Comedy Central TV Guide — Thursday, 3 September 2026

Regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Heather Anne Campbell and special guest and basketballer Lisa Leslie

The boys meet Britney Spears as she tries to escape her troubles, and discover the secret of her popularity during a trip to the North Pole. With the voice of Jessie Jo Thomas

The kids try out a new type of drug - cat urine - after hearing its effects are stronger than other, more well-known, substances. When Fox News covers the so-called craze of 'cheesing', Gerald decides enough is enough and drafts a bill declaring it illegal to have a male cat in South Park

After feeling the world has a lack of respect for their nation, the head of the World Canadian Bureau calls on his country to go on strike and demand more donations from other countries. Cartman and the boys hatch a plan, using the internet to create a video to gain enough hits to get Canada the money it wants

With Mrs Garrison absent from school while searching for a way to be the man nature intended, Cartman is given control of the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as a substitute teacher, he finds himself in demand elsewhere to help inner-city youths

A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in October 2009, following on from his successful 2008 show Live and Laughing. In a routine centred on his take on life, he discusses wine menus, restaurant etiquette and the condiment hierarchy in the kitchen cupboard

The comedian hosts an evening of entertainment, recorded in front of an audience at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane. Alison Hammond bravely hands over her phone to play Send to All, footballing legend Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a very special Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, and George Ezra performs his single Sweetest Human Being Alive. Plus, a special performance from the Unexpected Star of the Show.

Janice cajoles Chandler and Monica into inviting her to the wedding. Ross discovers a surprising fact about his doctoral dissertation and the position it occupies in the university library, and Joey's latest date causes him emotional turmoil. Guest starring Kristin Davis (Sex and the City)

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower. Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler, and Rachel argues with Tag over which of them failed to post a parcel

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The comedian hosts an evening of entertainment, recorded in front of an audience at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane. Alison Hammond bravely hands over her phone to play Send to All, footballing legend Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a very special Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, and George Ezra performs his single Sweetest Human Being Alive. Plus, a special performance from the Unexpected Star of the Show.

Robert's traffic-school students complain they are fed up with his class, so he resorts to teaching them using a puppet - an innovation that proves far from boring. American comedy, starring Brad Garrett and Ray Romano

A discovery makes Ray worry about his mortality - and prompts him to compile a list of things he wants to do before he dies. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra clears out all the kids' old baby clothes and gives them to a jumble sale, making Ray realise she is resigned to not having any more children

Part one of two. Flashback episode in which the Barones recall their courtship and wedding, beginning with Ray's nervous marriage proposal - and subsequent uncertainty over Debra's motive for accepting

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry

An ecstatic Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross. American comedy, starring Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day, only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house. Phoebe moves her massage parlour into Ross's apartment and Rachel's choice of reading matter raises eyebrows

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball. Meanwhile, Rachel advises Joey on life on the ocean wave. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox

An attractive but unqualified man applies for a job as Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or a more competent woman. Joey's TV show is cancelled after only one episode. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Eddie Cahill

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out, Ross and Phoebe date a couple in the middle of a divorce and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph with Monica. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves. She also bumps into Chandler's ex-girlfriend Julie, and is horrified to discover he ended their relationship because she became fat

Janice cajoles Chandler and Monica into inviting her to the wedding. Ross discovers a surprising fact about his doctoral dissertation and the position it occupies in the university library, and Joey's latest date causes him emotional turmoil. Guest starring Kristin Davis (Sex and the City)

Rachel's assistant Tag spends Thanksgiving with the gang, leading to a series of embarrassing revelations, and a puppy smuggled into the flat by Phoebe unnerves Chandler. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry