GOLD TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full GOLD TV guide for today. 28 programmes listed , including 9 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:15 1h 5m

Only Fools and Horses

S7 · E6 · Three Men, a Woman and a Baby

The Trotters prepare for Raquel to give birth

Rodney and Albert begin to worry the flat will get overcrowded as the birth of Del-Boy Jr approaches, while Del feels well prepared for fatherhood thanks to a stint at antenatal classes with Raquel. Starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

01:20 1h 50m

Only Fools and Horses

S4 · E8 · To Hull and Back

Feature-length episode. The Trotters dabble in the diamond import business

Del-Boy enters the import trade after striking a deal with Boycie to fetch a consignment of dodgy diamonds across from Holland, and ropes in Rodney and Uncle Albert to help. Their plans are jeopardised when old foe Chief Inspector Slater picks up the Trotters' trail. Feature-length episode of the comedy, guest starring Jim Broadbent, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield

03:10 50m

Alma's Not Normal

S1 · E4 · Boom and Bust

The hospital staff inform Lin that her section could finally be lifted

There's some good news for Lin as the hospital staff inform her that her section could finally be lifted, although this is dependent on her either moving into a hostel or in with a family member. As Alma is finally getting her life back on track and the hostel isn't exactly the right place for a recovering addict, Alma has to convince her grandma to let Lin move in with her - but will this be a step too far for Lin and Joan?

04:00 2h

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Morning

06:00 1h 10m

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

07:10 30m

Don't Wait Up

S2 · E4

Toby threatens to fire Madeline

Toby threatens to fire Madeline when he discovers she is still seeing Tom. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

07:40 40m

Porridge

S3 · E5 · A Test of Character

Godber revises for an exam

Godber starts work on another O-level course, but wily old cellmate Fletcher can't understand why he doesn't just cheat in the exam. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

08:20 40m

The Green Green Grass

S3 · E3 · If You Go Down to the Woods

Tyler and Earl the dog go missing

Marlene is distraught when Tyler and Earl the dog go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but hunting through the haunted woods at night proves a less than pleasant experience for the would-be rescuers. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

09:00 40m

Are You Being Served?

S8 · E1 · Is It Catching?

Mr Humphries catches a disease

Mr Humphries catches a rare and contagious tropical disease - and it is not long before his workmates are getting on each other's nerves even more than usual while quarantined from the outside world. Vintage comedy, starring Mollie Sugden, John Inman and Frank Thornton

09:40 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S6 · E7 · From Wellies to Wet Suit

Compo takes up waterskiing

Compo buys Sid's wetsuit and, under Foggy's supervision, tries scuba diving and waterskiing. Bill Owen and Brian Wilde star

10:20 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S7 · E1 · The Frozen Turkey Man

Compo tells a lie about Foggy

Compo manages to convince a barmaid that hapless Foggy is really an eccentric millionaire, having made his fortune in the frozen turkey business. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen and Brian Wilde

11:00 40m

Porridge

S3 · E5 · A Test of Character

Godber revises for an exam

Godber starts work on another O-level course, but wily old cellmate Fletcher can't understand why he doesn't just cheat in the exam. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

11:40 40m

Keeping Up Appearances

S3 · E5 · Richard's New Hobby

Hyacinth finds a hobby for Richard

Richard finds time weighing heavily on his hands, so Hyacinth decides to provide him with a hobby - a move that backfires on her in spectacular fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes

Daytime

12:20 40m

The Green Green Grass

S3 · E3 · If You Go Down to the Woods

Tyler and Earl the dog go missing

13:00 40m

Hi-de-Hi!

S8 · E1 · Pigs Might Fly

Barry leaves Maplins

Yvonne refuses to come out of her room when partner Barry leaves the Maplins holiday camp, but soon changes her mind after Gladys organises a stand-in for her. Comedy, starring Ruth Madoc and Diane Holland

13:40 1h 5m

Only Fools and Horses

S7 · E4 · The Class of '62

Del is invited to a school reunion

Del is invited to a school reunion at the Nag's Head organised by old adversary Roy Slater (Jim Broadbent), who has recently been released from prison and claims to have turned over a new leaf. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones

14:45 35m

Are You Being Served?

S8 · E1 · Is It Catching?

Mr Humphries catches a disease

15:20 2h

Open All Hours: Inside Out

Diane Morgan narrates this documentary about the comedy

Diane Morgan narrates this special documentary about the much-loved comedy, featuring contributions from Sir David Jason, Johnny Vegas, Tim Healy, Ronnie Barker's daughter Charlotte, and more

17:20 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S6 · E7 · From Wellies to Wet Suit

Compo takes up waterskiing

Compo buys Sid's wetsuit and, under Foggy's supervision, tries scuba diving and waterskiing. Bill Owen and Brian Wilde star

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S7 · E1 · The Frozen Turkey Man

Compo tells a lie about Foggy

18:40 40m

Keeping Up Appearances

S3 · E5 · Richard's New Hobby

Hyacinth finds a hobby for Richard

19:20 40m

Dad's Army: The Lost Episodes

S1 · E3 · Under Fire

The platoon suspects that someone has been signalling to enemy aircraft

Tipped off by Frazer and Godfrey, Mainwaring and Wilson investigate a house from where they believe someone may have been signalling to enemy aircraft. They take the suspect back to the church hall, but chaos ensues when an incendiary bomb comes through the roof and the platoon desperately battles the blaze. Remake of the classic sitcom, starring Kevin McNally, Robert Bathurst and Kevin Eldon

20:00 40m

Open All Hours

S3 · E1 · An Errand Boy by the Ear

Arkwright decides Granville needs toughening up

Arkwright decides Granville needs toughening up and starts dragging him around the store by his ear, but the regular customers are unhappy by what they see

20:40 35m

Still Open All Hours

S6 · E2

Granville makes plans to open a new catering arm

Granville's idea to open a new catering arm, offering his customers tasty toasties, doesn't quite go according to plan when his reconditioned toaster blows a fuse. Mr Newbold gets a little bolder in his pursuit of Mrs Rossi, while trying to avoid the Black Widow. Leroy and Willis meet Beth and Ruby with a view to going on a date, but Willis is worried that Ruby's not right for him. David Jason, James Baxter, Johnny Vegas and Geoffrey Whitehead star in veteran writer Roy Clarke's much-loved comedy

21:15 1h 10m

Only Fools and Horses

S7 · E4 · The Class of '62

Del is invited to a school reunion

22:25 45m

Open All Hours

S3 · E1 · An Errand Boy by the Ear

Arkwright decides Granville needs toughening up

Arkwright decides Granville needs toughening up and starts dragging him around the store by his ear, but the regular customers are unhappy by what they see

23:10 40m

Still Open All Hours

S6 · E2

Granville makes plans to open a new catering arm

23:50 40m

Hi-de-Hi!

S8 · E1 · Pigs Might Fly

Barry leaves Maplins

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Tonight's Highlights

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