TV Guide U&Gold Monday

Richie prepares for his birthday celebration - but suffers an accident while putting up the decorations and breaks his leg. Only Eddie's mates Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog show up at the party and it dawns on Richie that he has no real friends. Anarchic comedy, starring Rik Mayell and Adrian Edmondson

Geraldine's hopes of romance are fuelled by a visit from David's handsome brother, while the Hortons return from honeymoon with a souvenir they had not bargained for - Alice is pregnant. The only problem is, she doesn't know it yet. Clerical comedy, starring Dawn French and Emma Chambers. From Christmas Eve 1999

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates, stretching honour among thieves to the limit. Vintage comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Boycie senses an opportunity to get himself knighted when Marlene becomes heavily involved in charity work. Enlisting the help of their staff, Marlene tries to make it happen using her contacts, but achieving her husband's dream turns out to be harder than expected. Comedy, starring John Challis

The staff at Grace Brothers are up in arms when it is decided that those who have reached a certain age are to be made redundant - leaving Mrs Slocombe facing the sack. They are far from appeased when they meet her successor. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden

Barry and Glenda get a shock when a man they foolishly exchanged addresses with on holiday turns up on their doorstep. To make a strained situation worse, it appears their guest has an unusual hobby

Alvin tries to persuade Nora Batty to go for a ride in his sidecar, but she's having none of it. When she relates the story of her long-standing feud with Audrey Craig - who had the audacity to laugh at her hat during a wedding many years ago - it becomes clear the broom-brandishing battleaxe is not one to be messed with

Jeffrey has one too many to drink, and has to be escorted back to his chalet by Gladys. However, Barry and Yvonne witness the spectacle and conclude the two are enjoying an illicit relationship. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell and Ruth Madoc

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates, stretching honour among thieves to the limit. Vintage comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Hyacinth is thrown into dismay when her beloved father goes to the register office to be married, and things go from bad to worse when her neighbour Emmett comes face to face with her uncouth relatives, Daisy, Onslow and Rose

Boycie senses an opportunity to get himself knighted when Marlene becomes heavily involved in charity work. Enlisting the help of their staff, Marlene tries to make it happen using her contacts, but achieving her husband's dream turns out to be harder than expected. Comedy, starring John Challis

Captain Mainwaring and the platoon are asked to provide a guard of honour for a royal train carrying George VI that is passing through Walmington-on-Sea, but another locomotive confounds their plans. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1973, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Jeffrey has one too many to drink, and has to be escorted back to his chalet by Gladys. However, Barry and Yvonne witness the spectacle and conclude the two are enjoying an illicit relationship. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell and Ruth Madoc

The staff at Grace Brothers are up in arms when it is decided that those who have reached a certain age are to be made redundant - leaving Mrs Slocombe facing the sack. They are far from appeased when they meet her successor. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates, stretching honour among thieves to the limit. Vintage comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Captain Mainwaring and the platoon are asked to provide a guard of honour for a royal train carrying George VI that is passing through Walmington-on-Sea, but another locomotive confounds their plans. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1973, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Barry and Glenda get a shock when a man they foolishly exchanged addresses with on holiday turns up on their doorstep. To make a strained situation worse, it appears their guest has an unusual hobby

Alvin tries to persuade Nora Batty to go for a ride in his sidecar, but she's having none of it. When she relates the story of her long-standing feud with Audrey Craig - who had the audacity to laugh at her hat during a wedding many years ago - it becomes clear the broom-brandishing battleaxe is not one to be messed with