TV Guide U&Gold Thursday

Martin Clunes stars in the period drama version of The Terminator and Mr Cholmondeley-Warner presents a few handy hints on self defence. Elsewhere, the Scousers plan to rob a building society

Toby resolves to move out of the Royal Hotel, but the decision places a further strain on his already fraught relationship with Tom. Father-and-son comedy, starring Nigel Havers and Tony Britton

Bryan welcomes his mail-order bride into his life - and his caravan - but there isn't enough room for her family as well. Llewellyn's student helpers disappear, so he hatches a plan to appropriate Boycie's staff and the new arrivals in one fell swoop. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house. With the hotel booked up and his car in a pond, Boycie's only option is to sleep on Bryan's caravan floor. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

The gang visits 10 Downing Street to campaign against a Japanese takeover - and Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman

Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood's birthday by proudly wearing a green suit, and gullible Barry pays tribute in his own way - much to the amusement of everyone else. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Keith Clifford and Mike Grady star

Truly jumps to the conclusion that Barry is up to no good after he is spotted acting suspiciously, but his real motive for being in the woods with a suitcase is unfathomable. Long-running comedy, staring Mike Grady, Frank Thornton and Peter Sallis

Mainwaring is elated to find a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute - but first the platoon has to get him down. David Croft and Jimmy Perry's classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet, the director of the local amateur operatic society, with her singing talents. But fate intervenes and the event does not go as expected. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and David Griffin

Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house. With the hotel booked up and his car in a pond, Boycie's only option is to sleep on Bryan's caravan floor. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

Mainwaring is elated to find a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute - but first the platoon has to get him down. David Croft and Jimmy Perry's classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

When Spike's sing-along routines are considered to have failed, Jeffrey treats the campers to a classical music recital using his collection of gramophone records. However, it's left to Ted to give the campers what they really want without hurting the entertainment manager's feelings. Classic comedy, starring Simon Cadell

The gang visits 10 Downing Street to campaign against a Japanese takeover - and Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman

Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Mainwaring is elated to find a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute - but first the platoon has to get him down. David Croft and Jimmy Perry's classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood's birthday by proudly wearing a green suit, and gullible Barry pays tribute in his own way - much to the amusement of everyone else. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Keith Clifford and Mike Grady star

Truly jumps to the conclusion that Barry is up to no good after he is spotted acting suspiciously, but his real motive for being in the woods with a suitcase is unfathomable. Long-running comedy, staring Mike Grady, Frank Thornton and Peter Sallis

Richie and Eddie's nocturnal peace is disturbed by a violent encounter with a burglar - resulting in the intruder's sack of loot falling into their sticky hands. Paul Bradley guests, with Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall

Tony's incessant witticisms during an episode of Star Trek provoke a plot to humiliate him, which ends up forcing him to hide out in the water tank in the loft. Comedy, starring Neil Morrissey and Martin Clunes

When Spike's sing-along routines are considered to have failed, Jeffrey treats the campers to a classical music recital using his collection of gramophone records. However, it's left to Ted to give the campers what they really want without hurting the entertainment manager's feelings. Classic comedy, starring Simon Cadell

Comedy sketches with the popular funnyman, featuring Kevin and Perry, Wayne and Waynetta Slob and the Self-Righteous Brothers. With special guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes

Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house. With the hotel booked up and his car in a pond, Boycie's only option is to sleep on Bryan's caravan floor. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness