U&Gold TV Guide — Wednesday, 13 May 2026

Browse the full U&Gold TV guide for Wednesday, 13 May 2026. 33 programmes listed , including 8 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 40m

Not Going Out

S4 · E1 · Drugs

Tim accidentally picks up a coat containing a pocket full of drugs

Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Tim Vine. Tim arrives home after a night out clubbing and realises he has picked up the wrong coat, one which contains a pocket full of drugs. After discovering the owner is Larry 'the Butcher' Stubbs, he enlists Lee's help to return the jacket without ending up in serious danger

00:40 40m

Not Going Out

S5 · E6 · Drunk

Lucy and Lee aim to answer an age-old question

Lucy commits a minor indiscretion while drunk, but claims to have no memory of the event. Determined to get to the bottom of the affair, she and Lee embark on an ambitious quest to discover the truth about whether it is possible to retain their memories of a heavy night of drinking - making use of liberal amounts of home-made potato hooch. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

01:20 40m

Alma's Not Normal

S2 · E6 · Never Give a Hamster Matches

Alma tries to help her mum get out of a legal tangle

Lin has got herself in quite the legal tangle, so Alma decides to channel Erin Brockovich to get her mum out of trouble and bags her a pro bono solicitor. After the court hearing, Alma is left questioning everything and unsure what to do next, Jim tells her to write down all her family stories and all her experiences and use them in her stand-up routines

02:00 30m

Hi-de-Hi!

S6 · E6 · Raffles

Ted decides to raffle Clive's car

Ted finds Clive's classic car gathering dust, and comes up with a devious money-making scheme, in which he raffles it as a prize, but he switches it for an old banger before delivering it to the lucky winner. Classic comedy, starring Paul Shane and David Griffin

02:30 35m

Don't Wait Up

S1 · E2

Tom's mother visits

Tom's mother joins him for drinks, but after consuming too much alcohol she is offered Toby's bed - leading to an embarrassing situation. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

03:05 30m

Avoidance

S2 · E1

Jonathan's attempt to win back Claire backfires

Jonathan's attempt to win back Claire backfires when he discovers her big secret. Dan and Courtney get a surprise at their baby scan - it's a boy. Comedy, with Romesh Ranganathan, Jessica Knappett and Aisling Bea

03:35 25m

Men Behaving Badly

S2 · E1 · Gary and Tony

Gary looks for a new flatmate

Gary looks for a new flatmate following Dermot's departure, and along comes Tony - but he may not be the perfect choice he appears to be. Meanwhile, Anthea's requests for a pay rise are greeted with banishment to the stationery cupboard

04:00 2h

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Morning

06:00 1h 30m

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

07:30 30m

Don't Wait Up

S1 · E3

Toby upsets Tom

Tom is working hard to reunite his parents, until Toby upsets him by bringing his attractive receptionist home. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

08:00 40m

Porridge

S2 · E3 · Disturbing the Peace

Mackay takes a well-earned holiday

Fletcher and the rest of Slade's inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday. Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale star

08:40 40m

The Green Green Grass

S2 · E2 · Here's to You, Mrs Boyce

Boycie stands in the mayoral election

The local mayor becomes embroiled in a sex scandal, so Boycie decides to stand for election as his replacement - unaware Llewellyn is planning to do the same. Marlene is put in a tight spot when a schoolfriend of Tyler's confesses he has developed feelings for her. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

09:20 40m

Are You Being Served?

S6 · E6 · Happy Returns

Young Mr Grace celebrates his birthday

Young Mr Grace celebrates his birthday, so the staff decide to organise a cabaret in his honour. Another chance to see the 1978 Christmas special of the comedy, starring John Inman and Mollie Sugden

10:00 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S4 · E5 · Who Made a Bit of a Splash in Wales Then?

Compo, Clegg and Foggy take a trip to Wales

Compo and Clegg gatecrash Foggy's trip to see a female friend in Wales. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen

10:40 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S4 · E6 · Greenfingers

The trio lament the lack of fresh vegetables available

The trio lament the lack of fresh vegetables available due to a shortage of 'good honest muck' and wonder what it takes to find a half-decent carrot. Whimsical comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde and Bill Owen

11:20 40m

Porridge

S2 · E3 · Disturbing the Peace

Mackay takes a well-earned holiday

Fletcher and the rest of Slade's inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday. Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale star

Daytime

12:00 40m

Keeping Up Appearances

S2 · E7 · Singing for Emmett

Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents

Hyacinth discovers Emmet has planned a piano concert for the senior citizens at the church hall, and decides to treat the lucky audience to her own brand of sing-song. Suburban comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and David Griffin

12:40 40m

The Green Green Grass

S2 · E2 · Here's to You, Mrs Boyce

Boycie stands in the mayoral election

13:20 40m

Hi-de-Hi!

S7 · E2 · It's Murder

Yvonne organises a petition to get rid of Mr Partridge

Yvonne organises a petition to get rid of Mr Partridge, who has been antagonising the staff, but there's no sign of the offending puppeteer. Ted and Spike return to their chalet for the night and see what appears to be his body floating in the pool with a knife in his back. Comedy, starring Paul Shane and Diane Holland

14:00 40m

Dad's Army

S3 · E14 · Sons of the Sea

Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat

Captain Mainwaring and his platoon acquire a boat, planning to use it for coastal patrols, but after setting sail they get lost in fog. When the men finally reach dry land, they believe they have crossed the Channel and landed behind enemy lines. Vintage comedy first shown in 1969, starring Arthur Lowe

14:40 40m

Are You Being Served?

S6 · E6 · Happy Returns

Young Mr Grace celebrates his birthday

Young Mr Grace celebrates his birthday, so the staff decide to organise a cabaret in his honour. Another chance to see the 1978 Christmas special of the comedy, starring John Inman and Mollie Sugden

15:20 40m

Still Open All Hours

S5 · E2

Leroy gets involved in a love triangle

Granville meets a man who claims to have been repeatedly abducted by aliens, and tries to persuade him to use his stories to boost sales. Leroy gets involved in a love triangle when Beth turns up for their date with a friend, while a divorcee comes to the shop hoping to find something that will stop her from missing her husband. Guest starring David Jason's former Only Fools and Horses co-star Sue Holderness

16:00 40m

Open All Hours

S2 · E7 · St Albert's Day

Arkwright invents a Saint's day

Arkwright comes up with a cunning plan and invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting

16:40 40m

Dad's Army

S3 · E14 · Sons of the Sea

Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat

17:20 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S4 · E5 · Who Made a Bit of a Splash in Wales Then?

Compo, Clegg and Foggy take a trip to Wales

Compo and Clegg gatecrash Foggy's trip to see a female friend in Wales. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S4 · E6 · Greenfingers

The trio lament the lack of fresh vegetables available

18:40 40m

Keeping Up Appearances

S2 · E7 · Singing for Emmett

Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents

19:20 40m

Dad's Army

S4 · E1 · The Big Parade

Mainwaring decides the platoon needs a mascot for a big parade

War Weapons Week is to be marked in Walmington-on-Sea by a parade of all auxiliary services, including air-raid wardens, fire brigade, nurses, the rescue squad and of course, the Home Guard. Mainwaring decides the platoon needs a mascot for the event and plumps for a ram, but catching a suitable candidate for the job proves easier said than done. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe, Clive Dunn and John Le Mesurier

20:00 40m

Still Open All Hours

S3 · E5

Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese

Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese which is long past its sell by date. Leroy gets sick of delivering goods by bicycle and demands his father invest in a van - and Gastric is on hand to sell them a suitable vehicle. Mrs Featherstone makes some frightening suggestions to Mr Newbold about taking their relationship further

20:40 2h

Open All Hours: Inside Out

Diane Morgan narrates this documentary about the comedy

Diane Morgan narrates this special documentary about the much-loved comedy, featuring contributions from Sir David Jason, Johnny Vegas, Tim Healy, Ronnie Barker's daughter Charlotte, and more

22:40 40m

Not Going Out

S4 · E6 · Life on Mars Bars

Lee imagines a perfect life with Lucy

Lee imagines having the perfect life with Lucy, but the reality may not be good enough to match up to his dreams. Comedy, guest starring Bobby Ball, with Lee Mack, Tim Vine, Sally Bretton and Katy Wix

23:20 35m

Not Going Out

S4 · E2 · Debbie

A 20-year-old woman claims Lee may be her father

A 20-year-old woman turns up on Lee's doorstep asking to borrow a cup of sugar. However, she has an ulterior motive - young Debbie believes Lee may be her father. After a period of denial, he remembers a one-night stand from a celebratory party thrown by Tim at the end of his accountancy exams in the 1980s. Sitcom, starring Lee Mack, Tim Vine and Sally Bretton

23:55 40m

Still Open All Hours

S3 · E5

Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese

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