U&Gold TV Guide — Friday, 4 September 2026

Denise is avoiding actually doing anything for Baby David, so it's Cheryl who goes upstairs when his cries on the baby-monitor get too loud to be ignored

Daisy wins a place on TV quiz show Pointless and chooses Lucy as her partner - but changes her mind when Lee convinces the women of his intellectual prowess. The only problem is, he wasn't entirely honest with his friends, and now he has to appear on the programme knowing he's really a bit thick. Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman guest star in the sitcom, with Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Katy Wix

Toby resolves to move out of the Royal Hotel, but the decision places a further strain on his already fraught relationship with Tom. Father-and-son comedy, starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton

Myrna questions what to do with her life when the organisation she founded rejects her. Rani runs into trouble with Christian, but a trip on a booze cruise deepens their budding connection. Gabby and Greg work on plans for her festival, even as Spencer threatens to lead her astray. As Christian's enemies engage in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse, a decision is made about the mysterious bag of cash

Tom tries to reunite his mother and father when he becomes lonely in his new flat. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist. Comedy, with Richard Briers

Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges and the full backing of the wardens. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Fulton Mackay

Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when Rocky the bull fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Mrs Slocombe invents a perfume with aphrodisiac qualities which brings the staff out of their shells. After a misunderstanding, Mrs Peacock finds her husband without his pants, which are in the hands of Mr Rumbold's secretary. Vintage comedy, with Mollie Sugden, Frank Thornton and Nicholas Smith

Howard employs Clegg to take care of several suspect picnic objects, but one item receives his refusal and Howard will not look after it until Pearl is out of sight. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis and Robert Fyfe

Wesley and Barry devise another money-making plan to sell hot dogs to weary hikers and travellers, while Clegg, Truly and Tom fondly remember Compo and imagine how Nora Batty's arrival in Australia will cause misery for the folks Down Under. Peter Sallis stars

Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist. Comedy, with Richard Briers

Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges and the full backing of the wardens. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Fulton Mackay

Geraldine is keen to find a celebrity to open the autumn fair in style - and Alice inadvertently comes up with the ideal candidate by letting slip she is related to one Reg Dwight - AKA Elton John. Comedy, starring Dawn French, and Emma Chambers with a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue. First shown in 1994

Captain Mainwaring devises a cunning new way of foiling Hitler's invasion plans - but it results in Pike getting tangled up in barbed wire on the beach in the middle of a minefield during manoeuvres. Comedy first aired in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe, Ian Lavender and John Le Mesurier

Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when Rocky the bull fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Mrs Slocombe invents a perfume with aphrodisiac qualities which brings the staff out of their shells. After a misunderstanding, Mrs Peacock finds her husband without his pants, which are in the hands of Mr Rumbold's secretary. Vintage comedy, with Mollie Sugden, Frank Thornton and Nicholas Smith

Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist. Comedy, with Richard Briers

Captain Mainwaring devises a cunning new way of foiling Hitler's invasion plans - but it results in Pike getting tangled up in barbed wire on the beach in the middle of a minefield during manoeuvres. Comedy first aired in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe, Ian Lavender and John Le Mesurier

Howard employs Clegg to take care of several suspect picnic objects, but one item receives his refusal and Howard will not look after it until Pearl is out of sight. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis and Robert Fyfe

Wesley and Barry devise another money-making plan to sell hot dogs to weary hikers and travellers, while Clegg, Truly and Tom fondly remember Compo and imagine how Nora Batty's arrival in Australia will cause misery for the folks Down Under. Peter Sallis stars