Browse the full GOLD TV guide for Thursday, 14 May 2026. 33 programmes listed , including 9 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.
Early Morning
00:35
40m
Jonathan's attempt to win back Claire backfires
01:15
40m
Lee imagines a perfect life with Lucy
01:55
30m
A 20-year-old woman claims Lee may be her father
02:25
30m
Yvonne organises a petition to get rid of Mr Partridge
02:55
30m
Toby upsets Tom
03:25
35m
Jonathan spies on Claire's boyfriend and goes on an actual real-life date
04:00
2h
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
Morning
06:00
1h 30m
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:30
30m
Tom's car is stolen
08:00
40m
Fletcher yearns for peace and quiet
08:40
40m
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder
09:20
40m
A vacancy comes up in menswear
10:00
40m
An old friend arrives back in town
10:40
40m
The trio take a steam train ride
11:20
40m
Fletcher yearns for peace and quiet
Daytime
12:00
40m
Daddy loses control while dressed as a spaceman
12:40
40m
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder
13:20
40m
The mystery of the body in the swimming pool continues
14:00
40m
Mainwaring decides the platoon needs a mascot for a big parade
14:40
40m
A vacancy comes up in menswear
15:20
40m
Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese
16:00
40m
The mystery of the body in the swimming pool continues
16:40
40m
Mainwaring decides the platoon needs a mascot for a big parade
17:20
40m
An old friend arrives back in town
Tonight's Highlights
18:00
40m
The trio take a steam train ride
18:40
40m
Daddy loses control while dressed as a spaceman
19:20
40m
Jones finds himself cast adrift
20:00
40m
Granville tries to convince Mr Newbold that Mrs Featherstone has an exciting past
20:40
40m
Granville changes his image
21:20
40m
Lee checks himself for lumps
22:00
40m
Tim becomes part of a band
22:40
40m
Granville tries to convince Mr Newbold that Mrs Featherstone has an exciting past
23:20
40m
Granville changes his image