TV Guide Comedy Central Monday

Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia join host Jimmy Carr on the irreverent panel show in which teams answer questions based on opinion polls to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today. With captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

Guests Nick Grimshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Daniel Sloss and Rachel Riley join teams captained by Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country

Karl Pilkington's observation about a lack of Chinese people in the homeless community sparks discussion, as does his choice of the Top 50 Freaks of All Time he would like to meet. Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais also question their friend's interpretations of famous sayings and test his New Year's resolution to learn something new every day

Karl Pilkington considers which body part he would be happiest to lose, and he, Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais discuss the usefulness of the common saying 'a stitch in time saves nine'. Other debates cover the thoughts of Descartes and Plato, while Monkey News looks at a chimp willing to work for peanuts

Jess's housemates refuse to lend her any more of their possessions, so she is forced to visit the flat of ex-boyfriend Spencer to retrieve her belongings. She later finds herself giving him and his new girlfriend - the woman he was seeing behind her back - a lift to the airport. Meanwhile, Coach moves out and is replaced by former resident Winston. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel and Lamorne Morris

The men are invited to the wedding of a mutual friend, leaving Nick worried he might encounter his ex-girlfriend at the event, so he invites Jess along as his date. At the reception, Schmidt looks for single women, only to meet the overly aggressive Gretchen, with whom he has a complicated relationship, while Winston takes his role as usher seriously and becomes competitive on the dance floor with a guest. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel and Jake Johnson

Ally babysits the twins, and does such a good job that Debra gives her even more responsibility around the house. However, Marie fears her granddaughter is being treated like a slave

Ray worries Debra's criticism will make the children think he is a fool, and hatches a plan to win back their respect

Ray refuses to take Debra to an awards ceremony, tired of her constant lateness, while Frank and Robert get into their own heated debate about the importance of punctuality. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts

Debra wants to buy an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's 13th birthday party, but Ray refuses to spend $250 on something that will only be used once, and naturally Marie takes his side. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Madylin Sweeten

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving. Opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch, while Joey tries to outflank Chandler

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler gets drunk and falls for the curvaceous charms of one of Joey's many sisters - but later cannot remember which one

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance. Meanwhile, Monica falls for a would-be poet

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard in a video store and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete. Tom Selleck guest stars

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg, and Ross's jealousy gets the better of him. Sherilyn Fenn guest stars

A harassed Rachel tells Ross she thinks they should take a break from each other - so he responds by getting drunk and sleeping with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop, but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues at her apartment. Trapped in Monica's bedroom, the other friends cannot help overhearing everything

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair - and an impending skiing holiday only makes matters worse. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star

Phoebe is shocked to discover her half-brother Frank is planning to marry a woman more than twice his age. Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis, only to suffer strange side-effects, and Monica gets a handy tip that could net her a small fortune