U&Gold TV Guide — Thursday, 2 July 2026

Browse the full U&Gold TV guide for Thursday, 2 July 2026. 28 programmes listed , including 7 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:25 2h

Bottom Live: Weapons Grade Y-Fronts Tour

Stage show of the riotous sitcom

Stage show of the riotous sitcom, made in 2003. Eddie has locked himself away in the toilet and Richie discovers he's been inventing gadgets - only to then find himself joining his chum on an adventure through time and space on-board Eddie's time machine 'The Turdis'. Starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

02:25 45m

Bottom

S3 · E6 · Carnival

Richie and Eddie celebrate carnival time

Frustrated bachelors Richie and Eddie get their hands on a video camera following a spot of carnival-time looting, and decide to cash in by staging accidents and selling the tapes to a certain TV show. Comedy, starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

03:10 50m

Don't Wait Up

S3 · E4

Toby tries to raise his morale

Toby tries to raise his morale and improve his finances, while Tom and Madeline break up

04:00 2h

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Morning

06:00 1h 30m

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

07:30 30m

Don't Wait Up

S3 · E5

Tom struggles to cope with his break-up

Tom is having a difficult time following his break-up with Madeline, while Toby is facing problems of his own

08:00 40m

Open All Hours

S1 · E2 · A Mattress on Wheels

Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van

Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van, as he is fed up with having to struggle doing the rounds with the shop's outdated delivery bike. He is pleasantly surprised when his skinflint uncle agrees - until he takes the vehicle out on the road. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason

08:40 40m

The Green Green Grass

S3 · E2 · The Lonely Herdsman

Boycie visits his mother-in-law

Boycie and Tyler are united in their distaste when Marlene demands that the family pays a visit to her mother in Bournemouth. Elgin, Jed, and Mrs Cakeworthy take desperate measures when Bryan begins to mope as the anniversary of his fourth engagement to Myrtle draws ever closer. Guest starring June Whitfield

09:20 40m

Are You Being Served?

S2 · E2 · Cold Comfort

The staff start feeling the cold

The staff start feeling the cold thanks to Grace Brothers' latest plans to cut costs, and it's not long before they are airing their grievances in typical fashion. Classic comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman

10:00 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S13 · E6 · Pole Star

Foggy gives Compo a helping hand

As Compo's attempts to reach Nora Batty's washing line fail again, he enlists Foggy's help

10:40 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S14 · E1 · By the Magnificent Thighs of Ernie Burniston

Compo comes to terms with being less agile

Compo is having difficulty coming to terms with being less agile and becomes jealous of local athlete Ernie Burniston when he spots him riding a bike. Meanwhile, Howard tries to deliver a birthday card to Marina without Pearl finding out. Bill Owen and Robert Fyfe star in the long-running rural comedy

11:20 40m

Red Dwarf

S8 · E7 · Pete - Part Two

Part two of two. Pete the Sparrow becomes a dinosaur

Part two of two. Pete the Sparrow is turned into a dinosaur and, having eaten the time wand needed to reverse the process, rampages through the cargo decks devouring the ship's food stocks. In desperation Rimmer and Lister prepare a cow vindaloo recipe, hoping its effects allow them to recover the wand

Daytime

12:00 40m

Red Dwarf

S8 · E8 · Only the Good

Kryten takes revenge

Kryten takes revenge for Lister's dodgy advice on female biology by hiding a stash of illegal hooch in the Dwarfers' cell just before an inspection. Meanwhile, a genetically engineered life-form begins to devour the ship. Sci-fi comedy, starring Chris Barrie and Craig Charles

12:40 40m

Keeping Up Appearances

S2 · E2 · Driving Mrs Fortescue

Hyacinth's wealthy acquaintance asks for a lift

After listening to Emmet's piano playing from her garden, stopping a passer-by to listen with her and rebuking Liz for collecting milk in her dressing gown, Hyacinth receives a phone call from Mrs Fortescue asking for a lift into town

13:20 40m

Dad's Army

S7 · E4 · The Godiva Affair

The platoon tries Morris dancing

Mainwaring's Home Guard heroes try to raise money for the local Spitfire fund by having a bash at Morris dancing for a carnival. Meanwhile, Jones is worried that Mrs Fox is falling for the town clerk, so he asks the captain if he can help. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1974, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

14:00 40m

Open All Hours

S1 · E2 · A Mattress on Wheels

Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van

14:40 40m

The Green Green Grass

S3 · E2 · The Lonely Herdsman

Boycie visits his mother-in-law

15:20 40m

Are You Being Served?

S2 · E2 · Cold Comfort

The staff start feeling the cold

16:00 40m

Dad's Army

S7 · E4 · The Godiva Affair

The platoon tries Morris dancing

16:40 40m

Keeping Up Appearances

S2 · E2 · Driving Mrs Fortescue

Hyacinth's wealthy acquaintance asks for a lift

17:20 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S13 · E6 · Pole Star

Foggy gives Compo a helping hand

As Compo's attempts to reach Nora Batty's washing line fail again, he enlists Foggy's help

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 40m

Last of the Summer Wine

S14 · E1 · By the Magnificent Thighs of Ernie Burniston

Compo comes to terms with being less agile

18:40 40m

Red Dwarf

S8 · E7 · Pete - Part Two

Part two of two. Pete the Sparrow becomes a dinosaur

19:20 40m

Red Dwarf

S8 · E8 · Only the Good

Kryten takes revenge

20:00 40m

Keeping Up Appearances

S2 · E2 · Driving Mrs Fortescue

Hyacinth's wealthy acquaintance asks for a lift

20:40 40m

Dad's Army

S7 · E5 · The Captain's Car

The platoon prepares for an official visit

Walmington-on-Sea leaves its mark on a visiting French general when Mainwaring's Home Guard heroes repaint Lady Maltby's Rolls-Royce just in time for an official engagement. Comedy first broadcast in 1974, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

21:20 40m

Not Going Out

S6 · E4 · Conference

Lee poses as Lucy's husband at a trade conference

Lucy attends a three-day trade conference to drum up business, but when she has little luck she resorts to flirting with the male delegates. Lee is outraged with her plan, however, and in an attempt to stop her he turns up at the event - posing as her husband. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

22:00 2h

Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

S13 · E1 · The Promised Land

Lister helps three cat clerics who worship him who are in trouble

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by a feral cat leader who wants to wipe out cats who worship anyone but him. Ray Fearon joins the regular cast as the ruthless Rodon, leader of the feral cats, with Tom Bennett, Mandeep Dhillon and Lucy Pearman as the cat clerics

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