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Buying goods from the comfort of home

Buying goods from the comfort of home

After being shot during a robbery, Mike decides he needs to live every day as though it's his last, and he tells Carl that the time is right for him to quit the police force. Comedy, starring Billy Gardell and Melissa McCarthy

After re-reading the first draft of her novel, Molly realises that she hates it - so she decides to take a break from writing, by taking a mindless job at Vince's warehouse. Comedy, starring Billy Gardell and Melissa McCarthy

After being in a car accident with Meemaw, Sheldon refuses to ride in a car, with Missy using their trauma to her advantage at school. Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is being fixed

Mary and Meemaw takes Brenda on a girls' night out, while Sheldon is caught in a moral dilemma when offered a bootleg copy of a computer game he cannot afford. Missy ask Georgie to take her and Marcus on a secret date

Penny discovers she has a dedicated group of fans from her Serial Ape-ist days when she accompanies Leonard to a comic-con. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Amy host a brunch at Penny's flat, and stress over the baby's arrival prompts Howard to make an impulsive purchase

After the repairs are completed in Amy's flat, she lies to Sheldon by telling him that the work is still ongoing so they can carry on living together for a while longer. Leonard is upset when he finds out Penny has been moving his collectibles out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back

Sheldon goes to great lengths to convince Amy that they should have a baby together after they successfully complete a scientific experiment using their DNA samples. Raj is too embarrassed to tell his friends what the new woman in his life does for a living

Sheldon cannot contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague Bert has won a prestigious fellowship with an impressive grant. Elsewhere, Howard finds an old remote-controlled toy he made in the past, but the rest of the group do not seemed to be too impressed by it. Stephen Hawking guest stars

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny do their best to divide up all their possessions into two separate households, but tension ensues. Raj and Stuart compete to become indispensable to Howard and Bernadette as the baby's arrival looms. Christopher Lloyd guest stars

Sheldon and Amy's attempts to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home are interrupted by the news that Bernadette has gone into labour. However, it transpires that Howard, Raj and Stuart may have rushed the expectant mother to the hospital too early, with Raj having difficulty keeping the gender of the unborn child a secret

After spending the holidays apart, the gang get together to hear about Sheldon's and Amy's trip to his mother's, Leonard and Penny recall their Christmas tree adventure, and Howard and Bernadette open up about their first days as parents

Penny thinks that Leonard is taking her for granted and has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. Howard and Raj go to extreme lengths to deal with a squeaky floorboard in the baby's bedroom

Mike is taken out of his comfort zone when a test-drive becomes a road trip and the couple wind up at a five-star hotel, where they attempt to sneak into one of the vacant guest rooms. Comedy, starring Billy Gardell and Melissa McCarthy

Following a dramatic argument with Joyce over money, Mike and Molly make a hasty decision to move into Mike's childhood bedroom at Peggy's house. Comedy, starring Billy Gardell and Melissa McCarthy

Mike asks Carl to replace him as Molly's dance partner at a salsa class, but he gets jealous when he realises that they are having way too much fun. Comedy, with Billy Gardell and Melissa McCarthy

Sheldon tests a newly invented device after hearing that it can help him to read people's emotions. Leonard isn't happy when he finds out that Penny's brother is coming to town so that she can help him to find a job. Raj gathers his ex-girlfriends together so that they can give him some dating advice

Leonard and Howard attempt to distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows the progress of their work on the Air Force guidance system. Raj and Stuart look after baby Halley, while Penny and Amy take Bernadette out