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Homer forms his own security group to help quell the rising tide of crime and anarchy in Springfield. Unfortunately his actions antagonise local mobster Fat Tony, who threatens to have him killed if he does not leave town. With the guest voice of Joe Mantegna

A profile of the former prime minister, in which director Michael Waldman charts his meteoric rise to become one of the world's most powerful leaders, through interviews with Blair, his wife Cherie and their children, as well as former colleagues and opponents. Blair begins by revealing the early traumas that drove him into politics and how, after repeatedly failing to get selected as a candidate for Parliament, he won the very last seat left in the country

With a little help from Homer and a fortune cookie, Mr Burns meets a woman who agrees to marry him - although her ex-boyfriend is unhappy about the idea. Featuring the guest voice of Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Seinfeld)

At Halloween, a computer menaces the family, Lisa and Bart embark on a Harry Potter-style adventure and Homer is cursed by a gypsy. With the guest voices of Pierce Brosnan and Matthew Perry

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with a family who were looking for a seaside home in Broadstairs, Kent, and also revisit Tara Magee and Alastair Murray, who were struggling to buy their first home together in Edinburgh, despite having a budget of £600,000

Cliff decides to have his head cryonically frozen, and Kelly returns from Europe with a new French boyfriend, prompting Woody to take drastic action. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson

From her death bed, Carla's mother demands her grandchild be named Benito Mussolini, while the bar is overrun by spongers looking for free drinks. Starring Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson

Sam antagonises John Hill by dating his daughter, and is offered various incentives to break off the relationship. Meanwhile, Carla is insistent that the football table is possessed by evil spirits. Comedy, starring Keene Curtis, Valerie Mahaffey and Ted Danson

Ray is disturbed to learn Michael and Geoffrey are playing fairies in the school play, especially as they chose the roles themselves. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Sullivan Sweeten and Sawyer Sweeten

Stefania, the woman Robert fell head over heels in love with during his holiday in Italy, turns up out of the blue with her father - but soon outstays her welcome. Comedy, guest starring Alex Meneses and David Proval

The psychiatrist suddenly realises he has a shortage of friends in Seattle, as most of his old ones are back in Boston. He announces on air he is looking for companionship and gets a lot more than he bargained for. Guest starring Griffin Dunne, with Kelsey Grammer

Joe spends the night in Daphne's room, causing a shocked Frasier's mind to work overtime and Niles to become consumed by jealousy. Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce star

Niles takes dancing lessons in preparation for a posh society ball, but his date falls ill at the last minute, so he asks Daphne to go with him instead. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce and Jane Leeves

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw continue their mission to rescue classic cars for deserving owners. In this episode, they travel back in time with a 1986 Rover SD1, which belongs to 58-year-old landscape gardener Darren, whose ill health has taken its toll

Lucy Alexander is house-hunting around the Poitou-Charentes region of southwest France with retired couple Angela and Simon. They first met at university where they bonded over their shared love of theatre and 46 years of marriage later, they have two grown-up children, four grandchildren and a dog. Now, with a budget of £225,000, they're hoping to fulfil their dream of owning a French farmhouse, where they can indulge in art and yoga and spend time with their family. Lucy has five great options for Angela and Simon - do any of them have what they're looking for?

In Portugal, couple Stretch and Rachael begin to renovate a run-down, pest-infested property into a rustic luxury holiday let. In France, couple David and Lane open an antiques and interiors emporium. Former private detective Rachel joins forces with her brother in Spain to offer accommodation for the riders at his ranch

The first venue in the 2026 run is Hotel Penzance in Cornwall, where owners Louise and Daga hope to wow their guests with breathtaking views over St Michael's Mount. An afternoon on the water brings with it revelations that make waves, and comments about TV troubles get a bad reception

The first week of dinner parties in 2026 comes from Bradford, as more strangers take it in turns to throw the best dinner party in a bid to win £1000. The first host is bank auditor and social media comedian Kulvir, who serves up an East-meets-West menu fusing Punjabi food and British classics