Browse the full U&Gold TV guide for today. 23 programmes listed , including 4 tonight. UK listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.
Early Morning
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00:20 40m
The Fast Show
S3 · E7 · Which Was NiceRon Manager meets a female commentatorRon Manager has a bewildering encounter with a female commentator, while the 13th Duke of Wybourne visits a farm, Channel 9 demonstrates the delights of English cooking and deaf stuntman Chip Cobb goes out in a blaze of glory -
01:00 40m
Mrs Brown's Boys
S3 · E1 · Mammy's SpellAgnes falls under a hypnotist's spellA hypnotist is booked to provide the entertainment at the triplets' baptism - and Agnes soon finds herself under his spell. Meanwhile, the matriarch's kitchen is falling apart - but that turns out to be the least of her problems when son Mark delivers some heartbreaking news. Hit comedy, starring Brendan O'Carroll as the foul-mouthed mother-of-six -
01:40 45m
Keeping Up Appearances
S3 · E3 · Violet's Country CottageHyacinth and Richard take over a country cottageHyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for a couple of days, with unexpected results. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift -
02:25 35m
The Good Life
S3 · E3 · A Tug of the ForelockTom invents a means of transportTom converts the rotary cultivator into a means of transport, while the Leadbetters offer the self-sufficient couple a way of earning money. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal -
03:00 30m
Black Ops
S1 · E6Kirsty divulges some classified informationIn a bid to acquire help Dom and Kay meet up with Kirsty, who divulges some classified information - if only to stop Dom shouting at her running club - but crucially tells them she cannot help. Back on the estate, the pair are forced to deal with the consequences of their drug-dealing activities - at which point Dom receives a call from Celia Herrington, offering them freedom from the gang in return for the dossier. Comedy thriller, starring Gbemisola Ikumelo and Hammed Animashaun, with Zoe Wanamaker -
03:30 30m
The Fast Show
S3 · E7 · Which Was NiceRon Manager meets a female commentatorRon Manager has a bewildering encounter with a female commentator, while the 13th Duke of Wybourne visits a farm, Channel 9 demonstrates the delights of English cooking and deaf stuntman Chip Cobb goes out in a blaze of glory -
04:00 2h
Morning
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06:00 1h
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07:00 45m
Hi-de-Hi!
S5 · E2 · Save Our HeritageJoe Maplin's plans for expansion cause chaosJoe Maplin's plans for expansion cause chaos with the Yellowcoats when an old cottage is scheduled for demolition. Comedy, starring Paul Shane -
07:45 35m
Only Fools and Horses
S1 · E3 · Cash and CurryDel discovers a statue of a Hindu godDel gets his hands on a statue of a Hindu god - which plunges him into the middle of an age-old feud between rival families. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce -
08:20 40m
Only Fools and Horses
S3 · E4 · Yesterday Never ComesDel falls for a glamorous antiques dealerDel falls for a glamorous antiques dealer who comes to view an old cabinet described as a 'Queen Anne' original - but the feeling is not necessarily mutual. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst -
09:00 1h 40m
Only Fools and Horses
S9 · E2 · Strangers on the ShoreChristmas special from 2002. The Trotters go to FranceAfter a taste of the high life, Del-Boy and Rodney are back in Nelson Mandela House and back in business as Trotters Independent Traders. When they receive an invitation to a cross-Channel Navy reunion intended for dear-departed Uncle Albert, Del spies the opportunity to make a few quid on a booze cruise. The only problem is, Rodney is now the company's managing director and would never approve. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, John Challis and Tessa Peake-Jones star in the 2002 Christmas special -
10:40 1h 40m
Only Fools and Horses
S9 · E3 · Sleepless in PeckhamChristmas special from 2003. The Trotters desperately need moneyChristmas special from 2003. As Rodney and Cassandra prepare for the arrival of their own little plonker, the Trotter brothers must raise the money they need to pay back the Inland Revenue or risk losing their cherished flat in Nelson Mandela House - but an old photo soon takes the plot into much darker territory. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Tessa Peake-Jones, Gwyneth Strong and John Challis star in the last-ever episode
Daytime
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12:20 45m
Only Fools and Horses
S1 · E7 · Christmas CrackersDel and Rodney have a festive night outIt's Christmas, a time of goodwill and cheer, but Del and Rodney are so sick of Grandad's cooking and TV circuses that they put on their glad rags and have a festive night out at the Monte Carlo Club. However, an argument over the best romantic technique makes the pair forget their intentions, and the objects of their affections are whisked away from under their noses. Festive edition of the comedy from 1981, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce -
13:05 1h 20m
Only Fools and Horses
S8 · E3 · Time on Our HandsThe Trotters finally strike goldRaquel invites her estranged parents around for dinner, and Del-Boy is keen to make an impression - but a mix-up with the gravy boat puts a damper on proceedings. However, things soon take a turn for the better when Del's 'father-in-law' finds an old watch among the Trotters' junk, which he claims could net them a pretty packet at auction. But nothing can quite prepare them for the shock they have in store. The final part of the Christmas 1996 trilogy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst -
14:25 40m
Only Fools and Horses
S1 · E3 · Cash and CurryDel discovers a statue of a Hindu godDel gets his hands on a statue of a Hindu god - which plunges him into the middle of an age-old feud between rival families. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce -
15:05 45m
Only Fools and Horses
S1 · E7 · Christmas CrackersDel and Rodney have a festive night outIt's Christmas, a time of goodwill and cheer, but Del and Rodney are so sick of Grandad's cooking and TV circuses that they put on their glad rags and have a festive night out at the Monte Carlo Club. However, an argument over the best romantic technique makes the pair forget their intentions, and the objects of their affections are whisked away from under their noses. Festive edition of the comedy from 1981, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce -
15:50 1h 40m
Only Fools and Horses
S9 · E2 · Strangers on the ShoreChristmas special from 2002. The Trotters go to FranceAfter a taste of the high life, Del-Boy and Rodney are back in Nelson Mandela House and back in business as Trotters Independent Traders. When they receive an invitation to a cross-Channel Navy reunion intended for dear-departed Uncle Albert, Del spies the opportunity to make a few quid on a booze cruise. The only problem is, Rodney is now the company's managing director and would never approve. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, John Challis and Tessa Peake-Jones star in the 2002 Christmas special -
17:30 1h 40m
Only Fools and Horses
S9 · E3 · Sleepless in PeckhamChristmas special from 2003. The Trotters desperately need moneyChristmas special from 2003. As Rodney and Cassandra prepare for the arrival of their own little plonker, the Trotter brothers must raise the money they need to pay back the Inland Revenue or risk losing their cherished flat in Nelson Mandela House - but an old photo soon takes the plot into much darker territory. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Tessa Peake-Jones, Gwyneth Strong and John Challis star in the last-ever episode
Tonight's Highlights
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19:10 45m
Only Fools and Horses
S1 · E7 · Christmas CrackersDel and Rodney have a festive night outIt's Christmas, a time of goodwill and cheer, but Del and Rodney are so sick of Grandad's cooking and TV circuses that they put on their glad rags and have a festive night out at the Monte Carlo Club. However, an argument over the best romantic technique makes the pair forget their intentions, and the objects of their affections are whisked away from under their noses. Festive edition of the comedy from 1981, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce -
19:55 1h 20m
Only Fools and Horses
S8 · E3 · Time on Our HandsThe Trotters finally strike goldRaquel invites her estranged parents around for dinner, and Del-Boy is keen to make an impression - but a mix-up with the gravy boat puts a damper on proceedings. However, things soon take a turn for the better when Del's 'father-in-law' finds an old watch among the Trotters' junk, which he claims could net them a pretty packet at auction. But nothing can quite prepare them for the shock they have in store. The final part of the Christmas 1996 trilogy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst -
21:15 1h 40m
Only Fools and Horses
S9 · E2 · Strangers on the ShoreChristmas special from 2002. The Trotters go to FranceAfter a taste of the high life, Del-Boy and Rodney are back in Nelson Mandela House and back in business as Trotters Independent Traders. When they receive an invitation to a cross-Channel Navy reunion intended for dear-departed Uncle Albert, Del spies the opportunity to make a few quid on a booze cruise. The only problem is, Rodney is now the company's managing director and would never approve. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, John Challis and Tessa Peake-Jones star in the 2002 Christmas special -
22:55 1h 40m
Only Fools and Horses
S9 · E3 · Sleepless in PeckhamChristmas special from 2003. The Trotters desperately need moneyChristmas special from 2003. As Rodney and Cassandra prepare for the arrival of their own little plonker, the Trotter brothers must raise the money they need to pay back the Inland Revenue or risk losing their cherished flat in Nelson Mandela House - but an old photo soon takes the plot into much darker territory. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Tessa Peake-Jones, Gwyneth Strong and John Challis star in the last-ever episode