TV Guide U&Gold Saturday

Animation looking at the impact the Wise Owl public information films from the 1970s had on young people, told through the eyes of Ronnie, who has spent his entire life trying to do the right thing. Starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith

Dr Jasper Parkway has booked an overnight stay in a reputedly haunted church on Christmas Eve. However, he is joined by unwanted guests. Comedy drama, written by and starring Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton, with Shobna Gulati and Simon Callow

East End villains Harry and Annie Blackwood were rotten to the core and did some truly horrible things when they were alive. Now, their sons want to discover the truth about them. What secrets did they take to their grave? Comedy drama, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Anita Dobson and Phil Daniels

Granville tries to sell some damaged tins of chilli beans and prove the erotic power of salami, but finds himself confronted with a customer's unhappy husband. Cyril and Eric seek advice on how to impress their wives, while Mrs Featherstone's efforts to secure Mr Newbold as a fourth husband suffer a setback

Arkwright decides to make his own product, unhappy at the amount of profit lost to middlemen, and instructs Granville to come up with a suitable idea for something that is in daily demand, yet cheap and simple to make. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason

The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so eternal optimist Del-Boy becomes her saviour, aiming to earn himself some money into the bargain by making Marlene and Boycie's dreams come true. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield and John Challis

A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a money-making scheme to help a hospice under threat of closure. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield

For once, Del-Boy is an innocent victim when a routine trip to the supermarket turns into a tense night as an inept robber holds the Trotters hostage, along with the manager and security guard. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Vas Blackwood

Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same woman - and Del's efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

Rodney and Mickey Pearce are commissioned to make a community film, but Del-Boy soon gets in on the act, offering a role to anyone who wants one - provided they pay for the privilege

An old friend returns from Australia flushed with success and offers Del a share in his business empire Down Under. Although the prospect is tempting, it would mean leaving Nelson Mandela House and younger brother Rodney behind. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so eternal optimist Del-Boy becomes her saviour, aiming to earn himself some money into the bargain by making Marlene and Boycie's dreams come true. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield and John Challis

A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a money-making scheme to help a hospice under threat of closure. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield

For once, Del-Boy is an innocent victim when a routine trip to the supermarket turns into a tense night as an inept robber holds the Trotters hostage, along with the manager and security guard. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Vas Blackwood

Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same woman - and Del's efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

Rodney and Mickey Pearce are commissioned to make a community film, but Del-Boy soon gets in on the act, offering a role to anyone who wants one - provided they pay for the privilege

An old friend returns from Australia flushed with success and offers Del a share in his business empire Down Under. Although the prospect is tempting, it would mean leaving Nelson Mandela House and younger brother Rodney behind. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so eternal optimist Del-Boy becomes her saviour, aiming to earn himself some money into the bargain by making Marlene and Boycie's dreams come true. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield and John Challis

A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a money-making scheme to help a hospice under threat of closure. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield

Alan fears a visit from the Inland Revenue may be imminent, while Sonja discovers he has lied about his close ties with rock star Bono. Steve Coogan and Amelia Bullmore star

Poor sales see Alan's book, Bouncing Back, scheduled to be pulped. However, he is somewhat consoled by his new house being finally completed. After offending a guest on a religious radio programme, he manages to upset other religiously minded guests at Lynn's baptism ceremony. Steve Coogan stars

East End villains Harry and Annie Blackwood were rotten to the core and did some truly horrible things when they were alive. Now, their sons want to discover the truth about them. What secrets did they take to their grave? Comedy drama, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Anita Dobson and Phil Daniels

Gareth is definitely going to be working from home today, in case anything unlucky happens, because it just happens to be Friday the 13th. Comedy drama written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Amanda Abbington and Samantha Spiro

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky's about to find out. Will she finally meet her perfect match, or will Vicky be talking to the Lonely Hearts Killer? Dark comedy written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Claire Rushbrook, Mathew Horne, Frances Barber and Asim Chaudhry

Return of the comedy about a classically trained actor living in Soho, starring Matt Berry. Steven is intrigued to learn Ed is entering a celebrities and prostitutes blow-football tournament and soon becomes obsessed with taking part and winning the competition himself. When his first choice, Mrs Purchase, declines his invitation to partner him, Toast turns to legendary escort Wendy Nook. With Robert Bathurst, Tracy-Ann Oberman and Louise Jameson