TV Guide E4 Thursday

The armchair critics share their opinions on shows including The Great British Bake Off, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, Sex Education, Blankety Blank, Celebrity Race Across the World, Love & Death, and Ambulance

The armchair critics share their opinions on Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Love is Blind, Strictly Come Dancing, Boiling Point, HELP! My House is Haunted, All Creatures Great and Small and Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg

Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so that he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. However, his plans go awry when Adam has exactly the same idea. Charlie Sheen guest stars

Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment, but find their project compromised when Beverly interferes. Erica tries to get her own back on Barry when he takes up all her best friend Lainey's time

Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before they become grandparents, while Dylan introduces them to his mother, who has an interesting past. Meanwhile, Cameron and Mitchell discover some interesting reading material in Lily's room and decide to confront her about it, and Gloria and Jay find out their respective great uncles may have fought on opposing sides of a war

Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so that he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. However, his plans go awry when Adam has exactly the same idea. Charlie Sheen guest stars

Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment, but find their project compromised when Beverly interferes. Erica tries to get her own back on Barry when he takes up all her best friend Lainey's time

Sideshow Bob thirsts for revenge on Krusty the Clown, vowing to kill his former employer for erasing tapes of the first 10 years of their TV show, and hypnotises Bart to do the dirty deed for him. Featuring the guest voices of Kelsey Grammer and Gary Coleman

Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph are 'discovered' by record producer LT Smash and recruited as singers in a boy band, but Lisa begins to suspect the mogul's motives may not be entirely above board. Featuring the guest voices of 'N Sync

Gordon Ramsay heads to Jefferson, Louisiana, to help relaunch traditional Southern cuisine restaurant 3 Southern Girls, which is owned and run by Gabi, with the help of her sister Tia and best friend Monchel. After a car accident left Gabi's son Makhi fighting for his life, the business was forced to close its shutters for more than a month. Now that Makhi has overcome his injuries, Gordon sets about helping self-confessed control freak Gabi rebuild the restaurant and make a successful comeback

In Spring, Texas, Gordon Ramsay tries to revamp Kings Blu Jam Café, which specialises in breakfast, brunch and lunch. With debts mounting, the dynamic between owner Connie and her manager and daughter Justin is described by staff members as 'toxic' and 'volatile', while miscommunications and an overwhelming menu are causing problems. Can Gordon turn things around and help repair the relationship between mother and daughter in the process?

Homer is told to entertain a visiting Nigerian princess whose father is in town for a business meeting with Mr Burns, but when she proves uninterested in the TV, he takes her to Moe's, where she and the normally irascible barman strike a surprisingly sweet friendship. With the guest voices of Jon Lovitz and Richard Branson

Chief Wiggum gets his hands on a military jet pack, only to cause insurmountable damage to the local church. To make matters worse, Marge and the rest of the congregation are short of funds to repair their beloved place of worship - so they resort to gambling to raise the necessary funds

Marge is convinced Bart is lying when he denies any responsibility for a bulldozer crash, so she doggedly follows her mischief-making son's every step in the hope he will eventually crumble and confess. Meanwhile, it's a case of out with the old and in with the new when Homer gives Santa's Little Helper the cold shoulder in favour of Flanders' new pooch

Erica is accepted into a summer arts school, but Murray struggles to express his pride in his daughter. Barry takes up the role of school sports mascot, but fails to realise that students from a rival school are planning to beat up the mascot at an upcoming game

Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big Risky Business-inspired party at Lainey's house while her father is out of town. However, when the gathering gets out of control, Beverly has to come to their rescue. Elsewhere, Adam annoys Murray by talking to Dana on the phone for hours on end

Fed up with having the ducklings around the house, Claire and the kids hatch a secret plan to help them fly the nest. Meanwhile, Jay helps out Mitchell when he throws a slumber party for Lily's Vietnamese dance troupe and Gloria and Manny are forced to stage a hot pepper heist when a huge sauce order comes in

Jake makes an arrest without much proof, and so has to spend the next 48 hours collecting enough evidence to keep his suspect in custody. While his co-workers are forced to help him out over the weekend, Charles judges a pie contest between Rosa and Gina, and the Captain gives advice to Terry, who has a problem involving his brother-in-law. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg

Jake's dreams come true when he gets the chance to spend the day with his hero, veteran crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, but their encounter has unexpected consequences. Meanwhile, Terry and Charles prepare Rosa for a day in court, teaching her to be less terrifying on the witness stand. Guest starring Stacy Keach