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Fiery chef Gordon Ramsay comes to the aid of the owners of Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in Cranbury, New Jersey. Members of staff complain their pay cheques bounce, and the kitchen cooler is so unhygienic that Gordon makes the decision to close the restaurant on Valentine's Day - the busiest night of the year

The architect travels to Macclesfield to meet a first-time builder who hopes to transform an allotment shed into a Doctor Who-esque, multi-functional play den for less than £300. He also visits a spectacular live-in tree house in Scotland, and creates a medieval-style lock for the wood cabin, with Will's help. The Italian road trip takes in a holiday lodge made almost entirely from glass in the Dolomites

Hotel consultant Oli Delaunoy kicks off the week of dinner parties in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, and hopes that his scallop starter and a meaty main course will impress his guests - events-company director Zak Roby, administrator Kim Thomas, house husband Paddy Castledine and nurse Jan Blomer - and win him the £1,000 cash prize

Nurse Jan Blomer hosts the second dinner party in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, hoping her menu of chicken with sun-dried tomatoes and home-made ice-cream will win her the £1,000 cash prize. Paddy and Zak's rivalry keeps the evening lively and loud, but the host reclaims the spotlight with a surprising revelation

Events director and bodybuilding enthusiast Zak Roby hosts the third evening in Cheltenham and hopes his polite nature will help him scoop the £1,000 prize. However, a series of confusing party games alongside tricks and posturing at the dinner table mean Zak's quest is far from straightforward

Australian admin assistant Kimberley Thomas hosts the fourth dinner party in Cheltenham and hopes that an evening of sophistication will win her the £1,000 prize. However, despite her best attempts to create a dignified atmosphere, it does not take long for Paddy Castledine to begin telling rude stories

Paddy Castledine hosts the final dinner party in Cheltenham, and hopes that his simple menu of locally sourced produce will impress his guests. As the evening draws on, admin assistant Kimberley Thomas tells the host what she really thinks of him, and alpha male Oli Delaunoy is brought to tears, before the winner of the £1,000 cash prize is revealed

Part two of two. Frasier's evening with Rebecca is thrown into disarray by the unscheduled appearance of Lilith's crazed lover, who turns up looking for a showdown. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, Kirstie Alley and Bebe Neuwirth

Sam leaves the bar in the capable hands of the former owner and sets off for a drive-in movie with friends, determined to recapture the heady days of his youth. Comedy, starring Ted Danson

Sam loses a St Patrick's Day bet with Gary's Olde Towne Tavern about which bar can bank the most takings, and brings in his secret weapon - conman Harry the Hat - to even the score. Starring Ted Danson

Sam locks his keys in the bar by accident. He is unable to get into his apartment and sets about looking for somewhere to sleep for the night. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and George Wendt

Martin returns from a friend's funeral upset by how it was conducted, and begins to plan his own memorial. Meanwhile, sacked DJ Bulldog takes the opportunity to embark on an entirely new career - in pizza delivery. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Homer finds himself being rushed to hospital suffering from food poisoning as a consequence of Apu's misconduct at the Kwik-E-Mart. Featuring the guest voice of James Woods

Bart and Milhouse sample the perks of adulthood when a shaving experiment leaves one of the boys looking exactly like his father. Meanwhile, a preoccupied Marge tries to protect Maggie from the dangers of children's TV

A young woman's chaotic life becomes more complicated when she inherits her grandmother's dog. Comedy, starring Beattie Edmondson, Ed Skrein, Jennifer Saunders and Cherie Lunghi

A poverty-stricken squire spies an opportunity to make his dreams come true when his employer dies. He takes his place as a knight, launching himself on the road to riches by competing in jousting tournaments, but his ruse is jeopardised by a dastardly nobleman. Comedy adventure, starring Heath Ledger, Paul Bettany, Mark Addy, Shannyn Sossamon and Rufus Sewell

Phil Spencer catches up with two sets of serial renters who had very particular tastes, beginning with serial renters Mike and Poppy. Mike has lived in 18 homes, but Poppy wants to put down roots and they've chosen Cheshire as the right spot for their family. However, living in a high spec rental has given them great expectations for the home they'd love to own. Meanwhile, James and Hayley are looking for a rural retreat for themselves and their two dogs in Swindon and Newbury. But they are the first ones to admit that their wish list is extravagant, making Phil Spencer's job a tough one

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Chippenham to help Tim and Sonia decide whether to sell or renovate their home. Eight years ago, the couple moved into Tim's childhood home to take care of his elderly mother. Nowshe has died, Tim and daughter Ella are ready to move on to a fresh start in a new home, but Sonia thinks with a little work they can start their new chapter without having to move

Kevin McCloud returns to West Sussex to meet with Olaf and Fritha who, in 2019, set out to build their own oasis on a piece of land that is boxed in by a railway line and an A-road. Due to an underground mains sewer, they were unable to build on half their plot and were left with a small triangle on which to build a three-bedroom house. They began with only £190,000 and were immediately surprised at the price of the sturdy retaining walls and foundations they needed to combat traffic vibrations and the sharp, pointed angles of the hand-built timber frame stretched Olaf to his limits. Kevin returns to see how life has gone for the pair and their new young daughter Lagertha in their triangular house