GOLD TV Guide — Friday, 5 June 2026

Lee is unhappy with his new living arrangements after Lucy's father separates from his wife and moves into the flat, so he takes on the role of counsellor in a bid to patch up the marriage and get his room back. Comedy, guest starring Geoffrey Whitehead, with Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

Lucy works on a government health initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps, so an eager Lee follows the campaign's advice - only to discover something unexpected. Comedy, starring Sally Bretton, Lee Mack, Tim Vine and Katy Wix

More expertly crafted comedy sketches from Harry Enfield and colleagues-in-mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke, featuring the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager

A shocking revelation throws the Ghosts into disarray. Kitty looks to Pat for moral support, and while he is more than happy to oblige, he finds himself in deep water trying to offer her words of comfort. Another bombshell drops when Mike realises there have been some crossed wires over an event booking and he and Alison are forced into hosting an impromptu - and ill-prepared - children's birthday bash in order not to let two little girls down. Supernatural comedy, starring Charlotte Ritchie, Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Simon Farnaby

Alison and Mike discover their neighbour has been scheming behind their backs - his outlandish tactics threatening the success of their guesthouse business. For Alison, this warrants all out war and she sets about playing him at his own game. If she is going to stoop to such trickery however, she'll need the help of one of the ghosts. Mike attempts to mix things up for future guests at the gatehouse by secretly investing in some not-so-cheap entertainment that Alison will definitely not approve of. Meanwhile, the Captain makes a discovery, leading the other ghosts to find a surprising new friend

Boycie senses an opportunity to get himself knighted when Marlene becomes heavily involved in charity work. Enlisting the help of their staff, Marlene tries to make it happen using her contacts, but achieving her husband's dream turns out to be harder than expected. Comedy, starring John Challis

Martin organises a fundraising dance, and suspects that Paul will sabotage his arrangements. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Peter Egan and Penelope Wilton. First broadcast February 26, 1984

The disappearance of an illicit tin of pineapple chunks leaves the inmates horrified that there is a thief in their midst - and for a while, no one is above suspicion. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Animal rights activists target the village, with Llewellyn falling victim to a paint bomb and the pub coming under threat, so Boycie organises patrol groups to protect Winderdown farm from attack. Meanwhile, Tyler wants to borrow money to buy equipment for his band, but Boycie refuses until his son completes a task to prove his business acumen

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty. Comedy, with John Inman and Mollie Sugden

Compo accidently discards something of sentimental value, and waxes lyrical about the two subjects closest to his heart - love and ferrets. Meanwhile, Seymour demonstrates his new home security device. Long-running rural comedy, starring Bill Owen and Michael Aldridge

Seymour reveals his latest invention - a purse for men. Compo agrees to test the product, which results in minor havoc. Comedy, with Bill Owen, Michael Aldridge and Peter Sallis

The disappearance of an illicit tin of pineapple chunks leaves the inmates horrified that there is a thief in their midst - and for a while, no one is above suspicion. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Hyacinth and Richard finally move into their new country retreat, and while she thinks it is 'olde worlde bijou', he finds it a decided disappointment. Suburban sitcom, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes

Animal rights activists target the village, with Llewellyn falling victim to a paint bomb and the pub coming under threat, so Boycie organises patrol groups to protect Winderdown farm from attack. Meanwhile, Tyler wants to borrow money to buy equipment for his band, but Boycie refuses until his son completes a task to prove his business acumen

The platoon arrest a supposed Nazi agent on charges of signalling to enemy aircraft

Martin organises a fundraising dance, and suspects that Paul will sabotage his arrangements. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Peter Egan and Penelope Wilton. First broadcast February 26, 1984

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty. Comedy, with John Inman and Mollie Sugden

Mavis goes to a wedding, but Gastric warns Granville of the danger of leaving her alone in a romantic setting. Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold consider exploring their feminine side, while Mrs Featherstone is concerned that Mrs Rossi is becoming a bad influence on the shop, and Kath is on the receiving end of a new technique for matching customers to the perfect product

Granville has to deal with a malfunctioning till, while Eric and Cyril decide it is time to show some macho spirit in the home of the Tour de Yorkshire and get back in the saddle. Meanwhile, Leroy tells Beth about his sneaky plan to find a blind date for Ruby, and Mr Newbold is sent on a mission by Mrs Featherstone to find out more about Mrs Rossi and whether she poses a threat to the local shop. But does he discover more than he bargained for?

The platoon arrest a supposed Nazi agent on charges of signalling to enemy aircraft

Compo accidently discards something of sentimental value, and waxes lyrical about the two subjects closest to his heart - love and ferrets. Meanwhile, Seymour demonstrates his new home security device. Long-running rural comedy, starring Bill Owen and Michael Aldridge