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Simon prepares to sleep out in the street in a bid to land a bargain in the sales. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies

Mum is wooed by a middle-aged Lothario who not only tries to take over the entire house, but even manages to con an unwitting Stan and Arthur into doing his laundry

Inspector Blake is involved in an accident aboard Stan's bus, so all crews are forced to carry medical kits on their vehicles and undergo first aid training. Comedy, with Reg Varney and Stephen Lewis

The body of Dr Stephen Black is found on an Oxford tour bus, and the detectives are led to sprawling Crevecoeur Hall, where Hathaway spent much of his childhood. As he investigates, he is drawn to Scarlett Mortmaigne, the glamorous daughter of the estate's owner, but when another corpse is discovered, Hathaway's refusal to believe the family is involved threatens to test his relationship with Lewis to breaking point. Guest starring Nathaniel Parker (The Inspector Lynley Mysteries), Juliet Aubrey (Primeval) and Stella Gonet (Holby City), with Kevin Whately and Laurence Fox

The sleuthing spinster meets fellow enthusiasts Tommy and Tuppence at a nursing home, where the ramblings of an elderly resident prompt them to join forces and investigate the unsolved mystery of a murdered child. The trail leads to the Norfolk village of Farrell St Edmund, a community harbouring sinister secrets and tales of heartbreak. Geraldine McEwan heads an all-star cast, including Greta Scacchi, Anthony Andrews, Charles Dance, June Whitfield and Claire Bloom

The dapper Belgian sleuth goes on an Egyptian cruise on board an old steamer, but when an American heiress is murdered, his little grey cells go into overdrive. On questioning each of his fellow passengers, he realises many of them have secrets they want to remain hidden. David Suchet stars, with James Fox, Judy Parfitt, Emily Blunt, Daisy Donovan, Frances de la Tour and David Soul

A bumbling midshipman's uniform is stolen by a woman desperate to go to sea, who adopts his identity. Later, the hapless sailor is press-ganged on to the same ship as her. However, while trying to prove who he really is, he has to contend with mutinies, pirates and the Spanish Navy. Comedy, with Bernard Cribbins, Juliet Mills, Kenneth Williams and Charles Hawtrey

A sinister boffin, his sultry sister and two genetic misfits kidnap innocent women from spooky Hocomb Woods and turn them into mannequins - but two dim-witted detectives look set to throw a spanner in the works. Comedy horror, starring Kenneth Williams, Fenella Fielding, Harry H Corbett, Charles Hawtrey, Jim Dale, Joan Sims and Bernard Bresslaw

Buying goods from the comfort of home