TV Guide 4seven Saturday

An actor searches for the perfect last words, a teacher slightly misunderstands the job and the late, great novelist EM Forster makes a surprise appearance in the wrong century. Plus, something that may or may not be a fire drill and there's a bit of confusion over who's the daddy. Comedy sketches written by and starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb, with Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Lara Ricote, Stevie Martin and Krystal Evans

The story of a man whose partner convinced him she had terminal cancer, and that she had a miscarriage. Devastated by the news, he doubled down on supporting her and goes to work renovating the home of her friend. What he discovers at that house unravels the many layers of deception that she has been weaving

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer head to Strathaven, Lanarkshire to help Frank and Wilma decide whether to sell their four-bedroom family home or invest in it to make it work for them. Frank is firmly on Team Love It, having raised their two children there, he is convinced they still have many happy years to come in the house, while Wilma is ready to sell now that their kids have flown the nest. Kirstie grapples with a poorly placed conservatory and a kitchen diner that struggles to fit the extend ed family in as she creates a plan to renovate while Phil is put through his paces trying to convince Frank to swap suburban life for sea views

In Waterbeach, Amber and Martin Brammah needed help with their three-bed semi. Amber, who owns her own fitness company and runs classes from home, was firmly Team List It. She wanted a bigger, brighter space for her clients and a more family-friendly layout in the rest of the house. Principal ecologist Martin was very much Team Love It. He liked his five-minute commute to work and believed that Kirstie could formulate a plan to transform their home. In one of the most turbulent builds ever, did Kirstie pull it out of the bag?

In Italy, Lucie and Jerry try to secure planning permission to rebuild their earthquake-damaged borgo. Kevin and Anna discover a secret underground cave at a former wine-making estate in France

Francesca and Carl have committed to bringing two abandoned Italian hilltop villages back to life, while tricky climate conditions lead to a worrying olive harvest at Lucie and Jerry's borgo. Kevin and Anna hope the opening of their new French pub will bring back the community spirit to a lost rural estate

In France, Kevin and Anna scale new heights as they tackle tricky roof repairs in a bid to save their historic estate. In Italy, Lucie and Jerry kick-start a new phase of their borgo's resurrection by re-instating its old lake, and Francesca and Carl face plumbing problems as they try to make their abandoned village fit for 21st-century life

Funeral service manager Peter Pickering hosts the second dinner party in Northamptonshire, hoping his traditional approach will win him the £1,000 cash prize. However, one guest does not like bread and butter pudding, and Stephanie is horrified by Jules's shocking revelation

As the third party from Northamptonshire gets under way, stay-at-home mum Stephanie Reeder's nerves are evident as she plans to serve classic fish and chips, while offering a glamorous clothes-swapping session for entertainment

Business planning manager Lauren Oxlade is the penultimate host in Northamptonshire. She reveals herself to be the dark horse of the competition when she invites a few surprising friends along to the party, and impresses with her organisational skills and passionate cooking style

Last to try his hand in Northamptonshire is managing director and proud northerner Carl Johnson, with a menu that includes gammon cooked in two litres of cola. Stephanie and Lauren are treated to a glimpse of the host in all his glory when they see what he has hanging above his bed - but it remains to be seen what the guests will make of his lumpy chocolate mousse

Last to try his hand in Northamptonshire is managing director and proud northerner Carl Johnson, with a menu that includes gammon cooked in two litres of cola. Stephanie and Lauren are treated to a glimpse of the host in all his glory when they see what he has hanging above his bed - but it remains to be seen what the guests will make of his lumpy chocolate mousse

Lee Juggurnauth heads to south-east Spain around the Costa Cálida to help Trevor and Mel from Birmingham find their dream holiday home. They're looking for a two-bedroom apartment for their budget of £67,000

The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week, with cameras capturing their instant reactions and the lively discussions that are prompted by the week's biggest and best shows

Some of Britain's best-loved personalities, join forces to critique the week's biggest TV shows. Taking part are Jennifer Saunders and daughter Beattie Edmondson, Danny and daughter Dani Dyer, Rylan and his mum Linda Clark, Jordan and Ashley Banjo with Perri Kiely, Babatunde Aléshé and Mo Gilligan, Zoe Ball and Woody Cook, Jane McDonald and her best friend Sue, Happy Mondays legends Shaun Ryder and Bez, naturalist Chris Packham and step-daughter Megan, DJ Nick Grimshaw and his niece Liv, Fearne Cotton and Gok Wan, Clare Balding and wife Alice Arnold, and actor Stephen Mangan with his sister Anita

The story of a man whose partner convinced him she had terminal cancer, and that she had a miscarriage. Devastated by the news, he doubled down on supporting her and goes to work renovating the home of her friend. What he discovers at that house unravels the many layers of deception that she has been weaving

Fifteen-year-old James comes in after being struck in the eye with an arrow during an archery class. Dr Ian, who treats him, shares his neurodiversity experience from childhood and the difficulties he faced growing up. Fifty-year-old joiner Chris has a wound to his head after a work accident, he shares his injuries and treatment with his many social media followers