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02:20

S01E03

The Terminator invades a period drama
Martin Clunes stars in the period drama version of The Terminator and Mr Cholmondeley-Warner presents a few handy hints on self defence. Elsewhere, the Scousers plan to rob a building society
02:55

S04E03

Toby decides to move out of the hotel
Toby resolves to move out of the Royal Hotel, but the decision places a further strain on his already fraught relationship with Tom. Father-and-son comedy, starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton
03:25

S03E07

Bryan welcomes his mail-order bride
Bryan welcomes his mail-order bride into his life - and his caravan - but there isn't enough room for her family as well. Llewellyn's student helpers disappear, so he hatches a plan to appropriate Boycie's staff and the new arrivals in one fell swoop. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
04:00

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
06:00

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:20

S04E04

Tom tries to reunite his mother and father
07:50

S03E06

Godber gets into a fight
Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
08:30

S04E01

Marlene throws Boycie out of the house
Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house. With the hotel booked up and his car in a pond, Boycie's only option is to sleep on Bryan's caravan floor. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness
09:10

S09E05

The gang visits 10 Downing Street
The gang visits 10 Downing Street to campaign against a Japanese takeover - and Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman
09:50

S25E04

Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood
Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood's birthday by proudly wearing a green suit, and gullible Barry pays tribute in his own way - much to the amusement of everyone else. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Keith Clifford and Mike Grady star
10:30

S25E05

Barry is caught acting suspiciously
Truly jumps to the conclusion that Barry is up to no good after he is spotted acting suspiciously, but his real motive for being in the woods with a suitcase is unfathomable. Long-running comedy, staring Mike Grady, Frank Thornton and Peter Sallis
11:10

S05E13

A German pilot is trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute
Mainwaring is elated to find a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute - but first the platoon has to get him down. David Croft and Jimmy Perry's classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
11:50

S03E06

Godber gets into a fight
Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
12:30

S02E03

Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet, the director of the local amateur operatic society, with her singing talents. But fate intervenes and the event does not go as expected. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and David Griffin
13:10

S04E01

Marlene throws Boycie out of the house
Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house. With the hotel booked up and his car in a pond, Boycie's only option is to sleep on Bryan's caravan floor. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness
13:50

S05E13

A German pilot is trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute
Mainwaring is elated to find a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute - but first the platoon has to get him down. David Croft and Jimmy Perry's classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
14:30

S02E03

Jeffrey hosts a music recital
When Spike's sing-along routines are considered to have failed, Jeffrey treats the campers to a classical music recital using his collection of gramophone records. However, it's left to Ted to give the campers what they really want without hurting the entertainment manager's feelings. Classic comedy, starring Simon Cadell
15:10

S09E05

The gang visits 10 Downing Street
The gang visits 10 Downing Street to campaign against a Japanese takeover - and Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman
15:50

S03E06

Godber gets into a fight
Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
16:25

S05E13

A German pilot is trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute
Mainwaring is elated to find a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute - but first the platoon has to get him down. David Croft and Jimmy Perry's classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
17:00

S25E04

Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood
Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood's birthday by proudly wearing a green suit, and gullible Barry pays tribute in his own way - much to the amusement of everyone else. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Keith Clifford and Mike Grady star
17:40

S25E05

Barry is caught acting suspiciously
Truly jumps to the conclusion that Barry is up to no good after he is spotted acting suspiciously, but his real motive for being in the woods with a suitcase is unfathomable. Long-running comedy, staring Mike Grady, Frank Thornton and Peter Sallis

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18:20

S02E03

Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet, the director of the local amateur operatic society, with her singing talents. But fate intervenes and the event does not go as expected. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and David Griffin
19:00

S03E06

Godber gets into a fight
Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
19:40

S06E01

The platoon guards a captured German U-boat crew
Mainwaring seizes the chance to make a real contribution to the war effort when his platoon is ordered to guard a captured German U-boat crew until they can be transferred to a PoW camp. Classic comedy first aired in 1973, guest starring Philip Madoc, with Arthur Lowe, Clive Dunn and Ian Lavender
20:20

S09E05

The gang visits 10 Downing Street
The gang visits 10 Downing Street to campaign against a Japanese takeover - and Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman
21:00

S01E04

Eddie and Richie run into bad luck
After inheriting £600 the duo head off for a night at the fair. Richie's wallet is stolen, but that proves to be the least of his problems as a fortune teller declares that he is going to die in three nights' time. Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star
21:35

S02E03

The bachelors have a run-in with a burglar
Richie and Eddie's nocturnal peace is disturbed by a violent encounter with a burglar - resulting in the intruder's sack of loot falling into their sticky hands. Paul Bradley guests, with Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
22:15

S06E04

Tony is forced to hide in a water tank
Tony's incessant witticisms during an episode of Star Trek provoke a plot to humiliate him, which ends up forcing him to hide out in the water tank in the loft. Comedy, starring Neil Morrissey and Martin Clunes
22:55

S01E02

With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes
Comedy sketches with the popular funnyman, featuring Kevin and Perry, Wayne and Waynetta Slob and the Self-Righteous Brothers. With special guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes
23:35

S01E04

Eddie and Richie run into bad luck
After inheriting £600 the duo head off for a night at the fair. Richie's wallet is stolen, but that proves to be the least of his problems as a fortune teller declares that he is going to die in three nights' time. Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star
00:15

S02E03

The bachelors have a run-in with a burglar
Richie and Eddie's nocturnal peace is disturbed by a violent encounter with a burglar - resulting in the intruder's sack of loot falling into their sticky hands. Paul Bradley guests, with Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
00:55

S06E04

Tony is forced to hide in a water tank
Tony's incessant witticisms during an episode of Star Trek provoke a plot to humiliate him, which ends up forcing him to hide out in the water tank in the loft. Comedy, starring Neil Morrissey and Martin Clunes
01:35

S02E03

Jeffrey hosts a music recital
When Spike's sing-along routines are considered to have failed, Jeffrey treats the campers to a classical music recital using his collection of gramophone records. However, it's left to Ted to give the campers what they really want without hurting the entertainment manager's feelings. Classic comedy, starring Simon Cadell
02:25

S01E02

With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes
Comedy sketches with the popular funnyman, featuring Kevin and Perry, Wayne and Waynetta Slob and the Self-Righteous Brothers. With special guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes
02:55

S04E04

Tom tries to reunite his mother and father
03:25

S04E01

Marlene throws Boycie out of the house
Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house. With the hotel booked up and his car in a pond, Boycie's only option is to sleep on Bryan's caravan floor. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness
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