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02:25

S02E11

Cartman undergoes a personal journey
Cartman undergoes a personal journey after winning a competition, while the boys investigate the planetarium and discover the owner has something to hide
02:55

S02E12

The boys build rival clubhouses
Rivalry turns to violence when the boys build clubhouses, and Stan invites Wendy to take part in a game of truth or dare
03:20

With Desiree Burch
03:30

The comedian performs at Glasgow's SECC Arena
The Glaswegian comedian returns to his home town as part of his 2012 tour, performing to a sell-out crowd at the SECC Arena with his usual blend of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners
04:15

S04E11

Phoebe's half-brother makes an announcement
Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey attempts to break down social barriers when he takes a job as a tour guide at Ross's museum. Chandler fears not living up to Kathy's expectations
04:35

S04E12

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test
Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test and the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them in a battle of the sexes arising from an apparently simple challenge. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow
05:00

Bargains galore
06:00

Bargains galore
08:00

S04E06

The mayor considers leaving
The mayor considers giving up his post and challenges Mike and Caitlin to change his mind, while Carter gets involved with an enormously wealthy man. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox
08:35

S04E07

Mike tries to raise campaign funds
Mike asks political donor Lindsay Shaw to help fund the mayor's bankrupt Senate campaign, and Nikki lusts after a hunky college intern, while Paul moves in with Stuart and Carter
09:00

S04E08

Paul wins $1million on a TV show
Paul appears on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? and wins the jackpot, and an attempt to gain good publicity for the mayor nearly ends in disaster. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox
09:30

S04E09

The mayor seeks an endorsement
The mayor invites a senator along to the mansion for Thanksgiving, hoping for an endorsement, while Carter and Deirdre enter into a battle of wits. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox
10:00

S03E17

Ray is mistaken for his mother's toyboy
Frank is injured just before going on a Caribbean cruise with Marie, so Ray takes his place, sharing a tiny cabin with his mother and being mistaken for her lover. Meanwhile, Robert faces up to the challenge of looking after Frank. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts
10:30

S03E18

A restless Ray is left at home by himself
Debra takes Ally and the twins to her parents' house, leaving Ray at home by himself - and he finds it impossible to get to sleep. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Peter Boyle
11:00

S03E19

A desperate Ray tries to meet the New York Mets 1969 team
A desperate Ray does everything he can to get to the front of the queue to meet the New York Mets 1969 team at the National Baseball Hall of Fame. Comedy, starring Ray Romano
11:30

S03E20

Ray asks Debra for more room in bed
Ray tells Debra she takes up too much room in bed - but he comes to regret complaining when she banishes him to the couch. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton
12:00

S07E07

Janice gets a wedding invitation
Janice cajoles Chandler and Monica into inviting her to the wedding. Ross discovers a surprising fact about his doctoral dissertation and the position it occupies in the university library, and Joey's latest date causes him emotional turmoil. Guest starring Kristin Davis (Sex and the City)
12:30

S07E08

Tag visits for Thanksgiving
Rachel's assistant Tag spends Thanksgiving with the gang, leading to a series of embarrassing revelations, and a puppy smuggled into the flat by Phoebe unnerves Chandler. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
13:00

S07E09

Rachel gets a dressing-down for dating Tag
Rachel gets a dressing-down at work for dating Tag, while Monica tries to buy her neighbours' friendship by making sweets for them - but finds their appetites to be greater than her desire to be popular
13:30

S07E10

Phoebe plans to return to her flat
Phoebe plans to return to her flat and tries desperately to persuade Rachel to join her, while Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip appropriately. Ross looks after Ben during the holiday season, and dresses as an armadillo to keep him entertained
14:00

S07E11

Monica turns up uninvited at her cousin's wedding
Phoebe's ex-boyfriend arrives back in town and Monica is angry at not being invited to her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment. Comedy, guest starring Hank Azaria (The Simpsons)
14:30

S07E12

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof
Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower. Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler, and Rachel argues with Tag over which of them failed to post a parcel
15:00

S07E13

Phoebe spends a surreal first day at work
Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer. Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home, while Rachel and Chandler blame themselves for breaking Joey's favourite chair
15:30

S07E14

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday
The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents, and Ross's embarrassing crisis, which resulted in the purchase of a red sports car. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
16:00

S07E15

Joey tells a fellow cast member that her character is to be killed off
Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off. Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man who left his mobile phone in Central Perk, and Ross learns he is not allowed to play the bagpipes at Monica and Chandler's wedding. Guest starring Susan Sarandon
16:30

S07E16

Chandler hears a startling revelation
Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Joey tries to get ordained via the internet and Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes to play on Ross. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star
17:00

S07E17

Joey and Ross date the same girl
Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress and the right to hire Chandler's favourite band for the ceremony. David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox star
17:30

S07E18

Joey is nominated for an award
Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance and a student tells Ross he is in love with him. With Matt LeBlanc and Courteney Cox

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18:00

S07E19

Monica's attractive cousin visits
Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Rachel and Phoebe plan a last-minute bridal party, while Joey tries to trick his way into an acting role. Guest starring Denise Richards
18:30

S07E23

Part one of two. Chandler goes missing on the eve of his wedding
Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding and he disappears, leading to a frantic search by Ross. Joey rehearses for a film role with a major star, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould and Gary Oldman
19:00

S07E21

Chandler tries to write his marriage vows
With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help. Meanwhile, Monica has similar difficulties and recruits Phoebe and Rachel - but they soon get distracted and start reminiscing
19:30

S07E22

Chandler reluctantly visits his father
Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner
20:00

S05E08

The pals recall previous Thanksgivings
The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
20:30

S05E10

Ross turns to Joey for employment advice
Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
21:00

The actor and his son hit the road together
22:00

Stand-up comedy from the O2 in London
The popular stand-up entertains 20,000 fans in a show recorded during his 10-night run at the London O2 in 2012. The show features anecdotes about watching his wife get undressed, a horrific trip to the dentist and his children, as well as Michael's thoughts on the Diamond Jubilee, Wimbledon and the Olympics
23:00

S01E08

A flatmate who uses radioactive material to get her own way
00:00

A stand-up special by the Irish comedian
00:30
01:00

S28E05

Satirical animation
Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
01:30

S01E09

Kyle tries to convince everyone that Mr Hankey exists
02:00

S02E16

The boys spend Christmas with a notorious felon
The boys pay a visit to Cartman's Grandma, and experience an unforgettable Christmas in the company of a notorious felon - who reveals an unexpected softer side to his character
02:30

S03E15

Mr Hankey hosts a song spectacular
Mr Hankey hosts a compilation of seasonal songs performed by the South Park cast, remixing old classics and introducing new number Christmastime in Hell, as well as lounge act duo Jesus and Santa
03:00

S04E17

The boys make a video Christmas card
The boys are inspired to make a video Christmas card to save the spirit of the season, while Mr Hankey is busy with his new wife and kids
03:20

S01E06

Tolu Ogunmefun helps people deals with their critical inner voices
03:25

The Scots comedian on stage during his 2015 tour
The comedian on stage at Glasgow's SSE Hydro during his 2015 stand-up tour. He entertains 12,000 fans with his thoughts on economic theory, art history and diet tips, as well as politics and the Scottish referendum. He also deals with the rigours of growing up and adapting to his new-found place in the world - coupled with the added novelty of having money for the first time
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