E4 TV Guide — Thursday

Browse the full E4 TV guide for Thursday, 3 September 2026. 37 programmes listed , including 8 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:05 1h 5m

Naked Attraction

S10 · E2 · Nico & Patrice

Dog groomer Nico and self-confessed 'bad girl' Patrice seek their perfect partners

After dating men, 26-year-old dog groomer Nico has realised she's barking up the wrong tree and actually prefers women. She's hoping to find her the perfect partner able to get her all hot under the collar. Self-confessed 'bad girl' Patrice has now seen the light and turned to God. All the 26-year-old care worker needs now is that 'special fella' to take her to Heaven. Anna Richardson hosts the show in which potential dates bare all bit by bit in a bid to prove they are the ideal partner

01:10 1h

Gogglebox

S22 · E10

The households' opinions on shows including Planet Earth

The armchair critics share their opinions on Banged Up: Stars Behind Bars, Planet Earth, Culprits, The Curse of Robert the Doll and Little Trains and Big Names with Pete Waterman. From November 2023

02:10 50m

Ladies of London: The New Reign

S4 · E8 · Bad Manors

The ladies trade the bustle of London for a lavish retreat

The ladies trade the bustle of London for a lavish retreat at the magnificent Longleat House, anticipating a weekend of elegance, adventure and indulgence. Tensions between Mark-Francis and Margo boil over yet again

03:00 55m

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S6 · E5 · Barefoot Bob's

Beachside restaurant Barefoot Bob's in Hull, Massachusetts

The chef visits beachside restaurant Barefoot Bob's in Hull, Massachusetts, owned by husband-and-wife team Marc and Lisa. Every year profits nosedive through the bleak winter months, and matters aren't improved when it becomes clear they have both lost their passion - not only for the business but also for each other. With the restaurant and marriage on the line, Gordon tries to help turn things around before it's too late

03:55 25m

The Simpsons

S6 · E25 · Who Shot Mr Burns? - Part One

Part one of two. Mr Burns is shot

Part one of two. Mr Burns angers the residents of Springfield with a plot to block out the sun's light, which would force the town to use the electricity generated by his power plant. The townsfolk plan to fight back, but one mysterious person goes too far and shoots the greedy entrepreneur. Featuring the guest voice of salsa musician Tito Puente

04:20 25m

The Goldbergs

S7 · E10 · It's a Wonderful Life

Beverly signs everyone up for a holiday family photo

When Beverly signs everyone up for a holiday family photo, Geoffrey is excited to join in, despite Erica's reservations. Barry must face the fact that he has not been a good friend

04:45 25m

The Goldbergs

S7 · E11 · Pickleball

Adam decides to try out for William Penn's pickleball team

Feeling pressured to beef up the contents of his CV, Adam decides to try out for William Penn's pickleball team. Beverly is determined to throw Murray an epic birthday party

05:10 25m

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S1 · E3 · The Slump

Jake struggles to solve any of his numerous cases

For the first time in his career, Jake has a growing number of cases he just can't seem to solve, and the other detectives worry his run of bad luck will rub off on them. Holt asks Amy to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youths, and Boyle helps Jeffords with a tough personal assignment. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg and Andre Braugher

05:35 25m

Modern Family

S4 · E9 · When a Tree Falls

Mitch and Cam campaign to save an old tree in the park

Mitch and Cam join the campaign to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny are way out of their depth when they attend a children's Olympics-themed birthday party. Claire takes Gloria shopping - only to have a run-in with the supermarket manager

Morning

06:00 30m

Modern Family

S4 · E9 · When a Tree Falls

Mitch and Cam campaign to save an old tree in the park

06:30 25m

Modern Family

S4 · E10 · Diamond in the Rough

Claire and Cameron build a baseball pitch

Manny and Luke's baseball team makes it into a play-off game, so Claire and Cameron scramble to find a suitable location and decide to make over a rundown field. Meanwhile, Gloria tries bonding with her unborn baby by singing to it - prompting an unexpected reaction from Jay

06:55 5m

Rude(ish) Tube Shorts

Sports

Amusing internet videos featuring sports

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

07:00 1h

Couples Come Dine with Me

S3 · E39

Three competitive dinner parties in Kent

Farmers James and Louisa host the first of three dinner parties in Kent, although beautician Rachel doesn't approve of their 'kill it, cook it' theme - and to make matters worse, the hosts also put their foot in it with her husband Keith. Competitive couple Lance and Tina try to smooth things over on the second night, although no one likes the sound of their dessert, leaving glamorous Rachel and Keith to serve up a classy menu on the final night. Will it be enough to bag them the prize money?

08:00 1h

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S6 · E8 · Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room

A family-owned restaurant in Monrovia, California

Gordon Ramsay visits Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room in Monrovia, California, and within minutes of his arrival, is caught in the crossfire of an argument between the owner, his wife and their children, all of whom are feeling the pressure of working seven days a week. Can the chef save the business and mend the warring family's frayed relationships?

09:00 1h

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S6 · E9 · Nino's

An Italian family restaurant in Long Beach, California

Gordon Ramsay heads to the coastal community of Long Beach, California, to save an Italian restaurant that was opened in 1958 and now under the misguided leadership of Nino, who blamed by brother Michael and sister Carina for the eatery's failings. Their 78-year-old mother Inge desperate for Nino to turn the business around, but the feuding family members will have to solve their differences first

10:00 1h

America's Funniest Home Videos

S30 · E11

Ten of the series' funniest video clips go head-to-head to win a $100,000 prize

Ten of the series' funniest video clips go head-to-head to win a $100,000 prize. Plus, golf gaffes and a woman who's distracted while she's texting

11:00 1h

America's Funniest Home Videos

S33 · E6

Toddler twins play the blame game

Kids struggle with old-fashioned things like postboxes and toddler twins play the blame game

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Simpsons

S27 · E15 · Lisa the Veterinarian

Lisa decides she wants to be a vet

Lisa is inspired to become a veterinarian and begins an internship at the local vet's surgery, but she learns a tough lesson when the school's neglected hamster dies. Marge gets a job as a crime-scene cleaner, but is traumatised by the gory sights. Michael York guest stars

12:30 30m

The Simpsons

S27 · E16 · The Marge-ian Chronicles

Lisa signs up to participate in the future colonisation of Mars

Marge is distressed when Lisa signs up for the opportunity to participate in the future colonisation of Mars, but a cunning strategy using reverse psychology to discourage her daughter from carrying out her plan goes badly awry

13:00 30m

The Simpsons

S27 · E17 · The Burns Cage

Homer makes it his mission to find Smithers a boyfriend

Homer makes it his mission to find a devastated Smithers a boyfriend and signs him up to a dating app. Lisa gets a leading role in the school production of Casablanca, leaving Milhouse jealous of her co-star and Bart plotting sabotage. Guest starring George Takei

13:30 30m

The Simpsons

S27 · E18 · How Lisa Got Her Marge Back

Marge and Lisa meet a stage star while visiting Capital City

Marge takes Lisa on a theatre trip to the big city to make up for a rough patch in their relationship. Bart is frustrated that everyone seems to be well prepared for his pranks in advance, so he teams up with Maggie to play practical jokes on unsuspecting victims

14:00 30m

The Goldbergs

S1 · E7 · Call Me When You Get There

Barry is thrilled by the freedom his new driving licence brings

Barry is thrilled by the freedom his new driving licence brings, until Beverly insists he sticks to her 10 rules of the road at all times. Meanwhile, Pops refuses to wear an emergency alert bracelet and is forced to call Adam when he suffers a fall. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin

14:30 30m

The Goldbergs

S1 · E8 · The Kremps

Beverly tries to make friends with her neighbours

Beverly is determined to make friends with her reserved and softly spoken neighbours, the Kremps, so she bombards them with invitations to a barbecue. Meanwhile, Barry and Erica battle for control of the family's telephone line and beg their parents to get a second one installed. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin

15:00 30m

Modern Family

S8 · E16 · Basketball

Phil gets ready for a charity basketball match

Phil gets ready to play in a charity basketball match, but NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan show up and the pressure gets too much for him

15:30 30m

Modern Family

S8 · E17 · Pig Moon Rising

Mitchell knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cam's pet pig Lilly

During a quick workout session in the garage, Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cam's beloved pet pig Lilly and quickly attempts to cover up his blunder. Hoping to catch Mitchell in a lie, Cam makes up a tall tale to trap him, but his own web of deceit soon becomes a little too big to manage

16:00 30m

Modern Family

S8 · E18 · Five Minutes

Mitch and Cam race to catch a flight

Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a flight while fighting the effects of sleeping pills they took prematurely, while Haley and Rainer are forced to re-evaluate their entire relationship in the five minutes before a birthday cake arrives. Phil and Claire pay a surprise visit to Alex and are given a surprise introduction to her new boyfriend

16:30 30m

Modern Family

S8 · E19 · Frank's Wedding

The day of Frank's 1920s-themed wedding arrives

The day of Frank's 1920s-themed wedding arrives and Phil asks the Dunphys to get into the spirit by wearing costumes, while Cam gets a surprise when he finally stands up to Pam

17:00 30m

The Simpsons

S33 · E15 · Bart the Cool Kid

Bart makes friends with a child who is famous influencer

Homer leads a rebellion of loser dads against the friendship between Bart and a child who is famous influencer

17:30 30m

The Simpsons

S33 · E16 · Pretty Whittle Liars

Cletus discovers his wife has a secret

Cletus discovers that his wife Brandine has been hiding a secret love of learning

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

The Simpsons

S33 · E17 · The Sound of Bleeding Gums

Lisa meets Bleeding Gums Murphy's son

Lisa meets the son of musician Bleeding Gums Murphy and attempts to improve his life

18:30 30m

The Simpsons

S33 · E18 · My Octopus and a Teacher

Lisa befriends an octopus

Bart is unable to control his feelings when he gets a new teacher, while Lisa befriends an octopus

19:00 30m

The Simpsons

S14 · E1 · Treehouse of Horror XIII

Blood-curdling tales, featuring an army of Homer clones and zombie cowboys

Blood-curdling tales from America's favourite family in another Halloween special. The spooky stories feature an island inhabited by 'manimals', plus tales about an army of Homer clones and zombie cowboys

19:30 30m

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S1 · E4 · ME Time

Jake tries to get together with an attractive medical examiner

Jake meets an attractive medical examiner at a crime scene, but annoys his colleagues when his attempts to get together with her cause a hold-up with an autopsy report. Meanwhile, Amy discovers Jeffords has some hidden talents when the police sketch artist goes off sick

20:00 1h

Ladies of London: The New Reign

S4 · E9 · Whey Out of Line

Tensions at Longleat continue as Margo's sharp words strike a nerve with Mark-Francis

Tensions at Longleat continue as Margo's sharp words strike a nerve with Mark-Francis and the group try their best to ignore all of the bad blood on a day out at Cheddar

21:00 1h

Gogglebox

S22 · E11

Shows including The Crown, Survivor and 007: Road to a Million are appraised

The armchair critics share their opinions on shows including The Crown, Survivor, 007: Road to a Million, The Good Ship Murder, Shoplifters: Caught Red Handed and ITV News' coverage of the Cabinet reshuffle. From November 2023

22:00 1h

Sarah Millican: Late Bloomer

Stand-up performance recorded live at the Hexagon in Reading

The comedian's seventh stand-up special, recorded during a performance at the Hexagon in Reading. Sarah reflects on how the timid child she used to be developed into the proudly outspoken woman she has become

23:00 1h 5m

First Dates: Valentine's

S18 · E6

Divorcee Chris is matched with veterinary nurse Kaz

Fred Sirieix and the staff serve extra portions of love with fingers crossed for Valentine's Day. First through their doors is 35-year-old Chris, who's looking for a change in fortunes following redundancy, divorce, and a heart attack. He's matched with veterinary nurse Kaz, who wishes to settle down and start a family. Former nightclub singers and 75-year-old twins Hazel and Brenda each seek a bloke with a bit of 'va va voom'. When Jim arrives for a date with Brenda, they instantly take a shine to one another, but it's a different story for Hazel and former pub landlord Kevin

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Tonight's Highlights

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