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Chef Gordon Ramsay visits Meson de Mesilla, a Tuscan-style hotel in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Owner and former child-star Cali Szczawinski purchased the hotel so she could perform Cher songs every night to a captive audience, but Gordon investigates whether she may be falling flat when it comes to the needs of her guests because she's too busy trying to hit the high notes on stage

Comedian David O'Doherty joins presenter Joe Lycett in Málaga, on Spain's Costa del Sol for a fast and funny two-day trial of the best the Costa has to offer. They head to the city's oldest bar, where wine is poured directly from 100-year-old barrels, then enjoy a walk along the Caminito del Rey footpath, which clings to the side of a cliff face 100 metres up. Their next attraction is the International Museum of Nativity Scene Art in the small town of Mollina, while back in Málaga itself, they learn how to cook the perfect sardine before visiting the birthplace of painter and sculptor Pablo Picasso

The contest begins at the Golf House on the Isle of Wight, where hosts John and Sue Blakemore hope to impress their guests during their stay. Things start off positively with a well-received breakfast, but a suspicious stain in a toilet causes controversy among some of the competitors

The competition moves to St John's Wood, north-west London, where Nick Tyrie and his friend Layla Amini welcome their guests to the New Inn Pub. One of the proprietors tries to win points by revealing her musical past, but John and Sue Blakemore feel their room is too impersonal, and are underwhelmed by the choices at breakfast

At the Bunkroom hostel in Chester, David Sharrock is determined to prove that hostelling is for everybody - even if his wife Victoria isn't convinced. It's bunkbeds and budget breakfasts for all, as his fellow hosts decide which of their establishments provides the best value for money

The group heads to John Graham's the B&B in Blackpool for the final visit of the week, and an afternoon of tenpin bowling brings out the guests' competitive sides. Later, there is more tension at the dinner table when the host is subjected to aggressive questioning by John and Sue Blakemore

The contestants featured throughout the week reunite to revisit the highs and lows of their various stays, and as the guest house owners confront their critics face to face, they discover what the rival parties really thought of the quality of service that they encountered. After the deliberations are over, the winner is announced

Doug's bowling team has to win its next match - or it will lose its sponsor. Carrie is the worst player, and captain Doug soon comes under pressure to drop his wife from the team. Comedy, starring Kevin James

Doug becomes jittery after Carrie persuades him to invest his Christmas bonus in an internet company, while Arthur vows to spruce up his festive decorations. Comedy, starring Kevin James, Leah Remini and Jerry Stiller

Ray enlists his mother's help to reassure Ally, who is afraid to sleep in her own room because she is convinced it becomes the haunt of monsters once the lights go out. Ray Romano stars

Debra gets involved in a heated dispute with another parent at Ally's little league baseball match, but Ray fails to take her side because he is afraid of making himself unpopular. Dan Castellaneta, better known as the voice of Homer Simpson, guest stars

Despite having quit her job twice, Roz returns to work at KACL as if nothing has happened, while Niles and Daphne invest in a variety of scientific gadgets to find the best time to conceive. Starring Kelsey Grammer and Peri Gilpin

Julia attends a party with Frasier, where she manages to offend the entire Crane family by blurting out the news that Daphne is pregnant. Comedy, guest starring Felicity Hunter, with Kelsey Grammer

Alistair Burke, the cultured conductor of the Seattle Opera, becomes convinced Frasier is gay, a misunderstanding the shrink decides to cultivate after his misinformed suitor begins to shower him with gifts. Guest starring Patrick Stewart

Homer wakes up to find he has lost not only his memory of the previous 24 hours, but also his family - and enlists the help of Professor Frink to discover what has happened. Chief Wiggum then compounds his misery by informing him of a domestic disturbance at his home the previous night

Mayor Quimby brings election day forward, making Springfield's primary election the first to be held in the country. However, the candidates are so uninspiring that the voters write Ralph Wiggum on the ballot as a joke

Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to Springfield University. After she became attracted to one of her professors, Homer started channelling his emotions into music and formed America's first grunge band, Sadgasm

Homer, Marge and Bart get stranded in a Tunnel of Love ride at a carnival, and pass the time by telling stories about some of history's most famous couples, including Bonnie and Clyde, and Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen

Three sets of restaurateurs entertain each other in West Yorkshire, where highlights include a ghost hunt, a surprise appearance by a couple of Chers, a lesson in table manners and a dessert threatened by a stray ingredient

The latest competition begins in Abersoch, north Wales, at NightSky Glamping, run by Angie Howarth and her daughter Caitlin. Things get off to a good start when Sophie and her fiancé Sam lap up the luxury in their safari tent - especially the hot tub - and Morgan falls in love with the view. However, some dusty decorations disappoint Kadir. After a trip to the beach for an afternoon of bodyboarding, Morgan reveals that he isn't a fan of camping

The second visit of the week is to Johnny Dough's Restaurant with Rooms in Conwy, north Wales, run by Morgan Austin. Angie and Caitlin are stunned by the sights, but a hairy bed gets Kadir's stay off on the wrong foot. The guests are whisked off on a boat trip to enjoy Conwy from the water. As well as loving the landscape, they get a peek into host Morgan's surprising past

The Royal Oak in the Peak District, run by Kadir Ustun, is the week's third location. Kadir prides himself on the warm welcome he provides, but mould in their respective bathrooms puts off two sets of guests straight away. Fortunately for Kadir, spirits are lifted after a day out caving at a local attraction - the interestingly named Devil's Arse. The next day, the B&Bers are divided over breakfast, with some raving about it while others are left disappointed

Sam Harrison and Sophie Germany host the final visit of the week at the Dovecote Inn in Nottinghamshire. Morgan marvels at his room, but Kadir is determined to inspect every nook and cranny after receiving frosty feedback from Sam and Sophie when he hosted. An underwhelming day out touring the village of Laxton is saved only by the hosts' personalities, though later two of the B&Bers have a disagreement over dinner

On payment day, Angie and Caitlin are keen to get to the bottom of some cutlery quibbles. Morgan's upset about some cleanliness complaints, while Kadir thinks some of his fellow B&Bers have been unfair by saying they wouldn't return to his B&B

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer look back at brilliant builds and inspiring house-hunts that helped bring harmony to warring couples across the UK. In Wiltshire, Tim and Sonia couldn't decide whether to sell or renovate the home in which Tim had been raised. Tim was ready to move on to a fresh start but Sonia thought with a little work they could start their new chapter without having to move. Over in Warwickshire, Kirstie and Phil met Gill and John, who couldn't decide whether to make their inherited two-bedroom home their own or to sell up and find somewhere else

Phil explores three homes that have been inspired by their environment, whether that's to mimic it, work with it, or protect against it. He visits a beautiful timber cabin nestled in a pine forest, a modern hilltop fortress defending its position against the wild West Coast elements, and an estuary house that quite literally goes with the ebb and flow of its tidal surroundings

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go house hunting in Surrey and the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames. Phil is with married couple Mike and David, who are returning from Central America and want their first home together, - whilst Kirstie is with science teachers Kat and Pat, who desperately want a place of their own before wedding bells ring for them in a few months

Gordon Ramsay checks in at the 90-year-old Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington, where owner Phillip Lovingfoss has an apparent liking for alcohol that some of his staff claim is threatening to destroy the business. The challenge of turning around the hotel's fortunes only increases when the chef sees shocking allegations about Phillip splashed all over the front page of the local newspaper

The doubles version of the culinary challenge series heads to north Devon, where busy parents Matt and Sarah are the first hosts, but their decision to serve crisps as canapes does not go down well with some of their rivals. Next up are competitive 'foodies' James and Laura, who put together a similar menu to their predecessors - but with more flair. The final party is thrown by am-dram couple Jake and Ian, and their guests have high expectations that the pair's mushroom bruschetta starter and casserole main look set to miss

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Grantham couple Sam and Andy, who bought their bungalow shortly after wheelchair user Andy had a motorcycle accident, believing that single-level living would be the answer. But he has had enough of its dated interior, narrow corridor and uneven floor levels and wants somewhere new. Sam, however, believes they are better investing in home improvements. Kirstie and Phil settle bring their expertise to the table - but which way will the couple fall?

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer focus on the layout issues and dilemmas that many developers face in a very different world. In this episode, the duo tackle future-proofing, as in Clifford in West Yorkshire, Vic and Paul Miller need help with their idyllic property, as do the Lindleys from Ashtead in Surrey