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02:00

The Vicar of Dibley

S01E03

Featuring a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue

Geraldine is keen to find a celebrity to open the autumn fair in style - and Alice inadvertently comes up with the ideal candidate by letting slip she is related to one Reg Dwight - AKA Elton John. Comedy, starring Dawn French, and Emma Chambers with a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue. First shown in 1994

02:45

The Royle Family

S02E06

The Royles celebrate Antony's 18th birthday

The Royles look forward to a joyous celebration in honour of Antony's 18th birthday, complete with a football-pitch cake and party balloons. But as the house fills up with family and friends, the hi-fi breaks down - prompting some home-brewed entertainment

03:15

The Royle Family

S03E05

Jim and Nana fight over who is going to use the toilet first

04:00

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

06:00

Teleshopping

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

07:20

Don't Wait Up

S04E01

Tom is forced to stay at the Royal Hotel

07:55

Porridge

S03E03

The inmates stage a mock trial

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice with the help of Slade's resident legal consultant Judge Rawley. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Maurice Denham

08:30

The Green Green Grass

S03E05

Boycie reluctantly signs up for a reality TV show

Boycie reluctantly signs up for Farm Idol, a new reality TV show aimed at finding Britain's sexiest rural workers, while Mrs Cakeworthy becomes suspicious of Marlene when a well-dressed man visits her while her husband is away. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

09:10

Are You Being Served?

S09E02

Mr Humphries is accused of theft

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty. Comedy, with John Inman and Mollie Sugden

09:50

Last of the Summer Wine

S24E08

Howard grapples with a life-like gorilla

Howard is dismayed when Marina unwittingly buys him a life-like gorilla which attracts the attention of the local police. Meanwhile, a newspaper article prompts Truly, Clegg and Billy to try to track down Cyril Cooper - a man renowned for his green fingers and womanising ways. Comedy, starring Robert Fyfe

10:30

Last of the Summer Wine

S24E09

Tom and Smiler arrange a blind date

11:10

Hi-de-Hi!

S01E06

Ted tries to settle an old score

Ted gets even with entertainment manager Jeffrey by threatening to spill the beans about the dog he keeps hidden in his chalet. Holiday-camp comedy, starring Paul Shane and Ruth Madoc

11:50

Porridge

S03E03

The inmates stage a mock trial

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice with the help of Slade's resident legal consultant Judge Rawley. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Maurice Denham

12:30

Keeping Up Appearances

S01E06

Hyacinth attends a family christening

Hyacinth attends the christening of Daisy's granddaughter, and is displeased to learn the child's parents are not married. With some encouragement from Richard, she agrees to keep an open mind, but is later irked when the mother and child go missing. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

13:10

The Green Green Grass

S03E05

Boycie reluctantly signs up for a reality TV show

Boycie reluctantly signs up for Farm Idol, a new reality TV show aimed at finding Britain's sexiest rural workers, while Mrs Cakeworthy becomes suspicious of Marlene when a well-dressed man visits her while her husband is away. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

13:50

Dad's Army

S05E10

The hapless soldiers tackle a fire

Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling an all-too-real blaze with only Victorian equipment to rely on. Vintage comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, Clive Dunn and John Le Mesurier. First broadcast in 1972

14:25

Hi-de-Hi!

S01E06

Ted tries to settle an old score

Ted gets even with entertainment manager Jeffrey by threatening to spill the beans about the dog he keeps hidden in his chalet. Holiday-camp comedy, starring Paul Shane and Ruth Madoc

15:10

Are You Being Served?

S09E02

Mr Humphries is accused of theft

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty. Comedy, with John Inman and Mollie Sugden

15:50

Porridge

S03E03

The inmates stage a mock trial

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice with the help of Slade's resident legal consultant Judge Rawley. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Maurice Denham

16:25

Dad's Army

S05E10

The hapless soldiers tackle a fire

Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling an all-too-real blaze with only Victorian equipment to rely on. Vintage comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, Clive Dunn and John Le Mesurier. First broadcast in 1972

17:05

Last of the Summer Wine

S24E08

Howard grapples with a life-like gorilla

Howard is dismayed when Marina unwittingly buys him a life-like gorilla which attracts the attention of the local police. Meanwhile, a newspaper article prompts Truly, Clegg and Billy to try to track down Cyril Cooper - a man renowned for his green fingers and womanising ways. Comedy, starring Robert Fyfe

17:40

Last of the Summer Wine

S24E09

Tom and Smiler arrange a blind date

Night TV on

18:20

Keeping Up Appearances

S01E06

Hyacinth attends a family christening

Hyacinth attends the christening of Daisy's granddaughter, and is displeased to learn the child's parents are not married. With some encouragement from Richard, she agrees to keep an open mind, but is later irked when the mother and child go missing. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

19:00

Porridge

S03E03

The inmates stage a mock trial

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice with the help of Slade's resident legal consultant Judge Rawley. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Maurice Denham

19:40

Dad's Army

S05E11

Mainwaring appears in court

Mainwaring lands himself in trouble with Warden Hodges, accused of leaving a light burning in the church hall during a blackout, and receives a summons to appear in court. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe and Bill Pertwee

20:20

Are You Being Served?

S09E02

Mr Humphries is accused of theft

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty. Comedy, with John Inman and Mollie Sugden

21:00

Bottom

S02E01

The boys visit a dating agency

The boys join Mrs Lineker's Love Bureau hoping to find their perfect love matches. Richie's video tells the potential suitors that he is, in fact, a duke and this secures him a date with a countess from Moldavia. Undeterred, he invites her to his place and arranges for Eddie to pretend to be his butler for the evening. Chaotic comedy, written by and starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall

21:40

Bottom

S01E01

Richie and Eddie try to improve their sex lives

22:20

Men Behaving Badly

S06E05

Dorothy's nephew comes to stay

Gary agrees to see a relationship counsellor, while Tony's efforts to impress Deborah's mother end in disaster. To compound their woes, the duo fear the arrival of Dorothy's 10-year-old nephew will ruin their efforts to act maturely. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey, Leslie Ash and Caroline Quentin

23:00

Live at the Apollo

S10E05

With Hal Cruttenden, Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade

Hal Cruttenden hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, warming up the audience before comedy circuit regulars Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade take the mic

00:00

Bottom

S02E01

The boys visit a dating agency

The boys join Mrs Lineker's Love Bureau hoping to find their perfect love matches. Richie's video tells the potential suitors that he is, in fact, a duke and this secures him a date with a countess from Moldavia. Undeterred, he invites her to his place and arranges for Eddie to pretend to be his butler for the evening. Chaotic comedy, written by and starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall

00:40

Bottom

S01E01

Richie and Eddie try to improve their sex lives

01:20

Men Behaving Badly

S06E05

Dorothy's nephew comes to stay

Gary agrees to see a relationship counsellor, while Tony's efforts to impress Deborah's mother end in disaster. To compound their woes, the duo fear the arrival of Dorothy's 10-year-old nephew will ruin their efforts to act maturely. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey, Leslie Ash and Caroline Quentin

02:00

Live at the Apollo

S10E05

With Hal Cruttenden, Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade

Hal Cruttenden hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, warming up the audience before comedy circuit regulars Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade take the mic

02:45

Don't Wait Up

S04E01

Tom is forced to stay at the Royal Hotel

03:30

The Green Green Grass

S03E05

Boycie reluctantly signs up for a reality TV show

Boycie reluctantly signs up for Farm Idol, a new reality TV show aimed at finding Britain's sexiest rural workers, while Mrs Cakeworthy becomes suspicious of Marlene when a well-dressed man visits her while her husband is away. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

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