TV Guide Comedy Central Wednesday

02:10

Utopia

S02E06

Tony tries to stay out of a planning dispute, despite Jim's best efforts

02:40

Utopia

S02E07

Nat wants to sack an inept worker and Amy completes a barista course

03:10

Important Things with Demetri Martin

S02E03

The comedian's take on the theme of strategy

The American stand-up comedian combines animation, live performance and music to compile sketches on the theme of strategy, including his take on second helpings of food, seduction techniques and Sherlock Holmes

03:35

The Daily Show

S30E107

Jon Stewart take a satirical look at news and current affairs

04:15

Friends

S08E14

Joey takes Rachel to the hospital

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood. Chandler becomes obsessed with learning the contents of a secret closet and Monica shocks Phoebe by responding rather too enthusiastically to a massage

04:35

Friends

S08E15

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox

05:00

Teleshopping

Bargains galore

06:00

Teleshopping

Bargains galore

07:00

Cruise TV with LoveitBookit

08:00

Impractical Jokers: The Inspired Unemployed

S01E02

Matt Ford and Jack Steele take over a suburban supermarket

08:35

Impractical Jokers: The Inspired Unemployed

S01E03

The Aussie jokers become waiting staff at fancy restaurant

09:00

Impractical Jokers: Hits, Errors & Balls

The guys count down the top nine greatest baseball moments

09:30

Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation

Holiday challenges and punishments

10:00

Last Man Standing

S01E09

Mandy seeks revenge on her deceitful boyfriend

When a new couple move into the neighbourhood, Vanessa invites them over for dinner. Mike is not pleased as he was planning to spend the evening watching sport on TV, but gets a surprise when he meets them. Elsewhere, Mandy plots revenge after catching her boyfriend Travis lying to her. Comedy, starring Tim Allen

10:30

Last Man Standing

S01E11

Mandy starts an internet campaign to save a barbershop

11:00

Everybody Loves Raymond

S02E19

A lie changes Ray's view of himself

11:30

Everybody Loves Raymond

S02E20

Debra gets involved in Ally's sports match

Debra gets involved in a heated dispute with another parent at Ally's little league baseball match, but Ray fails to take her side because he is afraid of making himself unpopular. Dan Castellaneta, better known as the voice of Homer Simpson, guest stars

12:00

Everybody Loves Raymond

S02E21

Robert livens up his traffic-school classes

Robert's traffic-school students complain they are fed up with his class, so he resorts to teaching them using a puppet - an innovation that proves far from boring. American comedy, starring Brad Garrett and Ray Romano

12:30

Everybody Loves Raymond

S02E22

Ray begins worrying about his mortality

A discovery makes Ray worry about his mortality - and prompts him to compile a list of things he wants to do before he dies. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

13:00

Friends

S08E23

Part one of two. Rachel goes into labour

Part one of two. As Rachel's labour begins and expectant father Ross paces the corridors, the rest of the gang finds the hospital the perfect place for romance. Phoebe courts a handsome patient, while Monica and Chandler decide there is no time like the present to start a family of their own

13:35

Friends

S08E24

Part two of two. Rachel gives birth

Part two of two. Rachel finally gives birth after enduring 21 hours in labour - but Phoebe cannot understand why Ross and the new mother are apart. Meanwhile, Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the vulnerable new mother

14:05

Friends

S09E01

Monica and Chandler try for a baby

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard

14:40

Friends

S09E02

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Rachel desperately searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying and Ross breaks his finger trying to punch Joey

15:10

Friends

S09E03

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant

Monica accepts a job as chef at arenownedManhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma

15:45

Friends

S09E04

Monica makes a startling discovery

Phoebe's fear that she may be about to lose her latest boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments. Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa, and Joey is upset to learn his date does not remember having previously slept with him

16:15

Friends

S09E05

The pals gather for Phoebe's birthday

The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston

16:45

Friends

S09E06

Ross disagrees with Rachel's choice of nanny

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr and Hank Azaria

17:25

Friends

S09E07

Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents

Ross makes Emma laugh by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment with a familiar face in a leading role. Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents, who encourage him to date someone else, forcing him to declare his love for her

17:55

Friends

S09E08

Rachel's sister joins the gang for Thanksgiving

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Meanwhile, Joey forgets to turn up for the Days of Our Lives cast float. Guest starring Christina Applegate

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18:25

Friends

S09E09

Chandler visits Monica

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, but has to hide from Joey after rejecting his offer of free basketball tickets. Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

18:55

Friends

S09E10

Chandler gets stuck in Tulsa for Christmas

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair

19:25

Friends

S09E11

Rachel meets her work stand-in

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Phoebe causes havoc on the set of Joey's TV show, while Chandler and Monica reconsider starting a family. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

19:55

Friends

S09E12

Gavin surprises Rachel

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny, while Phoebe and Mike adopt a litter of rats. Melissa George and Dermot Mulroney guest star

20:25

Friends

S09E13

Ross tries to make Rachel jealous

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous. Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub and Joey seeks help to disguise a botched eyebrow-waxing. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney and Melissa George

21:00

Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad

S04E01

The actor and his son embark a 3,000-mile journey through Europe

The actor and his son embark a 3,000-mile journey through Europe, aiming to experience extremes from the fiery heat of the Mediterranean to the icy tundras of the Arctic Circle. They begin in Croatia, where they swing off the roof of Hajduk Split's football stadium, before diving headfirst into the crystal-clear waters of the Adriatic. The action continues when the pair go head-to-head on aqua bikes alongside a former world champion, before heading to the capital Zagreb to meet a young inventor, who stuns them with his electric creation

21:30

Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad

S04E02

The actor and his son head to Hungary

The actor and his son head to Hungary, where they take to the open waters of Lake Balaton for a spot of high-speed catamaran sailing with an Olympic crew, before warming up in their RV with some goulash. The pair finish in the capital Budapest, where Barney has arranged to meet a world-famous escapologist

22:00

8 Out of 10 Cats

S12E05

With Vernon Kay, Tim Minchin, Joe Wilkinson and Rachel Riley

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Vernon Kay, Tim Minchin, Joe Wilkinson and Rachel Riley, who answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today. Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

22:30

8 Out of 10 Cats

S12E06

With guests Louie Spence, Joe Wilkinson, Elis James and Shappi Khorsandi

Teams captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Louie Spence, Joe Wilkinson, Elis James and Shappi Khorsandi, who answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today. Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

23:00

Iain Stirling's Roast the Internet

S01E05

With Tom Allen, Desiree Burch and Vicky Pattison

00:00

Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA

S12E09

With guests Mircea Monroe and Gary Anthony Williams

00:30

Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA

S12E10

With guests Kat Graham and Greg Proops

01:00

South Park

S27E05

Satirical animation

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

01:30

South Park

S19E02

The townspeople want to build a wall to keep out Canadians

02:00

South Park

S19E03

Kenny takes a job at Mr Kim's City Wok

02:30

South Park

S19E04

Cartman considers himself a top online restaurant reviewer

02:55

Harry Hill Live - Sausage Time

Performance at the New Theatre, Oxford

03:50

The Daily Show

S30E108

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs