TV Guide E4 Monday

Train driver Dean admits he is terrible at reading signals when it comes to love. Will veterinary nurse Celine help him get his love life back on track? Ex-boy band member Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal surprising truths from their respective pasts, while primary school teacher Richard tries to win over criminal justice worker Jess with a letter from one of his pupils

The armchair critics share their opinions on Married at First Sight UK, Slow Horses, Win Win, Made in Chelsea, Dolphins Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Waterloo Road and Top Guns: The Next Generation

Will discovers that attending a mixed-sex school is not so bad after all when he manages to get a date with the most popular girl in the year above. However, his growing obsession with her begins to alienate him from his friends. Comedy, starring Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley and Blake Harrison

Theresa risks her own safety to help a spiralling Mercedes, while a resident worries about what a scorned ex is capable of. Darren extends an olive branch to Tony, Cleo receives some bittersweet news, and a resident opens up about recent abuse. All eyes are on Lucas as his desperate bid to win back Dillon begins to spiral out of control, and Frankie confides in Dodger

Gordon Ramsay tries to help a struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan, where the three owners regularly come into conflict as they each try to assert their authority over the business, causing confusion for all. When one of the trio stubbornly resists the changes the Scottish chef is hoping to implement, sparks begin to fly

Gordon Ramsay heads to West Nyack, New York, to come to the aid of a family-run Mexican restaurant that is suffering a financial crisis, and a case of hard-headed patriarchy. When the chef arrives he finds himself turfing out the existing customers for their own safety due to a cockroach infestation on the premises

Moe decides to change his down-at-heel image by undergoing plastic surgery - and transforms himself so radically that he ends up getting a job as an actor in a soap opera. Unfortunately, he makes the mistake of sneaking Homer onto the set for a guest appearance, and ends up getting fired

Bart sees into his future with the help of a mysterious casino owner and learns he will become a struggling musician with Ralph Wiggum as a room-mate, while Lisa seems destined to hold the office of US president

Barney decides to clean up his act and stop drinking - much to the dismay of Moe. The bartender fears his profits will nosedive, and recruits Homer to become Springfield's new resident alcoholic

Pilot episode of the comedy about scientists and their friendship with a down-to-earth neighbour. When aspiring actress Penny moves into Leonard's apartment block, he is immediately smitten, but Sheldon warns him that he runs the risk of a broken heart if he tries to woo her. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star

Sheldon helps Leonard drop off a parcel for Penny, but when he sees how messy her flat is, he tries to do a good deed - which is not well received. Johnny Gale, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star

Leonard is upset to learn Penny is dating someone, so his friends encourage him to seek a new romance by asking another woman out. Sara Gilbert appears alongside her Rosen co-star Johnny Gale

Sheldon is fired for being disrespectful to his boss, and explores new activities in a bid to find a purpose in life other than physics, but Leonard takes drastic action to restore him to his old self. Laurie Metcalf guest stars as Sheldon's mother

Leonard fears he is wasting his time with Penny and ends up spending the night with fellow scientist Leslie. However, he is disappointed when she later tells him she was only interested in a one-night stand. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. Starring Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco and Jim Parsons

Penny hosts a Halloween costume party, which proves a worthy test for the boys' social skills. During the event, Leonard has a run-in with Penny's ex-boyfriend. Kaley Cuoco, Johnny Galecki and Simon Helberg star

Penny is forced to take Howard's place in the boys' video-game night while he is otherwise engaged with one of her friends. Simon Helberg, Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki star

Raj's parents set him up on a blind date in the hope of initiating an arranged marriage, but after a promising start it becomes apparent that the girl in question is more interested in Sheldon. Meanwhile, Penny begins her new job as a bartender. Starring Kunal Nayyar and Jim Parsons

Leonard and Sheldon receive an invitation to present their research to a physics conference, but Sheldon's reluctance to pander to his peers causes conflict between the friends. An intervention by Penny makes matters worse. Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons star

Sheldon and Leonard invent excuses to avoid having to attend Penny's performance in a production of the stage musical Rent, but maintaining the pretence makes matters increasingly complicated. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star, with DJ Qualls

Sheldon falls ill, and his friends decide to go to a Planet of the Apes movie marathon to keep their distance, knowing he will be in a terrible mood. However, an unsuspecting Penny offers to nurse him. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco

Sheldon feels threatened by a 15-year-old physics prodigy who is even cleverer than he is, and asks Leonard to help him discredit the precocious teenager's research. Johnny Gale and Jim Parsons star

Leonard, Raj and Howard kick Sheldon off their physics quiz team and replace him with Leslie Winkle, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming a rival quartet of his own. Johnny Gale and Jim Parsons star

Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting sci-fi memorabilia, so he decides to give it up - but his friends object and do everything possible to persuade him not to change his ways. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco

Sheldon's friends all fall for his sexy twin sister, who is paying him a visit, but he declares he will have the final say on who can date her - an announcement that particularly dismays Leonard. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons

After arguing with Sheldon, Howard tries to make amends by taking him to Nasa's headquarters in Houston. Elsewhere, Penny has second thoughts about quitting her job as a waitress when her car dies, while Amy tries to find Raj a date. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco

Sheldon receives a nasty surprise when he visits his mother in Houston, while Raj's murder mystery party causes conflict for the rest of the gang members. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco

Train driver Dean admits he is terrible at reading signals when it comes to love. Will veterinary nurse Celine help him get his love life back on track? Ex-boy band member Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal surprising truths from their respective pasts, while primary school teacher Richard tries to win over criminal justice worker Jess with a letter from one of his pupils

Marge signs Homer and Bart up on a father-son bonding ocean voyage in a bid to heal their troubled relationship, and while the pair are away takes over Homer's fantasy football league. Animation, featuring the voice of Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation)

Marge starts her own sandwich shop after her snacks become a huge hit at Springfield Elementary. However, running a business proves challenging - especially when the same franchise opens another location across the street

Barney decides to clean up his act and stop drinking - much to the dismay of Moe. The bartender fears his profits will nosedive, and recruits Homer to become Springfield's new resident alcoholic

Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love having the twins around, but find taking care of them is exhausting. However, when they realise the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, they offer to give Haley the day off