TV Guide U&Gold Friday

The crew prepares for the millennium dinner at the Old Brewery and it is a race against time to get things organised. Tony makes a discovery on the fire escape that puts a damper on the festivities

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland. However, Fletcher soon finds a way of turning the situation to his advantage. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Boycie secretly buys a load of artificial fertiliser to help his supposedly organic crops - but is seen unloading it by a neighbour, who promptly phones the Agricultural Office to complain about his behaviour. Starring John Challis

In an attempt to leave the men free for front-line fighting, Mainwaring and Wilson decide to recruit women into the platoon to take care of the more tedious tasks such as polishing brass. However, the captain loses his heart to an attractive widow, and it is not long before gossip spreads. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier, with a guest appearance by Carmen Silvera

Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom - and eventually defends his honour in a boxing match. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland. However, Fletcher soon finds a way of turning the situation to his advantage. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Hyacinth disappoints Richard by buying him a pair of skis for his birthday, intending to strap them to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours. However, the scheme backfires when her rich sister Violet arrives and cuts her down to size

Howard has an unusual gift for Marina's garden but must deliver it without Pearl finding out, and turns to his friends for help. Long-running Pennines comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Robert Fyfe and Jean Fergusson

Howard finds himself with some explaining to do after Pearl discovers an incriminating long blonde hair on his person, so he turns to his friends for help. Peter Sallis stars

Boycie secretly buys a load of artificial fertiliser to help his supposedly organic crops - but is seen unloading it by a neighbour, who promptly phones the Agricultural Office to complain about his behaviour. Starring John Challis

The crew prepares for the millennium dinner at the Old Brewery and it is a race against time to get things organised. Tony makes a discovery on the fire escape that puts a damper on the festivities

Captain Mainwaring and his platoon are challenged to a cricket match by Warden Hodges, who has signed up a professional for his side. Featuring a guest appearance by former England and Yorkshire fast bowler Fred Trueman. Vintage comedy first shown in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and Bill Pertwee

Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom - and eventually defends his honour in a boxing match. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland. However, Fletcher soon finds a way of turning the situation to his advantage. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

In an attempt to leave the men free for front-line fighting, Mainwaring and Wilson decide to recruit women into the platoon to take care of the more tedious tasks such as polishing brass. However, the captain loses his heart to an attractive widow, and it is not long before gossip spreads. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier, with a guest appearance by Carmen Silvera

Howard has an unusual gift for Marina's garden but must deliver it without Pearl finding out, and turns to his friends for help. Long-running Pennines comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Robert Fyfe and Jean Fergusson

Howard finds himself with some explaining to do after Pearl discovers an incriminating long blonde hair on his person, so he turns to his friends for help. Peter Sallis stars

Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts before taking her on a mystery weekend away, causing Lee to become suspicious of his motives. He concludes Guy must be a gangster, but Barbara and Tim believe his paranoia about the subject stems from his own yearning for Lucy's affections

Gareth is definitely going to be working from home today, in case anything unlucky happens, because it just happens to be Friday the 13th. Comedy drama written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Amanda Abbington and Samantha Spiro

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky's about to find out. Will she finally meet her perfect match, or will Vicky be talking to the Lonely Hearts Killer? Dark comedy written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Claire Rushbrook, Mathew Horne, Frances Barber and Asim Chaudhry

Boycie secretly buys a load of artificial fertiliser to help his supposedly organic crops - but is seen unloading it by a neighbour, who promptly phones the Agricultural Office to complain about his behaviour. Starring John Challis