U&Gold TV Guide — Monday

Browse the full U&Gold TV guide for Monday, 7 September 2026. 32 programmes listed , including 9 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E6 · It Never Rains

The Trotters go on holiday

Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad - a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce

00:40 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S4 · E6 · Watching the Girls Go By

Del sets Rodney up on a date

Del pays a stripper to attend a party at the Nag's Head with Rodney, who has been bet by Mickey Pearce that he cannot find a date for the occasion. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

01:20 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S5 · E6 · Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

A millionaire offers Del a partnership

An old friend returns from Australia flushed with success and offers Del a share in his business empire Down Under. Although the prospect is tempting, it would mean leaving Nelson Mandela House and younger brother Rodney behind. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

02:00 45m

The Royle Family

S1 · E1 · Bills, Bills, Bills

First episode of the comedy, starring Ricky Tomlinson and Sue Johnston

With his daughter Denise's wedding to Dave fast approaching, the arrival of a huge phone bill is the last thing Jim needs. First episode of the comedy, starring Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston, Caroline Aherne, Craig Cash and Ralf Little. First broadcast in 1998

02:45 1h 15m

The Outlaws

S2 · E2

The outlaws consider an unlikely - and dangerous - way of making money

After their meeting with The Dean, Christian and Rani form an uneasy alliance with the local drug lord, who has problems of his own. The Outlaws realise they need to make money fast if they want The Dean off their backs. Haines and Selforth return with their own interest in a certain London kingpin

04:00 2h

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Morning

06:00 1h 30m

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

07:30 30m

Don't Wait Up

S4 · E5

Tom contemplates buying his old flat

Tom contemplates buying his old flat but runs into difficulties. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

08:00 40m

Ever Decreasing Circles

S3 · E1 · Manure

Martin receives a delivery of manure

Martin oversees a delivery of manure for Paul, but ends up with it on his own driveway by mistake. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

08:40 40m

Porridge

S3 · E3 · Rough Justice

The inmates stage a mock trial

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice with the help of Slade's resident legal consultant Judge Rawley. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Maurice Denham

09:20 40m

The Green Green Grass

S1 · E5 · Pillow Talk

Tyler gets his GCSE results

Boycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she is missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he has failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he will no longer be accepted at a private school - but his parents have other ideas. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

10:00 40m

Are You Being Served?

S9 · E2 · Conduct Unbecoming

Mr Humphries is accused of theft

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty. Comedy, with John Inman and Mollie Sugden

10:40 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S23 · E6 · In Search of Childlike Joy and the Farthest Reaches of the Lotus Position

Wesley makes a hand-crafted trolley

Wesley demonstrates his new hand-crafted trolley, complete with deluxe car seat - guaranteed to bring back childhood memories to the dispirited Smiler. Meanwhile, Barry gets into a tangle when he takes up yoga. Gordon Wharmby, Stephen Lewis and Mike Grady star

11:20 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S23 · E7 · A Chaise Longue Too Far

Glenda receives an unwanted present

Barry buys Glenda a chaise longue from Auntie Wainwright's shop as an anniversary present, but it soon proves to be more than just something to sit on. Meanwhile, Howard finds himself locked in Pearl's bedroom with no means of escape, so Truly, Clegg and Billy set out on a rescue mission. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis and Mike Grady

Daytime

12:00 40m

Ever Decreasing Circles

S3 · E1 · Manure

Martin receives a delivery of manure

Martin oversees a delivery of manure for Paul, but ends up with it on his own driveway by mistake. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

12:40 40m

Porridge

S3 · E3 · Rough Justice

The inmates stage a mock trial

13:20 40m

The Good Life

S4 · E7 · The Anniversary

Margo installs a burglar alarm

Margo has a burglar alarm installed, but Tom and Barbara claim they have nothing left worth stealing. Jerry is convinced he has failed to succeed his boss as head of the firm, and the Goods decide that despite all their problems, they are glad they became self-sufficient. Seventies comedy, starring Penelope Keith and Richard Briers

14:00 40m

The Good Life

S4 · E1 · Away from It All

Tom and Barbara consider a holiday

Margo and Jerry sow the seeds of an idea which prompts Tom and Barbara to consider a holiday. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal

14:40 40m

The Green Green Grass

S1 · E5 · Pillow Talk

Tyler gets his GCSE results

15:20 40m

Are You Being Served?

S9 · E2 · Conduct Unbecoming

Mr Humphries is accused of theft

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty. Comedy, with John Inman and Mollie Sugden

16:00 40m

Ever Decreasing Circles

S3 · E1 · Manure

Martin receives a delivery of manure

Martin oversees a delivery of manure for Paul, but ends up with it on his own driveway by mistake. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

16:40 40m

The Good Life

S4 · E7 · The Anniversary

Margo installs a burglar alarm

17:20 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S23 · E6 · In Search of Childlike Joy and the Farthest Reaches of the Lotus Position

Wesley makes a hand-crafted trolley

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S23 · E7 · A Chaise Longue Too Far

Glenda receives an unwanted present

18:40 40m

The Good Life

S4 · E1 · Away from It All

Tom and Barbara consider a holiday

Margo and Jerry sow the seeds of an idea which prompts Tom and Barbara to consider a holiday. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal

19:20 40m

Dad's Army

S4 · E5 · Don't Fence Me In

Walker is accused of treason

Walker is accused of being a fifth columnist for smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but he claims to be patriotically furthering the war effort - while lining his own pockets at the same time. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and James Beck

20:00 40m

The Vicar of Dibley

S2 · E2 · Dibley Live

The villagers set up a radio station

The villagers set up a radio station to mark the 650th anniversary of St Barnabus's Church. While Alice tries to impress her future father-in-law, Frank makes a startling admission on his show

20:40 40m

The Vicar of Dibley

S1 · E6 · Animals

Geraldine conducts a radical Sunday service

A funeral for a pet bird inspires Geraldine to transform the church into an ark and hold a special service for the animals of the village - but David is far from impressed by her stunt. Comedy, starring Dawn French and Gary Waldhorn

21:20 40m

The Royle Family

S1 · E2 · Making Ends Meet

Jim is surprised by the wedding costs

Over a gourmet meal of pork chop, chips, beans and tea, the subject under discussion yet again is Denise's impending wedding. Jim grumbles non-stop about having to foot the entire bill, because the groom's father has been on disability for 12 years. Denise, meanwhile, thinks Dave is not interested enough in the wedding. Comedy, starring Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston, Caroline Aherne, Craig Cash and Ralf Little. First broadcast in 1998

22:00 40m

Not Going Out

S7 · E7 · Surprise

Lucy plans an anniversary party for her parents

Lucy determines that on no account will her plans for a surprise anniversary party for her parents be revealed. However, she then makes the big mistake of disclosing the details to Lee. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

22:40 40m

The Vicar of Dibley

S2 · E2 · Dibley Live

The villagers set up a radio station

The villagers set up a radio station to mark the 650th anniversary of St Barnabus's Church. While Alice tries to impress her future father-in-law, Frank makes a startling admission on his show

23:20 40m

The Vicar of Dibley

S1 · E6 · Animals

Geraldine conducts a radical Sunday service

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Tonight's Highlights

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