TV Guide E4 Wednesday

02:10

Gogglebox

S23E13

Britain's Got Talent, I Kissed a Girl and MILF Manor are appraised

The armchair critics share their opinions on shows including Britain's Got Talent, I Kissed a Girl, Beat the Chasers Celebrity Special, MILF Manor, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence, Countdown and The Yorkshire Vet. They also cast an eye over BBC News coverage of the local elections

03:05

Gogglebox

S23E14

The households' opinions on the Eurovision Song Contest

The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week, with cameras capturing their instant reactions to the Eurovision Song Contest, Bridgerton, Love Triangle Australia, Double the Money, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence, Narrow Escapes and news coverage of the Northern Lights being visible in British skies

03:55

The Goldbergs

S01E23

Murray is honoured by his old high school

Murray gets his moment in the spotlight when he is honoured by his old high school for his basketball prowess. While he and Beverly are away from home, Barry takes advantage of their absence to throw a party to impress his school friends

04:20

The Goldbergs

S02E01

Adam tries to express his feelings for Dana by making her a mix tape

Adam tries to express his feelings for Dana by making her a mix tape, but disaster strikes when the tape falls into Beverly's hands. Barry obtains a fake ID and takes it to school to show off to his classmates. David Spade (Rules of Engagement) guest stars, with Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin

04:45

Don't Tell the Bride

S14E04

Groom-to-be Gavin attempts to pull off a Thai-themed wedding in Somerset

06:00

Hollyoaks

Mercedes is given the chance to get her life back on track

06:30

Hollyoaks

New mum Cleo continues to struggle, while tensions rise with Sienna

06:55

Rude(ish) Tube Shorts

Amusing internet videos featuring sheep

07:00

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S05E08

Mike & Nellie's Steakhouse in Oakhurst, New Jersey

Chef Gordon Ramsay heads to Mike & Nellie's Steakhouse in Oakhurst, New Jersey, where owner Mike Farber is mourning his father Nellie, who was also his business partner. Having been called in by the restaurateur's two daughters, Gordon faces the task of getting him to focus on his business, before tackling the bigger problem of rotting decor and a less-than-appealing menu

08:00

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S05E09

The El Greco restaurant in Austin, Texas

Chef Gordon Ramsay travels to the El Greco restaurant in Austin, Texas, where the owners have resorted to using a microwave to prepare their 'authentic' Greek dishes. Gordon faces the difficult task of uniting a squabbling family before tackling the bigger problem of a business on the brink of collapse

09:00

The Goldbergs

S03E18

Adam plans to get as many cassette tapes as possible from a music club

Adam joins a mail-order music club, aiming to assemble an enviable cassette tape collection. He takes advantage of the 12 tapes for a penny promotion by opening multiple accounts with the club using fake names to get as much music as possible, but has no intention of continuing the monthly contracts. However, when Beverly discovers the scam she blames Erica. Barry asks Murray for help when he realises Lainey's dad Bill doesn't like him.

09:30

The Goldbergs

S03E19

David Copperfield inspires Adam to become a magician

Inspired to become a magician, Adam attempts to use his new magic act to attract girls at school, but is thwarted when Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant. Murray is alarmed when Barry refuses to study for a college entrance exam with his peers

10:00

Modern Family

S08E08

Luke finds himself in a compromising position with a widow at the club

Hayley's plan for a fun-filled girl's day with Rainer Shine's teenage daughter may be a little more angst-filled than expected, while Luke finds himself in a compromising position with a widow at the club, and unwittingly helps Jay with his petition. At the Pritchett-Tucker home, Gloria, Phil and Cam have formed a secret alliance to ensure their respective mistakes are concealed from their spouses, but Mitchell starts suspecting something just isn't right

10:30

Modern Family

S08E09

Manny and Luke put on a winter ball at the school

A simple texting error threatens everything when Manny and Luke put on a fancy winter ball at the school, Mitchell gets a wake-up call when he offers to help, while Jay's thinly veiled attempt to get out of it by pretending to want to spend time with Phil backfires. Vanessa Bayer guests stars as an overbearing mother

11:00

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S05E11

A Georgia restaurant plagued by mismanagement and lazy cooking

Gordon Ramsay heads to Atlanta, Georgia, in an attempt to save a family-run smokehouse restaurant plagued by mismanagement and lazy cooking. Michon's owner, Al Wilson, had always hoped he could pass his beloved business on to daughter Natalie, but when he suffered a collapsed lung the handover came about much earlier than expected. Now it's down to Gordon to motivate Natalie and save Michon's from disaster

12:00

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

S05E12

The chef helps a failing Mexican restaurant in Philadelphia

The chef travels to Philadelphia to help failing Mexican restaurant Zocalo. Owners Greg and Mary Russell met and fell in love while they were working there, and the place held such sentimental importance to them they pooled their money and bought it. Now Gordon tries to turn things around before the floundering business ruins their marriage and tears their family apart

13:00

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S02E03

The squad takes part in an eccentric series of races and contests

The squad has time to kill when the arrival of the Serbian president's motorcade to Brooklyn is delayed, so Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of races and contests held in the precinct building. Meanwhile, Jeffords and Holt must set up a new drug task force approved by Holt's nemesis, Madeline Wuntch

13:30

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S02E04

Peralta bets Holt he can steal his treasured watch on Halloween

It's Halloween again, and this time Peralta bets Holt he can steal his treasured watch before midnight, enlisting criminal assistance to achieve his goal. Gina struggles to keep up with her college course, perform a full-time job and attend dance rehearsals - leading to problems both in and out of work

14:00

The Simpsons

S09E25

Homer and Marge reignite their love life

Homer and Marge try to breathe new life into their relationship by canoodling in public places, while Bart and Lisa use Grampa's metal detector to hunt for hidden treasure

14:30

The Simpsons

S15E02

Homer's mother asks for help. With the voice of Glenn Close

Homer tries to help his fugitive mother Mona evade justice, but unwittingly delivers her into the hands of the police - who promptly put her on trial for sabotaging Mr Burns' germ warfare laboratory back in the 1960s. With the guest voice of Glenn Close

15:00

The Goldbergs

S04E04

Murray and Pop-Pop wage an answer phone message war

15:30

The Goldbergs

S04E05

Adam tries to be a horror writer

Adam tries to be a horror writer, but his efforts get him grounded on Halloween when Beverly discovers that she is the basis for the monster in his story. Erica forces Barry to attend a costume dance with her

16:00

Modern Family

S08E18

Mitch and Cam race to catch a flight

Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a flight while fighting the effects of sleeping pills they took prematurely, while Haley and Rainer are forced to re-evaluate their entire relationship in the five minutes before a birthday cake arrives. Phil and Claire pay a surprise visit to Alex and are given a surprise introduction to her new boyfriend

16:30

Modern Family

S08E19

The day of Frank's 1920s-themed wedding arrives

17:00

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S02E13

Peralta faces paying his debts

Peralta faces paying back all the money he has borrowed from his colleagues over the years, and goes to great lengths to keep a secret about Sergeant Jeffords. Santiago and Captain Holt team up to reopen the Brooklyn Broiler arson case

17:30

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

S02E14

Peralta tries to win the favour of Sophia's boss

When Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta, he tries to win the favour of her boss Geoffrey (guest star Chris Parnell). Meanwhile, Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation

Night TV on

18:00

The Simpsons

S15E11

Marge stimulates the children's interest in history

At the Springfield library, Marge stimulates the children's interest in history by relating extraordinary tales featuring the wives of Henry VIII, the Lewis and Clark expedition and the early life of Austrian composer Mozart

18:30

The Simpsons

S15E12

Milhouse and his mother leave Springfield

Milhouse moves to Capital City with his mother, forcing Bart to look for new friends - but he finds himself bonding more strongly with Lisa. Meanwhile, Homer resorts to begging to raise money for Marge's anniversary gift

19:00

Hollyoaks

A scare leaves Cleo and Sienna in turmoil

19:30

The Simpsons

S21E15

Bart decides to steal a kiss from a girl at school

Bart decides to steal a kiss from his crush at school after taking advice from Grampa, but the plan backfires when she reacts in disgust. Lisa's popularity soars after she receives a bad grade, but when it turns out to be mistake and the bullying resumes, her spirits are lifted by a visit from Michelle Obama. With the guest voices of Angela Bassett and Sarah Silverman

20:00

First Dates

S21E05

The Traitors 2023 finalist, Aaron enters the restaurant looking for love

The Traitors 2023 finalist, Aaron, enters the restaurant looking for love and ends up paired with straight-A student Laura. Krissy returns to the dating scene for the first time after becoming a first-time mum at age 51 and ends up paired with chauffeur-to-the-stars, Rob. British Sign Language user Shaun is hoping his Mr Bean impression will impress party-loving Carly and Retail assistant Neil roller-skates into the restaurant looking for someone who accepts him just the way he is

21:00

Gogglebox

S23E15

Shows including Bridgerton, The Piano and Britain's Got Talent are appraised

The armchair critics share their opinions on shows including Bridgerton, The Piano, Britain's Got Talent, Inside No. 9, My Strange Addiction: Still Addicted?, Top of the Pops 1984, The War on Britain's Motorists: Dispatches and a features on This Morning about sandwiches. First shown in May 2024

22:00

Gogglebox

S23E16

The critics' takes on the best TV shows of early 2024

23:05

Open House: The Great Sex Experiment

S03E01

A married couple consider the possible benefits of an open relationship

The bold social experiment exploring whether relationships can thrive without monogamy returns. Married couple Chloe and Paul from Liverpool are childhood sweethearts who've never had sex with anyone except each other. Now they want to see if an open relationship can allow Chloe to explore whether she might also be attracted to women. Mark and Tanith from Yorkshire want to find out if having sex with other people can help build trust, which has been under threat due to Mark's past cheating

00:10

Naked Attraction

S03E03

Featuring a 24-year-old martial arts instructor from Hull

Anna Richardson guides contestants through the game of choosing a partner naked, as they must whittle six contenders down to one with whom to share a date. This edition features Ryan, from Hull. Born with cystic fibrosis, the 24-year-old martial arts instructor is hoping to meet someone who shares his desire to live life to the max

01:15

First Dates

S21E05

The Traitors 2023 finalist, Aaron enters the restaurant looking for love

02:20

Gogglebox

S23E15

Shows including Bridgerton, The Piano and Britain's Got Talent are appraised

03:15

Gogglebox

S23E16

The critics' takes on the best TV shows of early 2024