U&Gold TV Guide — Saturday, 18 July 2026

Browse the full U&Gold TV guide for Saturday, 18 July 2026. 31 programmes listed , including 9 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 40m

Not Going Out

S4 · E1 · Drugs

Tim accidentally picks up a coat containing a pocket full of drugs

Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Tim Vine. Tim arrives home after a night out clubbing and realises he has picked up the wrong coat, one which contains a pocket full of drugs. After discovering the owner is Larry 'the Butcher' Stubbs, he enlists Lee's help to return the jacket without ending up in serious danger

00:40 30m

Men Behaving Badly

S1 · E6 · My Brilliant Career

Dermot loses his job

Dermot is sacked for dangling a customer by the ankles, while Gary, on the other hand, is offered a new post. However, he has difficulty breaking the news to George and Anthea. Laddish comedy, starring Harry Enfield and Martin Clunes

01:10 1h 55m

Bottom 2001: A*** Oddity Live

A stage show based on the comedy series

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star in a stage show based on the comedy series, in which toilet humour is rife as the duo find themselves stranded on a Pacific island

03:05 55m

Don't Wait Up

S5 · E3

Angela fears she and Toby may soon drift apart

Angela fears her holiday reconciliation with Toby may not survive their return to a daily domestic routine. Father-and-son comedy, starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton

04:00 2h

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Morning

06:00 1h 30m

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

07:30 30m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E1 · The Long Legs of the Law

Rodney falls for a policewoman

Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce

08:00 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E2 · Ashes to Ashes

Del tries to sell a pair of antique urns

Del gets the chance to sell off a couple of antique urns - the only problem being that one of them contains the ashes of Trigger's late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Lennard Pearce and Roger Lloyd Pack

08:40 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E3 · A Losing Streak

Del gets the gambling habit

Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce

09:20 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E4 · No Greater Love

Rodney finds a girlfriend

Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother - and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison

10:00 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E5 · The Yellow Peril

Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant

Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit, and the results are outstanding in more ways than one. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce

10:40 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E6 · It Never Rains

The Trotters go on holiday

Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad - a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce

11:20 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E7 · A Touch of Glass

Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business

After lending assistance to a wealthy woman in distress, Del seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve his social standing by launching his own chandelier-cleaning business. As part of the venture, he ropes a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into helping him. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

Daytime

12:00 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E1 · The Long Legs of the Law

Rodney falls for a policewoman

12:40 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E2 · Ashes to Ashes

Del tries to sell a pair of antique urns

13:20 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E3 · A Losing Streak

Del gets the gambling habit

14:00 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E4 · No Greater Love

Rodney finds a girlfriend

14:40 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E5 · The Yellow Peril

Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant

15:20 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E6 · It Never Rains

The Trotters go on holiday

Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad - a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce

16:00 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E7 · A Touch of Glass

Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business

16:40 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E1 · The Long Legs of the Law

Rodney falls for a policewoman

17:20 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E2 · Ashes to Ashes

Del tries to sell a pair of antique urns

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E3 · A Losing Streak

Del gets the gambling habit

18:40 40m

Red Dwarf

S7 · E7 · Epideme

Lister is impregnated with an intelligent virus

Lister is impregnated with an intelligent but potentially fatal virus. Undaunted by the grim prognosis, he tries to sweet-talk it into letting him live. Comedy, starring Craig Charles and Danny John-Jules

19:20 40m

Red Dwarf

S7 · E8 · Nanarchy

The crew searches for nanobots in a laundry hamper to restore Lister to his pre-viral state

The crew searches for nanobots in a laundry hamper to restore Lister to his pre-viral state. What they find is the answer to who stole their spaceship, Red Dwarf, and why. Sci-fi comedy series, starring Craig Charles, Danny John-Jules and Robert Llewellyn

20:00 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E4 · No Greater Love

Rodney finds a girlfriend

20:40 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E5 · The Yellow Peril

Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant

21:20 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E6 · It Never Rains

The Trotters go on holiday

Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad - a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce

22:00 40m

Only Fools and Horses

S2 · E7 · A Touch of Glass

Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business

22:40 40m

Red Dwarf

S7 · E7 · Epideme

Lister is impregnated with an intelligent virus

23:20 40m

Red Dwarf

S7 · E8 · Nanarchy

The crew searches for nanobots in a laundry hamper to restore Lister to his pre-viral state

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