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Kevin the Teenager falls ill and Tim Nice-But-Dim meets a kindred spirit in Dick Nice-But-Thick. Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke

Denise and Dave share the happy news that they are expecting their first baby. Denise has even given up smoking, while Nana says to phone back after Coronation Street. Jim is not short of advice on his 'hands-off' approach to childcare, Barbara is in a panic about having to learn to knit and celebrations are already being planned down their local pub

The villagers set up a radio station to mark the 650th anniversary of St Barnabus's Church. While Alice tries to impress her future father-in-law, Frank makes a startling admission on his show

The villagers set up a radio station to mark the 650th anniversary of St Barnabus's Church. While Alice tries to impress her future father-in-law, Frank makes a startling admission on his show

George stands for mayor, vowing to fix Stanley and Ella's faulty street lamp if elected, but his opponent Piers treats him as a joke candidate with no chance of winning. A unanimous victory follows for the superhero when the voters respond to his refreshingly honest approach

Hyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club's VIP at the railway station - but the assignment proves more difficult than imagined. Nigel Davenport guest stars

Foggy finds an interest in camcorders, much to the annoyance of some country ramblers. When later playing his footage back on Pearl's video machine, it becomes apparent the lens has inadvertently caught her and Howard in a compromising situation. Brian Wilde stars

When Auntie Wainwright forces a gigantic tractor wheel on the trio, Foggy decides to craft a vehicle out of it. However, in doing so he manages to prove that the invention of the wheel might not have been such a good idea after all. Bill Owen, Peter Sallis and Brian Wilde star

A glamorous perfume saleswoman arrives on the shop floor, prompting a disgruntled Mrs Slocombe to plot the newcomer's downfall. Comedy, guest starring Joanna Lumley

Bren frets over the implementation of a new DIY table-clearing initiative, but it is the least of her worries as a lack of funds looks set to thwart her plans with Tony. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Andrew Dunn

Auntie Wainwright gives the boys a gas grill, but they have difficulty working out how the pressure valve works, bringing an explosive touch to their barbecue. Howard is busy making improvements on his love-nest, but whether it will ignite Marina's passions or just inflame her remains to be seen. Peter Sallis, Bill Owen, Brian Wilde and Robert Fyfe star

George stands for mayor, vowing to fix Stanley and Ella's faulty street lamp if elected, but his opponent Piers treats him as a joke candidate with no chance of winning. A unanimous victory follows for the superhero when the voters respond to his refreshingly honest approach

Hyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club's VIP at the railway station - but the assignment proves more difficult than imagined. Nigel Davenport guest stars

Doctor McCeavedy accidentally discovers that Frazer keeps a hoard of gold sovereigns in his home and Mainwaring tries to persuade the undertaker that his life savings would be better kept in a safer place - namely his bank. Vintage comedy, with Arthur Lowe and John Laurie. First shown in 1977

Bren frets over the implementation of a new DIY table-clearing initiative, but it is the least of her worries as a lack of funds looks set to thwart her plans with Tony. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Andrew Dunn

George stands for mayor, vowing to fix Stanley and Ella's faulty street lamp if elected, but his opponent Piers treats him as a joke candidate with no chance of winning. A unanimous victory follows for the superhero when the voters respond to his refreshingly honest approach

Hyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club's VIP at the railway station - but the assignment proves more difficult than imagined. Nigel Davenport guest stars

Auntie Wainwright gives the boys a gas grill, but they have difficulty working out how the pressure valve works, bringing an explosive touch to their barbecue. Howard is busy making improvements on his love-nest, but whether it will ignite Marina's passions or just inflame her remains to be seen. Peter Sallis, Bill Owen, Brian Wilde and Robert Fyfe star