TV Guide Dave Tuesday

Lee goes to watch Benji playing football for a local under-13 team and is unable to restrain himself on the touchline and becomes the competitive dad that all other parents want to avoid. Undaunted by the disapproval of Toby, who coaches the team, Lee sets about rigging the vote for the player of the year. With a guest appearance from veteran actor Melvyn Hayes

Lee throws everything at creating the perfect family Christmas, agreeing to Lucy's wishes to do something charitable and avoid anything going wrong. This moment of festive spirit sees the couple invite Wilfred, a lonely pensioner from the nearby care home, to join them for Christmas dinner. The only instruction is that Wilfred is not - under any circumstances - allowed to drink alcohol. However, given best friend Toby, uptight ice-queen Anna, Lucy's mum Wendy and curmudgeonly dad Geoffrey are all present, the chances of Lee ensuring this Christmas runs to plan look decidedly slim. Festive instalment of the long-running comedy, starring Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Hugh Dennis

Richard Ayoade focuses on technology for protection and security, making sure the Gadget Man house is kitted out with a smartphone-activated lock, scanning visitors with a portable metal detector and putting a robot on patrol. He is joined by actor Keith Allen to test a wallet tracker, a vest that makes the wearer look more muscular and a bulletproof bag, and also meets up with comedian Bill Bailey at a Cold War era nuclear bunker in Essex to try out a post-apocalyptic survival kit - much of which can also be used for camping holidays or festivals

The Top Gear presenter explores Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection, and heads into the wilderness to find evidence for evolution. He also explains how Darwin's work reveals a surprising link between mankind and cabbages, learns why the naturalist believed human bodies were the product of mutation, and considers the purpose of war

The Top Gear presenter unearths fascinating facts about the science of speed, including the fastest way to travel around the world, how to dodge a hurricane, what stops the moon falling out of the sky and why a six-ton chicken cannot run. He also discovers his cat knows more about terminal velocity than he does, learns how to catch a bullet with his teeth and investigates the wisdom of running home in the rain

A man kidnapped and beaten by a Mexican drug cartel flees across the bridge into America. At Progreso International Bridge, a woman is caught hiding anti-anxiety pills in her bra

Guy Martin visits Llandudno in north Wales to try to return the seaside resort to its former Victorian glory. Over the course of the winter, Guy gets stuck into restoration work on the town's pier, rebuilds an original helter skelter and services the town's funicular tramway. He learns how the appetite for sea-bathing began when word spread that it was good for the glands and finds out how engineering developments in factories also led to a revolution in musical instruments

Rick's journey draws to a close as he heads east from Oaxaca to the Yucatan Peninsula, where dishes like Papadzules and Sikil Pak are enjoyed in villages across the countryside. Here, locals feast on the hottest chilli of them all, the Habanero. Rick ends his journey feasting on grilled seafood in Tulum, along the shores of the Caribbean Sea

The actor grapples with catfish on the Tennessee River, and searches for blackfin tuna drawn to offshore oil production platforms in the Gulf of Mexico. He also tries his hand at the ancient method of bow fishing to catch carp in Nashville - but gets more than he bargained for with the appearance of an alligator gar

The team heads for Iceland in convertibles the Audi TT, Nissan 350Z and Chrysler Crossfire. The Ferrari F430 is put through its paces, and lyricist Tim Rice is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car

Jeremy Clarkson takes the BMW M5 for a spin to give his opinions on the model, and the presenters get dangerous as they try Russian roulette road-testing, in which they turn chauffeur for supposedly drunk drivers, reviewing their passenger's car in the process of taking them home. There is a debate about the merits of three hatchbacks - the Renault Megane, Vauxhall Astra VXR and Volkswagen Golf GTi - and broadcaster Chris Evans is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car

Si King and Dave Myers explore the links between American and British culinary cultures. They make clam chowder and chocolate brownies, before visiting London's Savoy hotel to discuss the history of the cocktail and reveal how the farmers' market is one of the UK's favourite imports from the United States