TV Guide E4 Monday

When Cpt Artemis and her loyal soldiers are transported to a new world, they engage in a desperate battle for survival against enormous enemies with incredible powers. Fantasy adventure based on the video game, starring Milla Jovovich, Tony Jaa and Ron Perlman

Tired of the family's obsession with electronic gadgets, Claire and Phil declare a household challenge to see who can stay unplugged the longest. Mitch and Cameron frantically try to get Lily into the best pre-school, while Jay and Manny are concerned at the lengths to which Gloria will go to stop the neighbour's dog barking

Mercedes is determined to find out what Jenson's up to, Ste makes a big decision, and a sister is backed into a corner. Warren decides who he wants, but is he too late? Friends gather around to support Diane and Tony, Rex braves his first public outing while experimenting with his image. At The Loft relaunch party, a shocking turn of events puts all eyes on Mercedes

Chef Gordon Ramsay travels to the El Greco restaurant in Austin, Texas, where the owners have resorted to using a microwave to prepare their 'authentic' Greek dishes. Gordon faces the difficult task of uniting a squabbling family before tackling the bigger problem of a business on the brink of collapse

As Valentine's Day approaches, Barry is shocked when an attractive teaching assistant agrees to go out with him. Meanwhile, Adam and Dana worry that they've missed their chance with their new crushes

Phil and Luke spend father-son time together searching for hidden treasures beneath the house, Mitch and Cam cause embarrassment by inviting Lily's paediatrician to lunch, and Haley takes her driving test

Phil finds himself in an awkward situation when he meets his former high-school girlfriend, who confesses she still has feelings for him, while Mitchell stands up to his boss and Jay summons up the courage to confess he killed Manny's turtle

A sexual health adviser with two soon-to-be-married daughters goes looking for love, and a part-time singer enjoys an evening with a professional magician. Other visitors to the restaurant include an accountant contemplating parenthood, a car enthusiast who has been single for seven years, and a call-centre worker who has yet to fall in love

Gordon Ramsay heads to Atlanta, Georgia, in an attempt to save a family-run smokehouse restaurant plagued by mismanagement and lazy cooking. Michon's owner, Al Wilson, had always hoped he could pass his beloved business on to daughter Natalie, but when he suffered a collapsed lung the handover came about much earlier than expected. Now it's down to Gordon to motivate Natalie and save Michon's from disaster

Principal Skinner uses his Counter Truancy Unit to thwart a possible terror attack at Springfield Elementary's Annual Bake Sale. Rogue agent Bart could be the only hope of stopping the plot - until he clashes with Jack Bauer, who is on an important mission of his own. With the voices of 24's Kiefer Sutherland and Mary-Lynn Rajskub

Homer accidentally causes the sacking of newsreader Kent Brockman - who moves in with the family and sets about trying to win his job back by conducting a high-profile campaign against unethical media practices. With the voice of rapper Ludacris

Claire finds herself becoming an overbearing mother when she finds out that Alex has a crush on a boy, and Haley's idea of sisterly advice is not helping matters. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron have an argument over the former's aversion to public displays of affection, and Gloria believes that her grandmother has been visiting in her dreams. Comedy, starring Ed O'Neill

An earthquake strikes, leaving Claire stuck in the bathroom with a plumber. Meanwhile, the tremor causes Manny to experience an existential crisis, and Mitchell struggles to remain calm. Comedy, guest starring Nathan Lane (The Producers)

With the dramatic fall of Studio Bleu fresh in the mind, coach Glo has a new endeavour - Project X - and she's not just a teacher anymore, she's now also a Dance Mom too, with her daughter Kaeli coaching by her side. On the dancefloor, Smiley and Leilah compete for the first solo of the season, while Ashlan struggles to live up to her past glories

Twenty-year-old virgin Josh hopes to find a fairy-tale princess to remove his innocence, while twentysomething Manchester couple Matt and Mary are interested in exploring the possibilities of polyamory and finding a third person to join their relationship. However, with two people doing the picking, will they ever be able to agree on who to date?

Following their flirty chats, Kit and Inga head out on a date, leaving Jazz questioning why the news is bothering her so much. Jules' brother Philip ramps up his feud with Chuggs, telling everyone - including Jules' boyfriend Tristan - that Chuggs fancies Jules. Freddy also finds himself caught in the middle, with his loyalties split between Angus and Jack