U&Gold TV Guide — Thursday, 25 June 2026

After witnessing an argument between two motorists over an available space, Foggy hits on another get-rich-quick scheme - this time in the form of a car-parking scheme. Rural comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen

Hyacinth visits a stately home, where she naturally tries her hardest to meet the lord of the manor - only to be thwarted by the untimely arrival of Onslow and Daisy. Suburban comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes

On a dark and stormy night, Jonesy's van runs out of petrol and the platoon is forced to spend the night in a spooky deserted house, where the men's imaginations soon run wild. Vintage comedy first aired in 1973, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

As the crew struggle to make an improbable comeback from the dead, Lister embarks on an intergalactic quest for vindaloo. He eventually winds up in Dallas in 1963, where he accidentally pushes a gun-man out of a window, radically changing history. Craig Charles and Chris Barrie star

Rimmer's swashbuckling alter ego returns to the Starbug suffering from fatal injuries and asks his cowardly lookalike to replace him as guardian of the universe. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie, Craig Charles and Danny John-Jules

Lucy's first love reappears on the scene and asks her to star in a play he has written especially for her. But Lee refuses to take it lying down and decides to fight for his flatmate's attention. Lee Mack and Sally Bretton star, with a guest appearance by Simon Farnaby (Horrible Histories)

Lister meets old flame Kristine Kochanski thanks to a strange overlap of dimensions, which sends Kryten into a jealous rage and leaves him plotting her sudden disappearance. Comedy, starring Craig Charles, Robert Llewellyn and Chloe Annett

The ship's generator breaks down, sending the crew members into a blind panic as they try to locate the engine room. Their eventful journey along a labyrinth of ducts reveals a few surprises, and sees Lister get up to unusual antics on top of a crate of canned pilchards. Comedy, starring Craig Charles, Danny John-Jules and Robert Llewellyn

Richie and Eddie hear of a sure-fire way to make a lot of money on a horse race, but it isn't long before their plan lands them in trouble with the police, the local landlord and a one-legged Falklands veteran. Slapstick comedy, starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Agnes goes on a diet after her family's comments about her weight, but soon realises how difficult it will be to lay off the fish and chips. Cathy's new partner seems more interested in her mother when he visits the Brown household, and Rory has a professional dilemma after he discovers illegal drugs at work