TV Guide Comedy Central Saturday

Jordan tries to look cool at a strip club, a black person attempts to break down stereotypes, and the guys put on a funk show for the ages. Comedy sketches, starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele

The comedian presents an hour of festive entertainment. Jamie Oliver cooks up a storm in the kitchen, demonstrating how to make the ultimate leftovers sandwich, Mrs Brown (Brendan O'Carroll) drops in to give her take on the big day, and there's a VT of Robbie Williams surprising unsuspecting Christmas shoppers with an unforgettable performance. Plus, further fun with Rob Brydon, Michelle Keegan and Barbara Windsor, and music from jazz star Jamie Cullum

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb. Ross begins playing tricks on Rachel, and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox

Monica and Rachel are threatened with eviction by the caretaker of their building, so Joey offers to help him practise ballroom dancing in exchange for letting them stay. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc

Ally has to interview her oldest living relative as part of a school project on genealogy, so Ray helps her track down Frank's long-lost Aunt Sarina, who lives in Italy but turns up on the Barones' doorstep

Ray grows tired of Debra's cooking and asks Marie to teach her how to make his favourite dish - spaghetti and meatballs - leading to chaos in the kitchen. Starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild

Joey tries to cover up Chandler and Monica's relationship - but only succeeds in making himself look stupid. Phoebe persuades Rachel to take a literature class with her, while Ross falls out with his co-workers, convinced one of them stole his prized sandwich

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox

Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time and Rachel helps Joey look a little more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag - which everyone else mistakes for a women's handbag

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge to all but Ross, who is starting to get his life back on track by renting a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry

Ross makes a bad impression on his new neighbours, and Monica piles the pressure on Chandler, demanding more commitment than he feels able to give. Joey's latest girlfriend proves a little too fiery - but he is afraid to end their relationship

Two unemployed executives decide to open a day-care centre, believing they have found an easy way to make a profit - but instead discover looking after a horde of rampant kids is not as simple as it seems. Family comedy, starring Eddie Murphy, Jeff Garlin, Steve Zahn and Anjelica Huston

A vet working at a Hawaiian zoo falls madly in love with a beautiful woman and pulls out all the stops to romance her. However, his attempts to woo her are seriously undermined by the fact that she suffers from short-term memory loss, meaning he has to resume his courtship from scratch every day. Romantic comedy, starring Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dan Aykroyd

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, while Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk and decides to take the law into her own hands

Karl Pilkington and Stephen Merchant join Ricky to contemplate the concept of memory, and Karl performs an unusual skit with Ricky in which he plays a lobe in his own brain. He also pretends to be the manager of a plumbing company and explains his thoughts on why Martians are more advanced than Earthlings, before describing what would happen if a horse walked into a bar