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The contest begins at the Shelley Guest House in Aberystwyth, where its husband-and-wife owners hope to prove that their establishment offers the best value for money by providing their guests with an old-school form of entertainment, some Spanish cuisine and a monumental continental breakfast

The guests travel to the five-star Ixworth House in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk, where hosts John and Sharyn Snell are quietly confident their establishment will impress. John reveals his hidden talents at dinner, but his performance at breakfast the next morning does not go down well with all of the fellow B&B owners

In York, part-time panto dame Graham Smith runs the Georgian House & Mews, and takes his guests back in time with a Nordic test of strength. At supper, Hazel has romance on her mind, but the guests are left to fend for themselves at breakfast - until Graham makes a show-stopping appearance

The contestants travel to the George Hotel in Orton, Cumbria, for the fourth visit of the day. Owner Hazel McAleese organises a fishing trip as the afternoon activity, during which one of the guests decides to use the opportunity to give everyone a lesson in innuendo

The contestants featured throughout the contest reunite to revisit the highs and lows of their various stays, and as the B&B owners confront their critics face to face, they discover what the rival parties really thought of the quality of service they encountered. After the deliberations are over, the winning guest house is announced

The contestants celebrate holidays this week, beginning with a solo challenge that calls for glamorous swimwear that wows both on and off the beach. The knitters then team up to crochet a classic deckchair that must pass the all-important 'sit test'. Presented by Tom Daley, with judges Di Gilpin and Sheila Greenwell

Coach acquires an antique weighing machine that also gives out fortunes - which start coming true in eerie fashion - but Diane brushes off the predictions as coincidence, until she is forced to revise her opinion

Sam lies to Diane about his plans for a weekend away, and Coach tries to break his record for fewest glasses smashed in a month, while Norm starts spending all his time with a new friend, leaving Cliff feeling neglected. American bar-room comedy, starring Ted Danson

Debra takes Ally and the twins to her parents' house, leaving Ray at home by himself - and he finds it impossible to get to sleep. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Peter Boyle

A desperate Ray does everything he can to get to the front of the queue to meet the New York Mets 1969 team at the National Baseball Hall of Fame. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

The Seattle shrink reads a steamy novel written by an old acquaintance from Boston - and discovers his teenage affair with a piano teacher has found its way into the plot. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Eddie impregnates a neighbour's dog, so Frasier decides to have him neutered. However, the elusive mutt has no intention of accepting his fate and flees into the city. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Bart tries to impress his tough new friends by decapitating a statue of the town's founder Jebediah Springfield, but his act of vandalism only succeeds in turning everybody against him

Loretta and Carl from Leicester hope to find the perfect holiday home in the seaside resort of Mojácar in south-east Spain. With busy and stressful jobs, they want a bolthole in the sun where they can relax and unwind whenever they like. Laura Hamilton shows them five options within their £100,000. Will Loretta and Carl love any of them enough to put in an offer?

The architect meets a couple who are converting a rusty ship's wheelhouse into head-turning accommodation for their Welsh glampsite. In Scotland, George revisits a designer who he met on the first series to see a pair of his gorgeous new eco-builds. He ends his Denmark trip at a modernist home and finally gets to reveal his own amazing space - a cabin in the sky, built on an old scissor lift

Karen and Richard have a large budget but no luck when it comes to making a deal, so they enlist the help of Kirstie Allsopp in their search for a family home in the West Midlands. Having already sold up in London, the pair are desperate to settle down with their three children but Kirstie thinks it might be their very specific wish list that is the problem. Camilla and Liam are struggling to keep up with the fast-moving market and can rarely book viewings before properties are sold so they ask Phil Spencer to help them in their search for a property to start a family in. With Nurse Camilla often working nightshifts, the pair are struggling to fit in some house hunting, after some time with Phil there are two contenders but some quick decisions must be made to avoid losing out yet again

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the garden city of Milton Keynes to bring harmony to a couple who are worlds apart - both physically and emotionally. Anne-Marie and Paul bought their charming-but-challenging 1920s three-bedroom home six years ago, right before the arrival of their first child. The property was a doer-upper but hasn't been done up yet! Paul wants to list it. Between his twice-a-week 160-mile commute to Manchester, the boxed-in kitchen, and the unforgivable absence of a bathtub in their only bathroom, he's ready to cut his losses and move on. Anne-Marie, on the other hand, refuses to throw in the towel. With family close by and a belief in the house's untapped potential, she's clinging to her dream and counting on Kirstie to work her magic and convince Paul to fall in love with their home again. With a £50,000 Love It budget and an ambitious to-do list, Kirstie gets straight to work, crafting a master plan to unlock every ounce of the house's potential. But just as things get rolling, disaster strikes - a surprise roof repair gobbles up a significant chunk of the budget, leaving Team Love It to rethink their strategy. Meanwhile, Phil takes Anne-Marie and Paul to Rugby, hoping to split the commute burden, and finds jaw-dropping properties with his £500,000 List It budget that leave Anne-Marie questioning her allegiances and Paul well and truly sold

In Auckland suburb Parnell, Phil visits a city home for a busy family, surrounded by gardens. Out in the countryside, Phil meets architect Jo Craddock at her split-level home, which is made out of cedar and concrete with bespoke timber joinery, five bedrooms, two large living areas, a 25-metre lap pool, a 50-metre hallway and its own jetty. In Queenstown, Phil visits The Lake House, an extensive renovation on the banks of Lake Hayes, which contains a number of hidden doors and secret rooms

A writer from New York City attempts to solve the murder of a young woman he hooked up with, and sets out to investigate the circumstances of her death. Mystery drama, written, directed by and starring BJ Novak, with Boyd Holbrook and Lio Tipton

Round 3 sees the remaining teams afforded one week to double £1,000. The twins host an event for local ladies in Leeds, while married couple Nissy and Ben offer a webinar on how to have a happy marriage. On Bournemouth beach, a father and son decide to run a hook-a-duck game, but at £5 a go they'll need a lot of customers to reach the £2,000 target. Best friends Radhika and Seema host an erotic art workshop on an industrial estate in north-west London for £75 per person, while in Telford, Dale and Harvey attempt to stage a talent show contest. Hosted by Sue Perkins