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Compilation of some of the most memorable staff and patient stories, including a personal trainer who was kicked so hard by a horse that her leg was broken. Plus, a man whose nose won't stop bleeding after he recently started taking blood-thinners having suffered a heart attack and a bricklayer who suffered multiple injuries after a fall

Nine of the country's most talented craftspeople compete to be crowned Britain's best woodworker. Each week, the woodworkers compete against each other in the workshop, nestled in the ancient woodland of Wales' Glanusk Estate, where they face a big build that supersizes the skills they've honed at home and a surprise challenge that tests their core skills. In this opening episode, the woodworkers have two days to complete a bed of dreams that may become the stuff of nightmares. And in the surprise skills challenge, they must celebrate the fine skill of hand carving, with an invaluable prize for the winner. Presented by Mel Giedroyc

The company's UK director Jason is determined to bag a very personal listing, Otterburn Castle in Northumberland, which was once owned by his great-great-great-great-grandfather - and pulling out all the stops, he even brings along his mum to convince the current owner that he is the broker for the job. Constance tries to find a London penthouse with a great view for Italian first-time buyers Alessandro and Ilenia, while John takes on a stunning property in the Surrey hills which was featured in Beauty and the Beast and Star Wars

The family visits an exclusive country club, but its swanky atmosphere has a disturbing effect on Marge, forcing Homer to bring her back down to earth. Featuring the guest voice of golfer Tom Kite

Lisa discovers Springfield's revered founder was actually a pirate and decides to expose the truth about him during the town's bicentennial celebrations. Featuring the guest voice of Donald Sutherland

Smithers is forced to take a holiday and has to choose someone to carry out his duties while he is away. Afraid a competent replacement might outshine him in Mr Burns' eyes, he selects Homer for the job - with surprising consequences

Carla calls together her ex-classmates from St Clete's School for Wayward Girls to plot revenge on her sadistic former principal when she spots her drinking at Cheers. American bar-room comedy, starring Rhea Perlman

Diane rings Sam, hoping for a better offer after Frasier pops the question while they are in Italy. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, Shelley Long and Ted Danson

Debra's divorced parents join the Barones for Thanksgiving - but her father puts a damper on the festivities by bringing a date. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Brad Garrett and Doris Roberts

Part one of two. Niles throws a fancy-dress Halloween party with a literary theme as a benefit for the Library Association, which he attends dressed as Cyrano de Bergerac, while a misunderstanding lets one or two skeletons out of the closet. Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce star

Part two of two. Roz panics at the thought of becoming a mother, prompting Frasier to lend her a friendly shoulder to cry on - while he ponders the father's identity. Award-winning comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and Peri Gilpin

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show. Mark Gatiss talks about this year's A Ghost Story for Christmas, Paul Forman chats about the fifth series of Netflix hit Emily in Paris, Angela Scanlon talks about taking part in The Celebrity Apprentice, and there's music by Henry Moodie

Bart and Lisa seek legal help for a down-and-out man who claims to have devised the Itchy and Scratchy Show, only to have his idea stolen. The case is settled and justice done - but the outcome has an unforeseen effect on the programme's future. Featuring the guest voice of Kirk Douglas

Mr Burns takes over the running of the local church and turns it into a profitable business, prompting a disgusted Lisa to leave the congregation in protest and become a Buddhist instead. Featuring the guest voice of Richard Gere

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer scour the south coast between Southampton and Bognor Regis, where both the tide and the pressure to find properties are running high. Kirstie's couple, Antoinette and Matt, have been renting in Southampton for three years, paying more than £30,000 in the process. They want their money to go into a home they own instead, but their search has been stalled by unsuccessful offers. They're looking for a four-bedroom house with a garden and a living room big enough for two televisions so the pair can enjoy their separate hobbies together. One particular property really hits the mark, but with other interested parties Kirstie must draw on her years of experience to ensure Antoinette and Matt aren't pipped at the post yet again. Meanwhile, Phil is searching in and around charming Chichester with Catherine, who wants a fresh start following the end of her marriage. Three-bedrooms and a short commute to work are priorities, but that narrows the pool of potential properties. Phil tries a couple of curve balls, but ultimately location wins out over size and Catherine finds a house she thinks is the one

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Emily and Kris in the village of Somersham, Cambridgeshire, who are unsure whether to sell their three-bed semi or renovate instead. Primary school teacher Emily thinks they need a bigger home with more space for their growing children, but Kris feels their home has too much potential and would prefer to stay put

A woman raises her six-year-old daughter to believe that Santa Claus does not exist, but they both have a change of heart after meeting a department store Father Christmas who claims to be the man himself. When the kindly fellow is accused of being a charlatan, his new friends engage a lawyer to prove his true identity. Remake of the 1947 family drama, with Richard Attenborough, Elizabeth Perkins, Mara Wilson and Dylan McDermott

Margot, a young woman who was abandoned by her mother as a baby, travels to a secluded Amish community with a documentary film crew seeking answers about her mother and extended family. Horror thriller, starring Emily Bader, Roland Buck III and Dan Lippert

Bart and Lisa seek legal help for a down-and-out man who claims to have devised the Itchy and Scratchy Show, only to have his idea stolen. The case is settled and justice done - but the outcome has an unforeseen effect on the programme's future. Featuring the guest voice of Kirk Douglas

Mr Burns takes over the running of the local church and turns it into a profitable business, prompting a disgusted Lisa to leave the congregation in protest and become a Buddhist instead. Featuring the guest voice of Richard Gere