TV Guide E4 Wednesday

02:45

Below Deck

S11E17

Ben deals with the fallout from disrespecting Captain Kerry

Ben deals with the fallout from disrespecting Captain Kerry, while the crew do their best to end the season strong. Kyle struggles to keep his clothes on, to Barbie's dismay

03:30

The Simpsons

S23E16

Homer suffers a bout of incontinence

Homer suffers a bout of incontinence and has to wear a nappy, forcing Marge to ask eccentric boffin Professor Frink to help determine the cause of his condition. With the use of a dream machine, Frink breaks into Homer's subconscious mind where a string of insecurities are exposed, including one involving his late mother

03:55

The Simpsons

S14E15

Homer becomes the owner of the power plant

Homer manages to become the owner of the power plant and, in a rare display of intelligence and ingenuity, he celebrates his new-found prestige by sacking former boss Mr Burns - who does not take kindly to being ousted

04:20

The Simpsons

S14E16

With the guest voice of Eric Idle

Lisa resolves to pursue a career in astronomy, but unfortunately her decision coincides with Chief Wiggum's hare-brained new initiative to reduce crime in Springfield - by illuminating the whole town all night. With the guest voice of Eric Idle

04:45

The Big Bang Theory

S09E12

Leonard meets a psychiatrist on Penny's behalf

Penny gets more than she bargained for when Leonard agrees to meet a psychiatrist on her behalf, while Sheldon and Raj collaborate on an astronomical discovery. Stuart moves out, but Howard and Bernadette's happiness is short-lived. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star

05:05

The Big Bang Theory

S09E13

The gang treat themselves to a Sheldon-free weekend

After being forced to deal with a sick Sheldon, the rest of the gang try to treat themselves to a Sheldon-free weekend. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco

05:25

The Big Bang Theory

S09E14

Sheldon's grandmother visits Pasadena and ends up clashing with Amy

Sheldon's grandmother, known as Meemaw, arrives in Pasadena to visit, but his excitement at her arrival quickly gives way to discomfort when she clashes with Amy. Meanwhile, Raj finds himself drawn to an ambitious female screenwriter he meets at the comic-book store, but Bernadette angrily reminds him he already has a girlfriend. Comedy, guest starring June Squibb

06:00

Hollyoaks

Drama following a group of young people in Chester

06:30

Hollyoaks

Drama following a group of young people in Chester

06:55

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S04E10

Gordon Ramsay revisits Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro

07:50

Married at First Sight UK

S10E13

A bride's high-speed approach may prove too much for her laidback groom

09:10

Rude(ish) Tube Shorts

Featuring an attempt to get dressed on a treadmill

09:30

The Simpsons

S23E17

Mr Burns replaces the power plant employees with robots

Mr Burns gets rid of his power plant employees and replaces them all with robots - with the exception of Homer. But trouble soon brews when the mechanised workers develop rebellious tendencies. With the guest voice of Brent Spiner (best known as Star Trek: The Next Generation's android Data)

10:00

The Big Bang Theory

S07E01

Sheldon and Penny bond as they miss Leonard

Sheldon and Penny bond as they miss Leonard, and Howard tries to help Raj get over his break-up with Lucy. Meanwhile, Bernadette and Amy visit an out-of-town biology convention. Comedy about four high-achieving scientists, starring Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki

10:30

The Big Bang Theory

S07E02

Leonard and Sheldon go through an adjustment period

Leonard returns from his research expedition in the North Sea and undergoes an adjustment period with Sheldon. Howard experiences an unusual emotional reaction as a result of his relationship with his mother. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Simon Helberg star

11:00

Modern Family

S02E21

Claire and Gloria plan to spend time with their children outdoors

Claire and Gloria hope to spend time with their children outdoors, but their plan backfires. Meanwhile, Phil witnesses an unexpected moment of weakness from Jay. American comedy, starring Julie Bowen, Sofia Vergara and Ty Burrell

11:30

Modern Family

S02E22

Claire and Phil swap parenting roles

Claire and Phil swap parenting roles, Gloria falls for a sob story, and Jay helps an overzealous entrepreneur with his dog training scheme. Meanwhile, Mitch finds himself torn between looking after Cam, who is in bed with flu, and attending a Lady Gaga concert. Comedy, directed by The Wonder Years star Fred Savage, featuring Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell and Sofia Vergara

12:00

The Big Bang Theory

S08E19

Leonard and Sheldon try to meet George Lucas

When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at UC Berkeley, they decide to take a detour and try to meet one of their idols - Star Wars director George Lucas. Meanwhile, Raj and Amy offer to settle a dispute with a game of table tennis. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco

12:30

The Big Bang Theory

S08E20

Howard finds out that he has a half-brother

Howard finds out that he has a half-brother, Sheldon and Amy have a platonic sleepover, and Penny gets an offer to audition for a Kevin Smith film. American comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco

13:00

The Big Bang Theory

S08E21

Penny contemplates a return to acting

Raj is asked to create a message on the off-chance a Nasa mission discovers alien life, and the guys fight over what he should do. Penny contemplates a return to acting. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco and Kunal Nayyar

13:30

The Big Bang Theory

S08E22

Howard questions his engineering abilities

Howard questions his engineering abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a toy drone to fly. A cancelled flight almost stops Leonard from giving the commencement address at his former high school, while Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially

14:00

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S05E15

Jake and Amy investigate a puzzling string of arson attacks

Peralta and Santiago investigate a string of arson attacks that are connected to Santiago's favourite crossword puzzle author. Gina helps Holt improve his Commissioner candidate presentation, while Jeffords, Diaz, Hitchcock and Scully argue over who deserves to get a new detective car

14:30

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S05E16

Jake and Charles get conned into a pyramid scheme

Peralta and Boyle realise that they have been fooled into joining a cult-like pyramid scheme and they struggle to terminate their contracts with it. Jeffords, Diaz, Gina and Holt give Santiago advice when she feels the pressure on her first day as a sergeant. US cop comedy, starring Andy Samberg and Jo Lo Truglio

15:00

The Simpsons

S11E08

Homer tackles a biker gang

Homer wins a vintage motorcycle and forms his own gang - only to encounter trouble in the form of tough bikers the Hell's Satans, who kidnap Marge. Featuring the voices of John Goodman and Henry Winkler

15:30

The Simpsons

S11E09

A corporation buys Springfield Elementary School

A corporation buys Springfield Elementary School so it can secretly use the pupils as guinea pigs to test a new range of toys - but Lisa is not fooled and sets out to stop the businessmen. With the guest voices of Tim Robbins, Joe Mantegna and Gary Coleman

16:00

Married at First Sight UK

S10E13

A bride's high-speed approach may prove too much for her laidback groom

17:15

Rude(ish) Tube Shorts

Clips featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans

17:30

The Big Bang Theory

S09E15

Sheldon and Amy host a Valentine's Day episode of Fun with Flags

Sheldon and Amy host a Valentine's Day episode of Fun with Flags, while Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. Elsewhere, Howard and Bernadette discover a surprise in their hot tub, and Raj is torn between Emily and a girl he met at the comic book store. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco

Night TV on

18:00

The Simpsons

S14E19

Santa's Little Helper becomes the Duff Beer mascot

Santa's Little Helper is thrown out of the house for failing to save Homer from a fire - but goes on to earn a fortune as the new Duff Beer mascot, making him the subject of a bitter ownership battle

18:30

The Simpsons

S14E20

Homer is banned from driving

Homer has his driving licence revoked for being a menace to other road-users, forcing Marge to take charge of the family car and run endless errands for everyone - a responsibility she soon starts to resent. Featuring the guest voices of Steve Busmen and singer-songwriter Jackson Browne

19:00

Hollyoaks

Drama following a group of young people in Chester

19:30

Hollyoaks Unwrapped

S01E02

With Nicole Barber-Lane, Jorgie Porter, Gemma Merna and Anna Passey

20:00

Married at First Sight UK

S10E14

The final couple in the experiment say 'I do'

The final couple in the experiment say 'I do' and find an instant spark in a passionate ceremony. Meanwhile, in-laws visits continue, and one bride gets a grilling from a frustrated friend over her treatment of her husband

21:05

Gogglebox

S18E03

The armchair critics share their opinions on Strictly Come Dancing

The armchair critics share their opinions on Strictly Come Dancing, Vigil, Serengeti II, Come Dine with Me, Ambulance, Hotel Paranormal, Andrew Marr's interview with Keir Starmer, and ITV news coverage of the petrol crisis, with cameras capturing their instant reactions and the lively discussions

22:10

First Dates

S01E05

A modern-day lothario tries to charm a flight attendant

Modern-day lothario Lewis, 27, arrives at the restaurant with a tried-and-tested plan to charm his way into the affections of 23-year-old flight attendant Megan, while 24-year-old Lee has to hold his own against the sharp humour of 29-year-old Marky. Interactive documentary in which singletons meet up with possible partners from the internet for the first time

23:15

Open House: The Great Sex Experiment

S03E03

Jonny and Sarah fall for the gallic charms of a French lingerie model

Essex couple Claude and Amy, who have a blended family of six children, want to form long-term sexual and emotional relationships with as many partners as possible. First, however, they have to see if Claude can overcome his guilt issues and be sexually intimate with another woman. Meanwhile, Welsh couple Jonny and Sarah have fallen for the Gallic charms of lingerie model and resident Marie. Will she agree to help them finally have sex with other people?

00:15

Married at First Sight UK

S10E14

The final couple in the experiment say 'I do'

01:25

Gogglebox

S18E03

The armchair critics share their opinions on Strictly Come Dancing

02:25

Below Deck Sailing Yacht

S05E01

Gary and Daisy try to work through resentments

03:10

The Big Bang Theory

S09E16

Bernadette shares some news

When the friends find out about Bernadette's big news, they celebrate by getting together for an evening of karaoke. However, Bernadette is upset when Howard freaks out over her announcement as he becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. Comedy, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco

03:35

The Big Bang Theory

S09E17

The gang finally celebrates Sheldon's birthday

In the 200th episode of the comedy, the gang finally celebrates Sheldon's birthday after more than nine years together, with the help of a few special guests. Starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco, with guest appearances from Adam West, Wil Wheaton and Stephen Hawking