TV Guide U&Gold Saturday

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky's about to find out. Will she finally meet her perfect match, or will Vicky be talking to the Lonely Hearts Killer? Dark comedy written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Claire Rushbrook, Mathew Horne, Frances Barber and Asim Chaudhry

Boycie secretly buys a load of artificial fertiliser to help his supposedly organic crops - but is seen unloading it by a neighbour, who promptly phones the Agricultural Office to complain about his behaviour. Starring John Challis

The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so eternal optimist Del-Boy becomes her saviour, aiming to earn himself some money into the bargain by making Marlene and Boycie's dreams come true. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield and John Challis

A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a money-making scheme to help a hospice under threat of closure. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield

For once, Del-Boy is an innocent victim when a routine trip to the supermarket turns into a tense night as an inept robber holds the Trotters hostage, along with the manager and security guard. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Vas Blackwood

Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same woman - and Del's efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

Rodney and Mickey Pearce are commissioned to make a community film, but Del-Boy soon gets in on the act, offering a role to anyone who wants one - provided they pay for the privilege

An old friend returns from Australia flushed with success and offers Del a share in his business empire Down Under. Although the prospect is tempting, it would mean leaving Nelson Mandela House and younger brother Rodney behind. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so eternal optimist Del-Boy becomes her saviour, aiming to earn himself some money into the bargain by making Marlene and Boycie's dreams come true. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield and John Challis

A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a money-making scheme to help a hospice under threat of closure. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield

For once, Del-Boy is an innocent victim when a routine trip to the supermarket turns into a tense night as an inept robber holds the Trotters hostage, along with the manager and security guard. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Vas Blackwood

Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same woman - and Del's efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

Rodney and Mickey Pearce are commissioned to make a community film, but Del-Boy soon gets in on the act, offering a role to anyone who wants one - provided they pay for the privilege

An old friend returns from Australia flushed with success and offers Del a share in his business empire Down Under. Although the prospect is tempting, it would mean leaving Nelson Mandela House and younger brother Rodney behind. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

After a taste of the high life, Del-Boy and Rodney are back in Nelson Mandela House and back in business as Trotters Independent Traders. When they receive an invitation to a cross-Channel Navy reunion intended for dear-departed Uncle Albert, Del spies the opportunity to make a few quid on a booze cruise. The only problem is, Rodney is now the company's managing director and would never approve. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, John Challis and Tessa Peake-Jones star in the 2002 Christmas special

The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so eternal optimist Del-Boy becomes her saviour, aiming to earn himself some money into the bargain by making Marlene and Boycie's dreams come true. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield and John Challis

A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a money-making scheme to help a hospice under threat of closure. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield

Gareth is definitely going to be working from home today, in case anything unlucky happens, because it just happens to be Friday the 13th. Comedy drama written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Amanda Abbington and Samantha Spiro

Featuring another episode of soap spoof Acorn Antiques and a performance of classic song Let's Do It. Comedy first broadcast in 1986, written by and starring Victoria Wood, with Julie Walters, Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston and Susie Blake

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky's about to find out. Will she finally meet her perfect match, or will Vicky be talking to the Lonely Hearts Killer? Dark comedy written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Claire Rushbrook, Mathew Horne, Frances Barber and Asim Chaudhry

Three pairs compete for a big cash prize in a new general knowledge quiz hosted by Lee Mack. But the tension proves too much for one of the contestants. Black comedy, written by Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton

Joe and Chas have been together for nine years, a long time to be truly in love with someone. But how long does it take to properly say goodbye? Darkly comic tale, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with a guest appearance from Sheila Reid