00 1h

Cruising Paradise: Above and Below Deck

S1 · E5

The Star Princess drops anchor in Belize

The Star Princess reaches the end of her 28-day Caribbean voyage, dropping anchor in Belize at the second attempt after weather scuppered the first. With just 48 hours until their opening night, the new entertainment cast are deep in rehearsals while the outgoing cast, including Adam, Cassie and Lexie, grab a last hurrah snorkelling with sharks and stingrays before their contracts end. Best friends and travel YouTubers Ronan and Alex take an airboat tour through Belize's mangroves in search of wildlife, and fitness instructor Caitlin and her boyfriend, crew manager Edgar, make the most of a rare shared day off, snorkelling the reefs of Roatan in Honduras. Back on board, cruising rookie Zahra battles opening night nerves, leaning on assistant dance captain Mia and a video call home to her nan for support ahead of her professional stage debut. As the new cast take to the stage for the first time, Cassie helps talk Zahra through a nerve-wracking quick change, and by the final bow, the exhausted dancers know they've pulled it off, before Star Princess sails home to Fort Lauderdale to complete her voyage

22:00 1h 5m

Gogglebox

S22 · E4

The Great British Bake Off and Strictly Come Dancing are critiqued

The armchair critics share their opinions on shows including The Great British Bake Off, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, Sex Education, Blankety Blank, Celebrity Race Across the World, Love & Death, and Ambulance

23:05 1h

First Dates

S20 · E2

A cheesemaker meets a marketer with an endless line of jokes

A cheesemaker meets a marketer with an endless line of jokes, and a company director and a fan of motorbikes and rockabilly share their love of the 1950s. Two gym enthusiasts seem to hit it off, but disaster strikes later in the night, while two executives with a taste for sharp suits seem like a good fit

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Tonight's Highlights

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