TV Guide GOLD Thursday

An encounter with a group of children and a pitchfork inspires the boys to make some quick cash by trick-or-treating on Halloween - with the help of an electric cattle prod. Comedy, starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall

Undercover police officers Dom and Kay are in a mess - frightened and on their own they have Clinton's body to bury. Dom recalls that Clinton said he was 'protected' and reasons that someone else must know about this mission. They decide to head to Clinton's house, but on the way bump into fellow PCSO Kieran Price who questions their very shaky story about why they're caked in mud. Clinton's house yields an interesting discovery - but Dom and Kay are not the only ones breaking in. Comedy thriller, starring Gbemisola Ikumelo, Hammed Animashaun and Colin Hoult

Lucy attends a three-day trade conference to drum up business, but when she has little luck she resorts to flirting with the male delegates. Lee is outraged with her plan, however, and in an attempt to stop her he turns up at the event - posing as her husband. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

Boycie and Tyler are united in their distaste when Marlene demands that the family pays a visit to her mother in Bournemouth. Elgin, Jed, and Mrs Cakeworthy take desperate measures when Bryan begins to mope as the anniversary of his fourth engagement to Myrtle draws ever closer. Guest starring June Whitfield

Foggy feels the need to do something special for the Queen's Silver Jubilee so he volunteers himself, Clegg, and Compo to help with the town's pageant. However, the need arises to find someone capable of driving a tractor. Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen star

Clegg attends the funeral of an old friend, and later tries to convince Foggy and Compo that flowers have emotions and that they react to vocal tone and music. Compo's attention is more focused on his own needs, in particular enacting a new plan to drive Nora Batty into his arms. Peter Sallis, Bill Owen and Brain Wilde star

Jeffrey's wife sends her new boyfriend to the camp to ask him for a divorce. When the professor is unwilling to co-operate, the pair begin digging for evidence. Classic comedy, starring Simon Cadell, Su Pollard and Ruth Madoc

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow inmate Fletch, who is sharing a ward with him. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Originally broadcast in 1975

The trio lament the lack of fresh vegetables available due to a shortage of 'good honest muck' and wonder what it takes to find a half-decent carrot. Whimsical comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde and Bill Owen

Boycie and Tyler are united in their distaste when Marlene demands that the family pays a visit to her mother in Bournemouth. Elgin, Jed, and Mrs Cakeworthy take desperate measures when Bryan begins to mope as the anniversary of his fourth engagement to Myrtle draws ever closer. Guest starring June Whitfield

Walker is accused of being a fifth columnist for smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but he claims to be patriotically furthering the war effort - while lining his own pockets at the same time. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and James Beck

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow inmate Fletch, who is sharing a ward with him. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Originally broadcast in 1975

The trio lament the lack of fresh vegetables available due to a shortage of 'good honest muck' and wonder what it takes to find a half-decent carrot. Whimsical comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde and Bill Owen

Boycie and Tyler are united in their distaste when Marlene demands that the family pays a visit to her mother in Bournemouth. Elgin, Jed, and Mrs Cakeworthy take desperate measures when Bryan begins to mope as the anniversary of his fourth engagement to Myrtle draws ever closer. Guest starring June Whitfield

Jeffrey's wife sends her new boyfriend to the camp to ask him for a divorce. When the professor is unwilling to co-operate, the pair begin digging for evidence. Classic comedy, starring Simon Cadell, Su Pollard and Ruth Madoc

Penny-pinching Basil goes behind Sybil's back to save money on structural alterations to the hotel and hires an incompetent cowboy builder to do the job - an underhand tactic that ends up costing him dearly. Classic comedy, starring John Cleese and Prunella Scales

Prudish Basil resorts to increasingly desperate measures to prevent an unmarried couple lowering moral standards at his hotel. Unfortunately, as his efforts become increasingly frantic, he succeeds only in making a fool of himself. Classic comedy, starring John Cleese, Prunella Scales, Andrew Sachs and Connie Booth

Lee gets jealous when Lucy talks about her first love, so Daisy helps him turn the tables by setting him up with her gorgeous friend. However, he is surprised when things start moving very quickly between them. Comedy, guest starring Joanna Bobin (Secret Diary of a Call Girl), with Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Katy Wix

As Richie and Eddie prepare for their holiday in sunny Doncaster, they decide to tone up their muscles to impress the ladies. However, their ways of achieving trim figures are unconventional to say the least. Comedy, with Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Dom and Kay struggle to meet the Brightmarsh Gang's payment deadline, so she comes up with a devious plan involving Youth Pastor Tomi's church fund to try and get the cash together for the pay off. Kay is adamant this money cannot be touched, but will Dom be able to persuade him to take it? Comedy thriller, starring Gbemisola Ikumelo and Hammed Animashaun

Lee gets jealous when Lucy talks about her first love, so Daisy helps him turn the tables by setting him up with her gorgeous friend. However, he is surprised when things start moving very quickly between them. Comedy, guest starring Joanna Bobin (Secret Diary of a Call Girl), with Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Katy Wix