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Comedians Dave Gorman and Omid Djalili, TV presenter Davina McCall and journalist Janet Street-Porter join team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show, in which they try to dupe their opponents with plausible lies about themselves. Presented by Rob Brydon

Mike and Alison welcome the very first guests to their new bijoux B&B. While serving the couple breakfast, Alison realises that they are not enjoying their break and, fearing a bad review, utilises the surprising skills of Lady Button and Julian to ensure the pair make the most of their weekend away. Thomas is perplexed yet secretly thrilled by the sudden attention from the Plaguers, who, after admiring Alison's discarded portrait of him are now affording him celebrity status in Button House, hanging on to his every word. Supernatural comedy, starring Charlotte Ritchie, Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Simon Farnaby

Mary walks Julian through her journey of self-discovery and how she finally found her voice. Thomas realises enough is enough - he must go 'cold turkey' on his Alison addiction and needs Pat's undivided attention. Old friends of Mike check in to the guesthouse and agree to share the surprising secret of their success. The Captain is thrown by a change to his daily routine, so Kitty steps in to teach him how to live in the moment. Robin helps Lady Button to remember lost friends

The spooks' thoughtless behaviour sends Alison into meltdown, prompting them to come up with a creative way to get back into her good books and show her how truly sorry they are. Mary however, believing she has done nothing wrong, refuses to take any responsibility, not after the fiery fate that befell her the last time she took the blame for something she didn't do. Alison and Mike have a last-minute cancellation for the guesthouse and decide that a relaxing day off is exactly what they need. Comedy, starring Charlotte Ritchie, Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Simon Farnaby

A shocking revelation throws the Ghosts into disarray. Kitty looks to Pat for moral support, and while he is more than happy to oblige, he finds himself in deep water trying to offer her words of comfort. Another bombshell drops when Mike realises there have been some crossed wires over an event booking and he and Alison are forced into hosting an impromptu - and ill-prepared - children's birthday bash in order not to let two little girls down. Supernatural comedy, starring Charlotte Ritchie, Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Simon Farnaby

Rimmer is sent into a frenzy of scientific research when Holly recovers an unidentified pod floating in space, which the hologram is convinced is of alien origin. Meanwhile, Lister is thrilled to discover he was regarded as a god by Cat's people until he finds out what has been done in his name. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie, Danny John-Jules, Craig Charles and Norman Lovett

Lister comes down with a mutated strain of pneumonia that makes his feverish hallucinations come to life. Some of them turn out to be very tricky customers indeed, and wage a war over control of the patient's mind. Sci-fi comedy, starring Chris Barrie, Craig Charles and Craig Ferguson

The tensions of sharing a weekend cottage with friends are much in evidence as Lee and Lucy spend three nights in the New Forest with Toby and Anna. The beautiful countryside is forgotten as they squabble over who has the better bedroom, where they should go on their day trips, who should do the cooking and who should stay behind on the last day to tidy up the cottage. Comedy, starring Lee Mack, Sally Bretton, Hugh Dennis and Abigail Cruttenden

Lee thinks the twins are too young to be taught about sex at school and that their teacher Miss Anstis is too stuck up to teach it. He resolves that it is his duty as a father to teach his children everything he knows about the facts of life, discovering only when it is too late that his knowledge is somewhat limited. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton