TV Guide Comedy Central Saturday

Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia join host Jimmy Carr on the irreverent panel show in which teams answer questions based on opinion polls to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today. With captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

Guests Nick Grimshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Daniel Sloss and Rachel Riley join teams captained by Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country

The comedian welcomes guests Kylie Minogue and Bradley Walsh for an evening of entertainment at London's Theatre Royal on Drury Lane. Kylie performs a ballad with Jack Savoretti, and is joined onstage by a group of audience members for a special karaoke challenge, while Bradley plays Celebrity Send to All, in which Michael hijacks his mobile phone to send an embarrassing message to all his recorded contacts. Plus, an airline pilot is the Unexpected Star as his West End dreams come true

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson

Joey finally dates Janine, but she does not like his friends. Rachel worries that Phoebe will not appreciate the way she has furnished their apartment owing to her 'environmental conscience'. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson

The comedian welcomes guests Kylie Minogue and Bradley Walsh for an evening of entertainment at London's Theatre Royal on Drury Lane. Kylie performs a ballad with Jack Savoretti, and is joined onstage by a group of audience members for a special karaoke challenge, while Bradley plays Celebrity Send to All, in which Michael hijacks his mobile phone to send an embarrassing message to all his recorded contacts. Plus, an airline pilot is the Unexpected Star as his West End dreams come true

Rachel has a hard time dealing with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort. Monica strikes up a friendship with her brother's latest girlfriend, and Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while, at his day job, Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

Ross and Phoebe end up getting into a debate over the validity of the evolutionary process. Monica and Rachel receive all of Mr Heckles' belongings when the strange man passes away, and Chandler realises that their neighbour was similar to him

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star

Ross is unsure whether to start a romance with Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points, then looks on in horror as she accidentally sees the offending document. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Comedy entertainment show about the very worst things on the internet, with Joe Thomas, London Hughes and Harriet Kemsley joining the host on the first edition to examine social clips, posts and trends

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Return of the adult animation following the adventures of four young boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a bizarre Colorado town, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. In the first episode, Cartman becomes enraged by the discovery that the NSA is spying on the American people, and endeavours to expose the secret online

Featuring witty banter with Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington discussing topics including holidays in space and talking to aliens. Animated series from the creators of The Office and Extras, using original recordings from the comedian's record-breaking podcasts

Ricky, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington discuss the customs of tribes in Papua New Guinea, and fan e-mails raise the topic of armed dolphins. Plus, Karl shares the story of a lonely monkey brought home by a zookeeper