U&Gold TV Guide

Lee wins £1,000 for writing an essay entitled Disability in the Workplace, and Lucy is moved to tears by his sensitivity. However, Tim remains unconvinced, and his scepticism pays off when the journalist who turns up to cover the story is shocked to find an able-bodied author. Comedy, starring Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Tim Vine

When a noisy neighbour moves in, Lucy complains neither Tim nor Lee is man enough to get him to quieten down. The friends take it to heart and try to prove their masculinity, one by joining a gym and the other by confronting the new arrival - only to find he is a creepy psychopath with the eyes of a killer

More expertly crafted comedy sketches from Harry Enfield and colleagues-in-mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke, featuring the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager

Mary walks Julian through her journey of self-discovery and how she finally found her voice. Thomas realises enough is enough - he must go 'cold turkey' on his Alison addiction and needs Pat's undivided attention. Old friends of Mike check in to the guesthouse and agree to share the surprising secret of their success. The Captain is thrown by a change to his daily routine, so Kitty steps in to teach him how to live in the moment. Robin helps Lady Button to remember lost friends

The spooks' thoughtless behaviour sends Alison into meltdown, prompting them to come up with a creative way to get back into her good books and show her how truly sorry they are. Mary however, believing she has done nothing wrong, refuses to take any responsibility, not after the fiery fate that befell her the last time she took the blame for something she didn't do. Alison and Mike have a last-minute cancellation for the guesthouse and decide that a relaxing day off is exactly what they need. Comedy, starring Charlotte Ritchie, Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Simon Farnaby

Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house. With the hotel booked up and his car in a pond, Boycie's only option is to sleep on Bryan's caravan floor. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

Martin's suspicions about Paul's bad influence seem to be confirmed when he spots a half-naked woman in next door's back garden. Comedy, starring Richard Briers. First broadcast February 12, 1984

Fletch desperately wants to get out of the tedious task of making fishing nets, and hatches a crafty scheme to get himself assigned to the library. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for traditional liquor among some ancient scrolls and goes into full-scale production, building a distillery in his barn and buying up all the potatoes he can find. The business goes well, but his success attracts some unwelcome visitors - the Driscoll brothers. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

In the unlikeliest love match of all time, Mrs Slocombe woos confirmed bachelor Mr Humphries in a bid to make all her romantic dreams come true. Mollie Sugden and John Inman star

Compo takes up marathon running, hoping that it will persuade Nora Batty to fall into his arms. Long-running rural comedy, starring Bill Owen and Brian Wilde

Ivy goes out for the afternoon - leaving Foggy to supervise Crusher and ensure the cafe runs smoothly. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Jane Freeman and Jonathan Linsley

Fletch desperately wants to get out of the tedious task of making fishing nets, and hatches a crafty scheme to get himself assigned to the library. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Hyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club's VIP at the railway station - but the assignment proves more difficult than imagined. Nigel Davenport guest stars

Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for traditional liquor among some ancient scrolls and goes into full-scale production, building a distillery in his barn and buying up all the potatoes he can find. The business goes well, but his success attracts some unwelcome visitors - the Driscoll brothers. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

A night at the cinema with the rest of the platoon and a black-market toasted cheese sandwich make Mainwaring have an unusual dream in which he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo. Comedy first broadcast in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Martin's suspicions about Paul's bad influence seem to be confirmed when he spots a half-naked woman in next door's back garden. Comedy, starring Richard Briers. First broadcast February 12, 1984

In the unlikeliest love match of all time, Mrs Slocombe woos confirmed bachelor Mr Humphries in a bid to make all her romantic dreams come true. Mollie Sugden and John Inman star

Granville changes his image with the help of some trendy clothes and a medallion made from a cocoa tin lid, while Arkwright decides to increase his profits through advertising

Granville meets a man who claims to have been repeatedly abducted by aliens, and tries to persuade him to use his stories to boost sales. Leroy gets involved in a love triangle when Beth turns up for their date with a friend, while a divorcee comes to the shop hoping to find something that will stop her from missing her husband. Guest starring David Jason's former Only Fools and Horses co-star Sue Holderness

A night at the cinema with the rest of the platoon and a black-market toasted cheese sandwich make Mainwaring have an unusual dream in which he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo. Comedy first broadcast in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Compo takes up marathon running, hoping that it will persuade Nora Batty to fall into his arms. Long-running rural comedy, starring Bill Owen and Brian Wilde