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Everything to the east of the Rockies becomes part of New Jersey, and as the state line approaches South Park, Randy and the boys prepare to stand against the onslaught. However, Kyle's mother has a terrible secret to reveal

The 'Coon - Cartman's vigilante alter-ego - prepares to lead his team of heroes in finding a solution to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, but another crime-fighter beats them to it, causing dissension to spread among the masked vigilante's ranks

A 2013 performance at London's Hammersmith Apollo by the comedian, filmed during a tour which saw him return to stand-up after a hiatus of five years. Jack tackles life's petty annoyances and everyday frustrations with his trademark mix of deadpan cynicism and understated fury, from visitors using his electricity to charge their mobile phones to his neighbour's wind chimes and the problems of finding a decent electrician

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Rachel desperately searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying and Ross breaks his finger trying to punch Joey

Ray is disturbed to learn Michael and Geoffrey are playing fairies in the school play, especially as they chose the roles themselves. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Sullivan Sweeten and Sawyer Sweeten

Stefania, the woman Robert fell head over heels in love with during his holiday in Italy, turns up out of the blue with her father - but soon outstays her welcome. Comedy, guest starring Alex Meneses and David Proval

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti

Despite Ross's massive blunder, he and Emily go through with the wedding - but she is clearly devastated and sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again. Guest starring Helen Baxendale, Elliott Gould and Jennifer Saunders

Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever, presenting him with a huge dilemma. Chandler upsets Monica by gloating about sex, while Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Emily asks Ross to move away from his friends, while Monica and Rachel are understandably taken aback to meet a hairy man who they mistake for a yeti. American comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Helen Baxendale

Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey, but the transition does not go as smoothly as expected. Danny deals Rachel's ego a blow by introducing her to an exceptionally dull date, and Phoebe becomes disillusioned with the health inspector she is seeing

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild

Joey tries to cover up Chandler and Monica's relationship - but only succeeds in making himself look stupid. Phoebe persuades Rachel to take a literature class with her, while Ross falls out with his co-workers, convinced one of them stole his prized sandwich

Scorned by Mysterion and his fellow super heroes, 'Coon resolves to work alone, and sets out to get revenge on his former allies. Animated comedy, written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The 'Coon proves himself to be even more evil than Cthulhu as he punishes his former partners. Meanwhile, Kenny wrestles with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion

Randy becomes obsessed with the Food Network, and quits his job to pursue his new passion. However, his decision begins to have an adverse effect on Stan's life, and forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own

Kyle becomes involved in the development of Apple CEO Steve Jobs' latest must-have gadget, while Cartman blames his mother for the fact he still does not own a copy of last year's model

Singer Lewis Capaldi bravely hands over his phone in Send to All, before taking to the stage to perform his number one single Forget Me. One lucky football fan's boyhood dream comes true as he unknowingly signs for his team, and there's a feisty performance from the Unexpected Star of the Show