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A man who fell through a window has a phobia of needles, which leads him to refuse any kind of pain relief and even attempt to discharge himself before his injuries are treated. An aggressive patient is brought in by four police officers after smashing up his mother's home, and has to undergo a toxicology test. Dr Audrey Fox tries to save the life of a patient who has overdosed, and a woman suffers a head injury after slipping on a slice of pizza her husband had left on the floor for their dog to eat

The hospital security team is called to reception after a suspected drug user is found passed out on the floor, while ex-factory worker Claude is determined to discharge himself after a bang on the head. Sixty-eight-year-old former fire fighter Stephen is brought in after passing out at home, and blood tests reveal that he has sepsis, an infection that causes more deaths than cancer

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston

Pip is taken by surprise when Posy and Jamila's imagination completely transforms a rainbow treasure hunt game, which makes him hesitant to deal with the constant distractions that drive him to make the game worse for everybody else

Susan tours the north of England, sticking to Yorkshire, where stunning Dales scenery and surprising local traditions await. She explores dragon boat racing on the Leeds-Liverpool Canal, escapes mock beheading in Kirkby Malzeard, and visits England's highest single-drop waterfall. The presenter also tastes Wensleydale cheese, joins renegade knitters, rides Britain's oldest tramway, and ends in Bradford with fairy photos, and Wallace and Gromit themselves

Ben heads to northern England to stay with a man who traded in his house for a life on the road, travelling the UK and joining a community of full-time nomads who survive off the grid. Ben meets Paul in Lincolnshire on board his 30-year-old converted military truck. They travel to the coastline to stay overnight on the beach, go on a road trip and meet up with Paul's nomadic community. Along the way, Ben is intrigued how such a lifestyle is possible in the UK, with its strict camping laws

Coverage of the opening session of the second semi-final on day six from Manchester Central, where eight frames are scheduled to be played. Mark Selby produced a strong display in last year's corresponding session to take a 6-2 lead over Ding Junhui. Katie Shanahan presents, with analysis and commentary from Stephen Hendry, John Higgins, Alan McManus and Matthew Stevens

Documentary focusing on Reuben Owen from Our Yorkshire Farm, attempting to grow his new heavy plant machinery business with his best friends Tommy and Sarah in the Yorkshire Dales. In this first episode, we join the team at the start of Reuben's second year of trading. They have won a contract to restore life to an old fishing pond at a grand country estate in County Durham by excavating 6,000 tons of silt

Medical staff are faced with an aggressive patient who was brought in by police after being pushed down a flight of concrete stairs, and is shouting and swearing. Doctors are concerned that his behaviour could be as a result of a serious head injury. Doctor Andrew administers morphine to help a woman in agony, but the medics grow worried when her screams turn to silence

A young man has to be restrained by police officers and security personnel in the ambulance bay after shouting and swearing at medical staff. Simon is rushed to hospital with serious injuries after being thrown off his horse and cart at high speed, and an initial CT scan reveals the 73-year-old has multiple broken bones