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S12E01

Cartman contracts a virus
02:30

S12E02

The boys meet Britney Spears
03:00

S12E03

The kids try out a new drug
The kids try out a new type of drug - cat urine - after hearing its effects are stronger than other, more well-known, substances. When Fox News covers the so-called craze of 'cheesing', Gerald decides enough is enough and drafts a bill declaring it illegal to have a male cat in South Park
03:25

With Ed Gamble
03:30

S04E03

The comedian hosts the Saturday-night game show
The comedian hosts the Saturday-night game show, as contestants take on a colossal spinning wheel and answer questions in the hope of securing a cash prize. Celebrities experts offering advice are Anita Rani on Women, Babatunde Aleshe on Eddie Murphy, Ekin-Su on Beauty, Gyles Brandreth on King Charles III, Josh Widdicombe on Train Stations, Nick Knowles on DIY and Stacey Dooley on Strictly Come Dancing
04:15

S08E19

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine
Though Joey is thrilled when his name is used in a magazine crossword puzzle, he is reluctant to let the publication do a profile of him after his last magazine interview got him fired. Rachel persuades him to reconsider so that he can mention her, though Joey insists all his friends be present to ensure he does not say anything too controversial this time
04:35

S08E20

Rachel's mother plans to move in
Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game
05:00

Bargains galore
06:00

Bargains galore
08:00

S04E03

The comedian hosts the Saturday-night game show
The comedian hosts the Saturday-night game show, as contestants take on a colossal spinning wheel and answer questions in the hope of securing a cash prize. Celebrities experts offering advice are Anita Rani on Women, Babatunde Aleshe on Eddie Murphy, Ekin-Su on Beauty, Gyles Brandreth on King Charles III, Josh Widdicombe on Train Stations, Nick Knowles on DIY and Stacey Dooley on Strictly Come Dancing
09:00

S01E07

The Aussie jokers pose as dental assistants
09:30

S01E08

One of the jokers faces the Ultimate Punishment
10:00

S02E19

A lie changes Ray's view of himself
10:30

S02E20

Debra gets involved in Ally's sports match
Debra gets involved in a heated dispute with another parent at Ally's little league baseball match, but Ray fails to take her side because he is afraid of making himself unpopular. Dan Castellaneta, better known as the voice of Homer Simpson, guest stars
11:00

S02E21

Robert livens up his traffic-school classes
Robert's traffic-school students complain they are fed up with his class, so he resorts to teaching them using a puppet - an innovation that proves far from boring. American comedy, starring Brad Garrett and Ray Romano
11:30

S02E22

Ray begins worrying about his mortality
A discovery makes Ray worry about his mortality - and prompts him to compile a list of things he wants to do before he dies. Comedy, starring Ray Romano
12:00

S04E03

The comedian hosts the Saturday-night game show
The comedian hosts the Saturday-night game show, as contestants take on a colossal spinning wheel and answer questions in the hope of securing a cash prize. Celebrities experts offering advice are Anita Rani on Women, Babatunde Aleshe on Eddie Murphy, Ekin-Su on Beauty, Gyles Brandreth on King Charles III, Josh Widdicombe on Train Stations, Nick Knowles on DIY and Stacey Dooley on Strictly Come Dancing
13:00

S01E09

Thanksgiving does not go as planned
Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
13:30

S01E10

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve
The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
14:00

S01E11

Chandler's mother visits
Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
14:30

S01E12

Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo
Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
15:00

S01E13

Chandler sees Rachel in the nude
Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro
15:30

S01E14

Chandler meets an old flame
16:00

S01E15

Monica applies for a job
Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz
16:30

S01E16

Part one of two. Phoebe's twin sister visits
Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns that Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler experiences trouble when he is asked to fire an attractive employee. Ross had last-minute doubts about becoming a parent. Guest starring Helen Hunt
17:00

S01E17

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica become love rivals
Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
17:30

S01E18

Rachel and Monica lose to Chandler and Joey at poker
Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job - but is not as successful as she had hoped

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18:00

S01E19

Rachel loses Ross's monkey
Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
18:30

S01E20

Chandler's date ignores him
Chandler finds it tough being ignored by a woman he has just taken out on a first date, and Rachel gets back with her double-dealing former fiance Barry - even though he is now engaged to someone else. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
19:00

S01E21

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty
Ross tries to find a new home for his pet monkey, which has reached puberty and begun driving everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics. Meanwhile, Monica sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing her credit card. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox
19:30

S01E22

Monica dates a high-school senior
Chandler finds his colleagues treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour, while Rachel has a strange dream. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
20:00

S01E23

Carol gives birth
Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering. Meanwhile, Joey comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman at the hospital
20:30

S01E24

Ross's true feelings for Rachel are revealed
When Chandler lets slip that Ross has secretly been in love with Rachel since ninth grade, the other women persuade Rachel to date Ross, though her initial hesitation is taken by Ross as a rejection. The intentions are there, and whether the wires can be uncrossed remains to be seen
21:00

Martial arts comedy sequel, starring Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson
2003 - Action, Adventure, Comedy, Western
Movie cast
Movie: Shanghai Knights -
Chinese sheriff Chon Wang and reformed bandit Roy O'Bannon head for Victorian London on the trail of a murderer. Their investigation leads them to a nefarious Englishman plotting to kill the royal family - but fortunately Chon's talented sister comes to their aid. Martial arts comedy sequel, with Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Aidan Gillen and Fann Wong
23:15

The comedian gives his take on the modern world
A stand-up performance filmed as part of Kevin's 2018 UK and Ireland tour and his 19-night residency at the Glasgow Hydro. The comic gives his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog and having Barack Obama as his support act
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