TV Guide U&Gold Wednesday

Dr Jasper Parkway has booked an overnight stay in a reputedly haunted church on Christmas Eve. However, he is joined by unwanted guests. Comedy drama, written by and starring Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton, with Shobna Gulati and Simon Callow

East End villains Harry and Annie Blackwood were rotten to the core and did some truly horrible things when they were alive. Now, their sons want to discover the truth about them. What secrets did they take to their grave? Comedy drama, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Anita Dobson and Phil Daniels

Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when Rocky the bull fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates, stretching honour among thieves to the limit. Vintage comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Boycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she is missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he has failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he will no longer be accepted at a private school - but his parents have other ideas. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Mainwaring and his platoon set up an observation post in the local lighthouse, but manage to annoy ARP warden Hodges by inadvertently flooding the whole town with light during an air raid. Comedy first shown in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

Mrs Slocombe's flat is occupied by squatters - so young Mr Grace allows her to stay in a showcase apartment in the store. Classic comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and Harold Bennett

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates, stretching honour among thieves to the limit. Vintage comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Richard is forced to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary and tells Hyacinth he has arranged to have a security alarm fitted as a present. Social-climbing comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Howard is thrown into a panic when Pearl wants to know why his underpants are missing. Peter Sallis stars

The ladies of the village feel the need for a little excitement and hire a minibus to take them out for a picnic. However, against all the odds, their trip turns into a mystery tour. Julie T Wallace and Trevor Bannister guest star

Boycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she is missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he has failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he will no longer be accepted at a private school - but his parents have other ideas. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

The staff have a bet on Bren's chances of romance with Tony, but the hapless cook's past finally catches up with her and threatens to ruin any prospects of romance. Meanwhile, Stan is furious with Philippa for failing to save the bulbs from last year's Christmas tree lights. Comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood, with Thelma Barlow, Andrew Dunn, Celia Imrie and Shobna Gulati

Mainwaring and his platoon set up an observation post in the local lighthouse, but manage to annoy ARP warden Hodges by inadvertently flooding the whole town with light during an air raid. Comedy first shown in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

Mrs Slocombe's flat is occupied by squatters - so young Mr Grace allows her to stay in a showcase apartment in the store. Classic comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and Harold Bennett

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates, stretching honour among thieves to the limit. Vintage comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Mainwaring and his platoon set up an observation post in the local lighthouse, but manage to annoy ARP warden Hodges by inadvertently flooding the whole town with light during an air raid. Comedy first shown in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

Howard is thrown into a panic when Pearl wants to know why his underpants are missing. Peter Sallis stars

The ladies of the village feel the need for a little excitement and hire a minibus to take them out for a picnic. However, against all the odds, their trip turns into a mystery tour. Julie T Wallace and Trevor Bannister guest star

Richard is forced to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary and tells Hyacinth he has arranged to have a security alarm fitted as a present. Social-climbing comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Lee's attempt to impress Lucy with his knowledge of the art world backfires when she decides to invest a fortune in an unknown artist's work. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

Dr Jasper Parkway has booked an overnight stay in a reputedly haunted church on Christmas Eve. However, he is joined by unwanted guests. Comedy drama, written by and starring Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton, with Shobna Gulati and Simon Callow

East End villains Harry and Annie Blackwood were rotten to the core and did some truly horrible things when they were alive. Now, their sons want to discover the truth about them. What secrets did they take to their grave? Comedy drama, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Anita Dobson and Phil Daniels