TV Guide U&Gold Tuesday

The wedding is put at risk after Denise kicks up a stink and accuses Dave of a heinous crime - flirting with Beverley Macca. As far as she's concerned, the wedding is off. After a talk with parents Jim and Barbara, Denise softens her stance and the family seeks an appropriate way to celebrate the pair's reconciliation. Comedy written by and starring Caroline Aherne and Craig Cash, with Ricky Tomlinson and Sue Johnston

Lee imagines having the perfect life with Lucy, but the reality may not be good enough to match up to his dreams. Comedy, guest starring Bobby Ball, with Lee Mack, Tim Vine, Sally Bretton and Katy Wix

The Ultron Council ask George to compile a report on humanity, but his mind-reading powers reveal acts of deception and wicked behaviour, leaving him in a state of despair. His sense of honesty compels him to write a damning critique - until Janet makes him snap out of it with a well-deserved tongue-lashing. Comedy, starring Ardal O'Hanlon, Emily Joyce and Tim Wylton

Richard has an accident and Hyacinth decides to buy a small country retreat - but her plans go awry in a most unexpected fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Wesley adapts a ride-on lawnmower for the purpose of cleaning windows. Nora Batty pays a visit to someone unknown, so an uneasy Compo enlists the aid of Wesley's invention to declare his love for her. Bill Owen and Kathy Staff star

Suspicious about the validity of Foggy's war stories, Compo and Clegg use an old school challenge to establish the truth. Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen star

The department store staff complain when they are expected to attend a sales conference outside working hours. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and Trevor Bannister. First shown in 1973

The crew prepares for the millennium dinner at the Old Brewery and it is a race against time to get things organised. Tony makes a discovery on the fire escape that puts a damper on the festivities

Marina wants to deliver a giant cuddly panda as her birthday present to lover Howard, so ropes in the reluctant trio to help. Comedy, featuring a guest appearance by comedian Jim Bowen and starring Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde and Bill Owen

Desperate to earn some cash, Compo reveals a musical talent after being endorsed by several artists in the area and sets out as a one-man band. Comedy, starring Bill Owen, Brian Wilde and Peter Sallis

The Ultron Council ask George to compile a report on humanity, but his mind-reading powers reveal acts of deception and wicked behaviour, leaving him in a state of despair. His sense of honesty compels him to write a damning critique - until Janet makes him snap out of it with a well-deserved tongue-lashing. Comedy, starring Ardal O'Hanlon, Emily Joyce and Tim Wylton

Richard has an accident and Hyacinth decides to buy a small country retreat - but her plans go awry in a most unexpected fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Pike tempts fate by taking his girlfriend Sylvia out to the cinema in Mainwaring's new staff car - which promptly breaks down, leaving them stranded miles from anywhere. Classic comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender

The crew prepares for the millennium dinner at the Old Brewery and it is a race against time to get things organised. Tony makes a discovery on the fire escape that puts a damper on the festivities

The Ultron Council ask George to compile a report on humanity, but his mind-reading powers reveal acts of deception and wicked behaviour, leaving him in a state of despair. His sense of honesty compels him to write a damning critique - until Janet makes him snap out of it with a well-deserved tongue-lashing. Comedy, starring Ardal O'Hanlon, Emily Joyce and Tim Wylton

Richard has an accident and Hyacinth decides to buy a small country retreat - but her plans go awry in a most unexpected fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Marina wants to deliver a giant cuddly panda as her birthday present to lover Howard, so ropes in the reluctant trio to help. Comedy, featuring a guest appearance by comedian Jim Bowen and starring Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde and Bill Owen

Desperate to earn some cash, Compo reveals a musical talent after being endorsed by several artists in the area and sets out as a one-man band. Comedy, starring Bill Owen, Brian Wilde and Peter Sallis

A funeral for a pet bird inspires Geraldine to transform the church into an ark and hold a special service for the animals of the village - but David is far from impressed by her stunt. Comedy, starring Dawn French and Gary Waldhorn

More expertly crafted comedy sketches from Harry Enfield and colleagues-in-mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke, featuring the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager

Denise is a bag of nerves as her wedding day finally arrives, while Jim is practising his speech and Antony is being teased about his new haircut. Alone in the house after the others have left for the church, Jim is uncharacteristically tender in soothing Denise's nerves

Lee is looking forward to a lazy weekend when his dad turns up on the doorstep, looking for somewhere to stay having just come out of hospital - and in need of someone to care for him. Bobby Ball guest stars, with Lee Mack and Sally Bretton