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Jack has inherited an intense phobia of spiders from his mum. For treatment to be successful, clinician Emma needs to encourage Jack to confront a live spider. Dublin-born James has suffered from an intense fear of clowns since he was a young child, but after a life-changing few years which have shown James his true strength, this phobia feels like the only remaining thing in his life that he needs to combat. Mother-of-one Lynsey has had a phobia of fish ever since she choked on a fish bone as a child and worries about passing her phobia down to her son. Can the clinic help?

A trilogy of spine-chilling tales, featuring giant billboard characters coming to life, Groundskeeper Willie's nightmarish revenge and a mysterious 'third dimension' discovered by Homer. Featuring the guest voice of Paul Anka

A trip to an amusement park ends in disarray, prompting Homer to question the behaviour of his fellow man - and leading to an invitation for him to join a survivalist group preparing for the end of the world. As usual, it's left to Marge to talk some sense into her hubby. Featuring the guest voice of music legend Tom Waits

Grampa evades the security of the retirement home, and Homer and Marge set out to find him. Along the way, they discover intriguing details of his past, such as the time he worked alongside musician Marvin Hamlisch. The Oscar-winning composer guest stars as himself, in a role he recorded shortly before his death

Homer sells his soul to the Devil in return for a doughnut, a gremlin attacks Otto's bus while Bart is on his way to school, and the family sets out to end a vampiric Mr Burns' reign of terror

The architect revisits his travels, starting off in Canada, near the Rocky Mountain town of Golden. George finds himself face to face with a 2000lb buffalo and visits a stunning self-built log farmhouse. And on the Coromandel Peninsula in New Zealand, George visits an epic panoramic beach house

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Levi Roots in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers

Doug persuades Carrie to take pole-dancing lessons, but she is unimpressive when she puts on a show for him. American comedy, starring Kevin James and Leah Remini

When Doug and Carrie accidentally tape one of their arguments and play it back, they decide marriage counselling might be in order. To make things worse, Arthur gets hold of it and they become entertainment for a senior citizens' group. With Kevin James and Leah Remini

Carrie finds out that while they were dating, Doug lied to her about getting a job in the hope she would be more inclined to sleep with him. Starring Kevin James and Leah Remini

Marie discovers she and Frank are not as fit as they thought, so she throws out all their junk food and persuades him to join her on a diet. However, this goes down badly with the rest of the family. Comedy, starring Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts

Niles and Frasier attend the closing of Martin's favourite bar, but are shocked to discover it is being demolished by a company they have invested in. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce

The shrink makes a disparaging on-air remark about Seattle's weather, causing outrage across the city. He offers to host a charity benefit to make up for his careless words - but the event only leads to further trouble. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Martin makes an election broadcast on behalf of Seattle mayoral hopeful Holden Thorpe, prompting Frasier and Niles to throw their weight behind a rival candidate - who proves highly unsuitable for public office. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, with the guest voice of Sydney Pollack

Part one of two. While visiting the island of Bora Bora with new girlfriend Madeline, Frasier is unexpectedly reunited with his ex-wife Lilith. Comedy, guest starring JoBeth Williams and Bebe Neuwirth

Gordon offers his support to The Verdict, a family-run restaurant known for serving traditional New Orleans cuisine with a modern and trendy twist. Owner Melika is having trouble with her controlling mother and chef Michiko who frequently gets overwhelmed and loses control of the kitchen leaving customers waiting up to two hours for their food

Couple Paul and Fiona try to finish off their very lengthy renovations in France, while in Spain, new B&B owners Tom and Terry take stock and make plans. In Portugal, couple Leah and Joao try to break into Albufeira's busy cocktail bar scene

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Leicester to pick up a Mk 3 Ford Cortina, once Britain's top-selling car but now on the automotive endangered species list. The car belongs to 53-year-old Bobby whose family hope the restored car will give him the pick-me-up he needs

Ben Hillman jets off to Spain's southern Costa Cálida to help a pair of house-hunters from Stirlingshire find their dream holiday home. With five grown-up children and five grandchildren between them, Joan and Andrew want a property the whole family can enjoy. With a budget of £80,000 to spend, Ben singles out five impressive properties for the pair to consider

Former soldier Mike pushes forward to save a crumbling mountain village in Spain. In Sicily, the lure of a one-euro home sparks George's interest in reviving an ailing ghost town. Paul and Yip's village in France reveals new clues to its past

Jo Brand and Tom Allen are joined by Jonathan Ross, and the first baker to leave the tent as they face the bakes brought along by the studio audience and enjoy viewers' baking fails

Comedy sketches, written by and starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb, with Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Stevie Martin, Lara Ricote and Krystal Evans. Eighteenth-century housemates grapple with the latest in tech - the toilet; and there's foulmouthed family feuding in Sweary Aussie Drama. Plus, an unhelpful therapist, a porn star who really does have a big spanner, and an evil villain with a flaw in his plan

Comedian Mawaan Rizwan joins Joe Lycett to explore Dublin. Ten statues across the city have been given QR codes. When visitors scan the code, the statue phones them, so Joe and Mawaan get to hear from Oscar Wilde and Molly Malone. After exploring the city's smallest restaurant, they head to its largest tourist attraction, the Guinness Storehouse, where they learn how to pour the perfect pint and even get their faces printed on it. Day two begins with a swim at Forty Foot, then at Windmill Lane studios the duo learn the story of Ireland's answer to Abbey Road and lay down a track of their own

A doctor and her family move into a new rural town, just as the country descends into chaos and rioting following a disastrous economic collapse. A white supremacist neighbour seeks her help in delivering her child inside an underground bunker - but there may be far greater dangers inside than out. Dystopian horror, starring Erika Alexander and Derek Luke