TV Guide 4seven Wednesday

Guests Lorraine Kelly, Julian Clary and AJ Odudu join presenters Jo Brand and Tom Allen to recall the key events of Chocolate Week. The hosts also catch up with the latest baker to leave the tent, scrutinise the audience cakes and look at some viewers' home baking pictures

Self-described 'massive nerd' Ismaeel campaigns for a place in student parliament with hopes of getting everyone to love school as much as he does. Newly qualified maths teacher Mr Geary has his work cut out handling the more challenging students and with a national shortage of teachers, the rest of the staff come together to encourage him to find the joy in the job

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Derbyshire to rescue a 1971 Lamborghini Espada. This Italian supercar belongs to life-long petrolhead Ged, who bought it in 1977 for £4,000. However, Ged's aim to restore it to its former glory ground to a halt when serious health issues got in the way

Sophie and Charlotte Rodriguez help Ian and Claire from Worcestershire find a Spanish holiday home. With a budget of 130,000 euros and a severe dislike of bidets, the sisters have their work cut out. In Almeria, the Garners find Dawn and Ken a 'forever home' with enough space for their six children, 18 grandchildren and three great grandchildren to come visit with a budget of 220,000 euros

The architect meets a man trying to build the first UFO-styled prefabricated Futuro house seen in Britain for 50 years, and a woman creating a magical garden room using centuries-old techniques, involving earth, sand, straw and even human hair. George's Italian road trip takes him to a traditional village, where he discovers the most modern of houses with an extraordinary design featuring a floating swimming pool. And, as he and Will get down to work on their wilderness retreat, there's a close shave involving an oak tree

Lee Juggurnauth helps Leicestershire couple John and Karly, who have decided to take a leap and follow their dream of buying a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería that works for them as well as John's four children and eight grandchildren. With a budget of £90,000 to work within, property expert Lee soon some great options for the pair to consider

With their two daughters ready to leave home, adventurous Preston couple Geoff and Sally Taylor are looking to wind down and spend more quality time together. They fell in love with Costa Rica when they visited it on holiday and have decided to buy a holiday home on its Pacific Coast, so Ben Hillman shows the duo five properties in the region within their £300,000 budget

Alarm-company owner Bill Black kicks off a series of dinner parties in Dundee, where he hopes his belt-busting menu will impress his guests - proud Arbroathian Phil Petrie, English student Hannah Wilson, ferret fancier Alex Pithouse and 28-year-old Kim Gillespie - and make him an early contender for the £1,000 prize

Architectural technician Alex Pithouse hosts the second dinner party in Dundee, and aims to impress his guests by giving them an education in fine dining, complete with a complex menu and some good wines, as well as by introducing them to his three pet ferrets

Vegetarian Hannah Wilson prepares an Italian feast for her guests in Dundee, and in a bid to win over her carnivore guests she devises a cunning plan that involves dishing up some meat with the starter

The fourth night in Dundee is hosted by self-styled food critic Phil Petrie, who has been unimpressed with the culinary standard so far. He hopes to impress with his evening, but things begin to go wrong when he runs out of ingredients and leaves his guests feeling hungry

On the final night in Dundee, Kim Gillespie plans an ambitious menu, largely based on Yorkshire delights, with exotic dishes from Spain and Thailand also featuring - all accompanied by a Scottish choir singing American songs

Hosts Jonny and Sasha encourage all of their guests to relax in the idyll of their awe-inspiring rural setting at Haystacks Country Retreats in Birstwith, North Yorkshire. The group all get on swimmingly during an afternoon spent in some rowing boats in nearby Knaresborough, ensuring there's no needle at Haystacks

Reece Shearsmith reacts strangely to insects, Phil Ellis and Maisie Adam are repulsed by olives and Sanjeev Bhaskar remains calm in the face of a team-mate's incompetence. Meanwhile, Taskmaster Greg Davies' loyal assistant Alex Horne regrets giving Ania Magliano access to his phone

Jimmy Carr presents another comic compilation, featuring clips of appearances by Richard Ayoade, Claudia Winkleman, Stephen Merchant, Alan Carr, Aisling Bea, Rob Beckett, Melanie Brown, Greg Davies, Romesh Ranganathan, Danny Dyer, Mo Gilligan, Mel Giedroyc, Mr Blobby and many other celebrity players

The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week, with cameras capturing their instant reactions and the lively discussions that are prompted by the week's biggest and best shows

Babatunde Aléshé, Mo Gilligan, Andi Oliver, Rylan, Chris Packham, Shaun Ryder, Bez, Jane McDonald, Sara Cox, Annie Mac, Stephen Mangan, Gyles Brandreth, Lulu, Judi Love, Charlene White, Clare Balding, Alice Arnold and Bobby and Jeff Brazier review shows including Love Island, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, MILF Manor, Under Paris, The Motorway Hotel and Countdown