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Browse the full U&Gold TV guide for Wednesday, 14 October 2026. 34 programmes listed , including 9 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

  1. 00:15 40m

    The Fast Show

    S3 · E4 · Monster
    The Ghoul gives a tip for a football match
    The Ghoul gives a tip for a football match, Dave Angel the Eco Warrior talks about global warming, and Ron Manager discusses baldness
  2. 00:55 40m

    Not Going Out

    S2 · E4 · Baby
    Lee and Tim babysit Guy's grandson
    Lucy's worries about the age gap between her and Guy increase when he turns up with his grandson. A family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the youngster, but their babysitting skills leave a lot to be desired. Sitcom, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton
  3. 01:35 50m

    Keeping Up Appearances

    S2 · E10 · A Picnic for Daddy
    Hyacinth's picnic plans backfire
    Hyacinth decides to take Daddy out for a picnic, but her plans soon backfire. Suburban comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes
  4. 02:25 30m

    The Good Life

    S2 · E7 · Going to Pot?
    Tom and Barbara attend evening classes
    Tom and Barbara's visits to evening classes become unusually productive, while Margo struggles to master pottery. Comedy, starring Felicity Kendal and Richard Briers
  5. 02:55 30m

    Black Ops

    S1 · E3
    Dom comes up with a devious plan to get the cash needed to pay off the Brightmarsh Gang
    Dom and Kay struggle to meet the Brightmarsh Gang's payment deadline, so she comes up with a devious plan involving Youth Pastor Tomi's church fund to try and get the cash together for the pay off. Kay is adamant this money cannot be touched, but will Dom be able to persuade him to take it? Comedy thriller, starring Gbemisola Ikumelo and Hammed Animashaun
  6. 03:25 35m

    The Fast Show

    S3 · E4 · Monster
    The Ghoul gives a tip for a football match
    The Ghoul gives a tip for a football match, Dave Angel the Eco Warrior talks about global warming, and Ron Manager discusses baldness
  7. 04:00 2h

    Teleshopping

    A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Morning

  1. 06:00 1h 5m

    Teleshopping

    A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
  2. 07:05 50m

    dinnerladies

    S2 · E7 · Minnellium
    The crew prepares for the millennium dinner
    The crew prepares for the millennium dinner at the Old Brewery and it is a race against time to get things organised. Tony makes a discovery on the fire escape that puts a damper on the festivities
  3. 07:55 40m

    The Good Life

    S3 · E1 · The Early Birds
    Barbara and Tom's work disturbs the neighbours
    Barbara and Tom look for new ways to organise their work so that their early morning activities won't disturb Margo and Jerry. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
  4. 08:35 40m

    Only Fools and Horses

    S4 · E2 · Strained Relations
    The Trotters mourn Grandad's death
    Del and Rodney mourn Grandad's death, and feel gratified to see such a good turn-out of friends and relatives at his funeral - even if most people are more interested in the food afterwards. However, one of the guests, a certain long-lost seafaring uncle, ends up outstaying his welcome. Long-running comedy, introducing Buster Merryfield to the cast as Uncle Albert
  5. 09:15 40m

    The Green Green Grass

    S1 · E4 · Hay Fever
    Boycie buys cows for the farm
    Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when Rocky the bull fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
  6. 09:55 35m

    Are You Being Served?

    S3 · E6 · German Week
    The store holds a German week
    The store holds a special week promoting German goods, and Captain Peacock boosts his authority by donning lederhosen. However, an influx of Teutonic tourists puts paid to the staff's hopes of a sales boom. Shop-floor comedy, guest starring Joanna Lumley, with Trevor Bannister and John Inman
  7. 10:30 40m

    Last of the Summer Wine

    S29 · E3 · A Short Introduction to Cooper's Rules
    Cooper and Walsh try out a new crime-fighting technique
    Local PCs Cooper and Walsh try to master a new crime-fighting technique. However, the duo's carefully laid plans unravel when Barry decides to treat a retired vicar to a day trip. Long-running sitcom, starring Ken Kitson and Louis Emerick
  8. 11:10 40m

    Last of the Summer Wine

    S29 · E4 · Is Jeremy Quite Safe?
    A retired jewel thief regales the village with a series of fanciful tales
    The women of the village are impressed by a series of fanciful tales told by a retired jewel thief about his larcenous exploits in the south of France. However, the scoundrel's skills are put to the test when Marina and Miss Davenport seek his aid in helping Auntie Wainwright crack a keyless safe. John Challis guest stars
  9. 11:50 40m

    The Good Life

    S3 · E1 · The Early Birds
    Barbara and Tom's work disturbs the neighbours
    Barbara and Tom look for new ways to organise their work so that their early morning activities won't disturb Margo and Jerry. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal

Daytime

  1. 12:30 40m

    Only Fools and Horses

    S4 · E3 · Hole in One
    Uncle Albert has a nasty fall
    Uncle Albert has a nasty fall into the cellar at the Nag's Head, but turns his injury into a profit-making opportunity - eagerly egged on by wheeler-dealer Del-Boy. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
  2. 13:10 40m

    Only Fools and Horses

    S4 · E2 · Strained Relations
    The Trotters mourn Grandad's death
    Del and Rodney mourn Grandad's death, and feel gratified to see such a good turn-out of friends and relatives at his funeral - even if most people are more interested in the food afterwards. However, one of the guests, a certain long-lost seafaring uncle, ends up outstaying his welcome. Long-running comedy, introducing Buster Merryfield to the cast as Uncle Albert
  3. 13:50 40m

    Keeping Up Appearances

    S3 · E1 · Early Retirement
    Richard dreads early retirement
    While Richard contends with the idea of taking early retirement, Hyacinth telephones the prime minister asking if there is anything on the honours list for him. The hen-pecked husband's reservations about the future intensify when he discovers all the plans his spouse has in store for him. Comedy, starring Clive Swift and Patricia Routledge
  4. 14:30 40m

    Dad's Army

    S5 · E13 · Time on My Hands
    A German pilot is trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute
    Mainwaring is elated to find a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute - but first the platoon has to get him down. David Croft and Jimmy Perry's classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
  5. 15:10 40m

    The Green Green Grass

    S1 · E4 · Hay Fever
    Boycie buys cows for the farm
    Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when Rocky the bull fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
  6. 15:50 40m

    Are You Being Served?

    S3 · E6 · German Week
    The store holds a German week
    The store holds a special week promoting German goods, and Captain Peacock boosts his authority by donning lederhosen. However, an influx of Teutonic tourists puts paid to the staff's hopes of a sales boom. Shop-floor comedy, guest starring Joanna Lumley, with Trevor Bannister and John Inman
  7. 16:30 35m

    The Good Life

    S3 · E1 · The Early Birds
    Barbara and Tom's work disturbs the neighbours
    Barbara and Tom look for new ways to organise their work so that their early morning activities won't disturb Margo and Jerry. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
  8. 17:05 35m

    Dad's Army

    S5 · E13 · Time on My Hands
    A German pilot is trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute
    Mainwaring is elated to find a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute - but first the platoon has to get him down. David Croft and Jimmy Perry's classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
  9. 17:40 40m

    Last of the Summer Wine

    S29 · E3 · A Short Introduction to Cooper's Rules
    Cooper and Walsh try out a new crime-fighting technique
    Local PCs Cooper and Walsh try to master a new crime-fighting technique. However, the duo's carefully laid plans unravel when Barry decides to treat a retired vicar to a day trip. Long-running sitcom, starring Ken Kitson and Louis Emerick

Tonight's Highlights

  1. 18:20 40m

    Last of the Summer Wine

    S29 · E4 · Is Jeremy Quite Safe?
    A retired jewel thief regales the village with a series of fanciful tales
    The women of the village are impressed by a series of fanciful tales told by a retired jewel thief about his larcenous exploits in the south of France. However, the scoundrel's skills are put to the test when Marina and Miss Davenport seek his aid in helping Auntie Wainwright crack a keyless safe. John Challis guest stars
  2. 19:00 40m

    Only Fools and Horses

    S4 · E3 · Hole in One
    Uncle Albert has a nasty fall
    Uncle Albert has a nasty fall into the cellar at the Nag's Head, but turns his injury into a profit-making opportunity - eagerly egged on by wheeler-dealer Del-Boy. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
  3. 19:40 40m

    Dad's Army

    S6 · E1 · The Deadly Attachment
    The platoon guards a captured German U-boat crew
    Mainwaring seizes the chance to make a real contribution to the war effort when his platoon is ordered to guard a captured German U-boat crew until they can be transferred to a PoW camp. Classic comedy first aired in 1973, guest starring Philip Madoc, with Arthur Lowe, Clive Dunn and Ian Lavender
  4. 20:20 40m

    Only Fools and Horses

    S3 · E3 · Friday the 14th
    Del plans a spot of salmon-poaching
    Del's latest foolproof scheme to make a million involves a spot of salmon-poaching, but the wheeler-dealer finds the bracing country air is not all it's cracked up to be. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star
  5. 21:00 40m

    Only Fools and Horses

    S4 · E7 · As One Door Closes
    Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money
    Del snatches a chance to make a quick profit, leaving gullible Denzil stripped of his redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
  6. 21:40 40m

    The Fast Show

    S3 · E5 · Chris
    The Deaf Stunt Man gets carried away
    The Deaf Stunt Man has a rip-roaring ride on his motorbike, Competitive Dad challenges his son to a game of tennis and the Suit You tailors get a taste of their own medicine when they serve a customer who is more perverse than they are
  7. 22:20 35m

    Not Going Out

    S4 · E3 · Movie
    Lee lets out Lucy's flat to a film director
    Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it, but neglects to mention he has already let out the property to a film director, who is paying him £500 to use it while she is at work. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton
  8. 22:55 40m

    Only Fools and Horses

    S3 · E3 · Friday the 14th
    Del plans a spot of salmon-poaching
    Del's latest foolproof scheme to make a million involves a spot of salmon-poaching, but the wheeler-dealer finds the bracing country air is not all it's cracked up to be. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star
  9. 23:35 40m

    Only Fools and Horses

    S4 · E7 · As One Door Closes
    Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money
    Del snatches a chance to make a quick profit, leaving gullible Denzil stripped of his redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield

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