Browse the full U&Gold TV guide for Monday, 18 May 2026. 32 programmes listed , including 9 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.
Early Morning
00:30
40m
A decorating disaster befalls the Trotters
01:10
40m
Mrs Featherstone decides to take up driving lessons
01:50
35m
Arkwright tries to shift an overstocked commodity
02:25
30m
Comedy sketches
02:55
30m
Featuring the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager
03:25
35m
Gary sells one of Dorothy's records
04:00
2h
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
Morning
06:00
1h 40m
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:40
30m
Tom becomes suspicious of Toby
08:10
40m
Godber enters the prison boxing championships
08:50
40m
The family awaits the arrival of Tyler's French exchange student
09:30
40m
Mrs Slocombe moves into the store
10:10
40m
Sid and Wally come under suspicion
10:50
40m
Foggy criticises local folklore
11:30
40m
Godber enters the prison boxing championships
Daytime
12:10
40m
Hyacinth's picnic plans backfire
12:50
40m
The family awaits the arrival of Tyler's French exchange student
13:30
40m
Gladys has a birthday blow-out
14:10
1h 10m
Rodney ties the knot with Cassandra
15:20
40m
Mrs Slocombe moves into the store
16:00
40m
Mrs Featherstone decides to take up driving lessons
16:40
40m
Arkwright tries to shift an overstocked commodity
17:20
40m
Sid and Wally come under suspicion
Tonight's Highlights
18:00
40m
Foggy criticises local folklore
18:40
40m
Hyacinth's picnic plans backfire
19:20
40m
Pike gets trapped in a minefield
20:00
40m
Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van
20:40
40m
Arkwright decides to open the shop before dawn to catch the morning rush
21:20
40m
Lee is banished to the sofa when Lucy's father moves in
22:00
40m
Tim accidentally picks up a coat containing a pocket full of drugs
22:40
40m
Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van
23:20
40m
Arkwright decides to open the shop before dawn to catch the morning rush