E4 TV Guide

'Deadly' (aka David) found fame with his UK garage crew, and though he may be confident on stage, he's shy and retiring with the ladies. Can he bring his A-game when he meet teaching assistant Helen? Other diners include rock fan Anthony, who meets retired nurse and fellow northerner Barbara. She's an amateur magician with a few dating tricks up her sleeve

Professor Green has a turbulent second date with radio presenter Claira, PK Humble gets to grips with sheep farmer Ellen, and David Potts has a blind date with underwear model Anthony, who's soon posing in his pants

Ten singles from Austin, Texas are ready to marry complete strangers in the ultimate quest for love. The first two couples say I do, sparks fly for one pair, but first impressions falter when one newly-wed clashes with their in-laws and another faces a shocking twist with their new family

The chef heads to floundering soul food restaurant Blackberry's in Plainfield, New Jersey, but struggles to get his message across to indomitable owner Shelley. Her refusal to deal with the truth comes to a head when Gordon finds a dead mouse in the doorway, prompting him to step up his efforts to change her ways

Adam is excited about introducing Carmen to his family, but is shocked by a past incident between her and one of his siblings. Geoff helps Pop-Pop to improve his room-mate status

Lou and Linda spend some quality time with Muriel. Barry implements superstitious protocols that the family must follow when the Flyers make it to the Stanley Cup finals

Groom Dean purposefully plans disaster events for his theme of a 'Wedding that Goes Wrong', but his perfectionist bride Kayleigh may not see the funny side

Diane reflects on her life while the Osbornes and Keanes feud downstairs in the Dog. Wanting to make every moment count, the Hutchinsons leave the customers to it and join Diane

Guilt begins to consume Charlie and he admits to Frankie that he's ready to hand himself in. The morning after Ste and Rex's wedding, Leela finds the Hutchinson teenangers spiralling with Tony absent and she offers them support. Distracting himself from recent events, Tony attempts to fix the broken oven at the Hutch

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos on the themes of food and animals

In East Anglia, hip-hop enthusiasts Christine and Terry provide a hearty menu for their guests, before allotment owners Tim and Amanda host with a menu dedicated to their home-grown fruit and veg. Finally, Megan and Matt - who rarely spend time together in the kitchen - set off their fire alarm and have difficulty pulling things together and getting any food to the table

First of a two-part special in which Gordon Ramsay heads to the Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles, where tensions are running high because owner Alan Saffron has spent his son's entire inheritance on the struggling restaurant. To make matters worse, the kitchen is run by a chef called David Blaine who shares nothing of his famous namesake's magic when it comes to cooking - and whose threatening behaviour regularly gets him into trouble

Part two of two. The chef continues his quest to transform the fortunes of the Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles, where tensions were running high because owner Alan Saffron had spent his son's entire inheritance on the struggling restaurant. Alan gets a wake-up call from internet critics, who he believes are trying to shut him down

Ten singles from Austin, Texas are ready to marry complete strangers in the ultimate quest for love. The first two couples say I do, sparks fly for one pair, but first impressions falter when one newly-wed clashes with their in-laws and another faces a shocking twist with their new family

Phil enjoys sharing the secrets of the estate agent's life with Luke and Manny's classmates on school career day - only for things to turn ugly when his rival Gil Thorpe turns up. Jay's dream of being a writer looks destined to fail as he struggles to complete his book, while Lily's first encounter with the Tooth Fairy proves lucrative when a drunken Cam accidentally slips a $100 bill under her pillow

Mitch's ex, successful doctor Teddy, invites the entire family to a fundraising event at the local roller rink - and when Cam realises how popular the host is, his jealousy soon gets out of hand. Claire tries to keep her distance from Jay to avoid talk of a job offer, while Phil has a novel way of teaching Gloria to skate and Haley gives Alex tips on flirting

The family is recruited and brainwashed by a religious cult - except for Marge, who resorts to desperate measures to snap the others out of it

Bart and Lisa go on a school trip, but Otto accidentally drives the bus off a bridge and into the water, where it washes up on a deserted island - leaving the schoolchildren to fend for themselves. Meanwhile, Homer decides to set up his own internet business. With the guest voice of James Earl Jones

Marge goes on the offensive and plans a protest against a combat sport that has captivated Springfield's male population. When promoter Chett Englebrecht hears of her campaign, he challenges her to a fight - and agrees to shut down his entire operation if she beats him

Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Mummy and Frankenstein's monster gatecrash a Halloween party at 742 Evergreen Terrace. Bart and Lisa plot revenge on their teachers in a Hitchcock-inspired short story, but end up turning on each another

For the first time in his career, Jake has a growing number of cases he just can't seem to solve, and the other detectives worry his run of bad luck will rub off on them. Holt asks Amy to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youths, and Boyle helps Jeffords with a tough personal assignment. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg and Andre Braugher

Jake meets an attractive medical examiner at a crime scene, but annoys his colleagues when his attempts to get together with her cause a hold-up with an autopsy report. Meanwhile, Amy discovers Jeffords has some hidden talents when the police sketch artist goes off sick

Christmas has arrived, providing a typically chaotic time for the Pritchett-Dunphys, as Jay takes Manny to chop down a tree, Mitchell rushes to finish his shopping and Cam and Lily get into the holiday spirit at a charity event. Meanwhile, Gloria has a visit from her mum. Directed by Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston

Phil tries to share his love of dancing with unenthusiastic son Luke and Claire struggles to hide her frustration while teaching an overly cautious Alex to drive. Mitch and Cam enter the cut-throat world of wedding venue booking

Gloria settles a score with another mum during a school visit, Mitch sets out to prove he is more environmentally aware than his neighbour, Manny and Luke have a double date with twins, and Alex goes to see a therapist. Jesse Eisenberg and Jane Krakowski guest star

Jay is troubled when best pal Shorty reveals that he and his wife are moving away. Phil and Claire take Haley out to discuss her future, while Mitchell and Cam take a break from all the wedding planning to enjoy a romantic meal - only to interrupt a couple's surprise engagement dinner. Chazz Palminteri and Jennifer Tilly guest star

Homer and Marge try to breathe new life into their relationship by canoodling in public places, while Bart and Lisa use Grampa's metal detector to hunt for hidden treasure

Blood-curdling tales from America's favourite family in another Halloween special. The spooky stories feature an island inhabited by 'manimals', plus tales about an army of Homer clones and zombie cowboys