TV Guide That's TV Wednesday

The family celebrate Christmas in true rock 'n' roll style, choosing to ignore the news that one of their tour drivers has been arrested for crashing his truck while engaging in unusual activities with a prostitute. Sharon prepares for the big day with a spending spree in her favourite designer shops and Ozzy's son from a previous marriage drops by to take part in the festivities _ but will Jack and Kelly be able to retain their goodwill without falling back into their usual pattern of abuse and sibling rivalry?

Hit 70s sitcom starring Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker as brother and sister Eli and Nellie Pledge, forced to run a family pickle factory together in Lancashire. S7, E5: The One That Got Away

The August bank holiday coincides with a heatwave and in the old carriage kitchen, Sammie swelters with 100 meals to prepare and serve, while on the loco footplates the boiler kicks out an extra 1,000 degrees of heat. A trackside wall collapse threatens to stop the railway in its tracks, though a curious group of volunteers called the Wombles comes to the rescue, working through the night to get it fixed. Elsewhere, Piglet comes up with a money-spinner by sending one of the locos, little Engine 29, to another railway

Arthur's prestige as a pillar of the community is boosted by an invitation to address a meeting of his local Rotary Club - which is being held in the very hotel where Terry is acting as temporary house detective. However, a pair of thieves posing as priests and a mangeress equally as crooked as Arthur threaten to ruin his grand moment. Drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman

Scandal threatens to engulf Eaton Place as news spreads that James, already heavily in debt, has made one of the Bellamys' servants pregnant. Period drama, starring Gordon Jackson, Jean Marsh and David Langton

Alan starts dating a posh new girlfriend, but makes the mistake of asking Rigsby for advice on how to conduct himself in polite company - a sure-fire recipe for disaster. Comedy, starring Leonard Rossiter and Richard Beckinsale

Gary's time-travelling excursions are threatened by the imminent demolition of his only route back to 1941 - which may spell the end of love's young dream. Nicholas Lyndhurst, Dervla Kirwan and Michelle Holmes star

Jack suffers a conflict of emotions when an old friend asks him for a helping hand. Period drama, starring James Bolam

Arthur's prestige as a pillar of the community is boosted by an invitation to address a meeting of his local Rotary Club - which is being held in the very hotel where Terry is acting as temporary house detective. However, a pair of thieves posing as priests and a mangeress equally as crooked as Arthur threaten to ruin his grand moment. Drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman

Frank has problems with a hi-tech toilet while staying with his brother-in-law, but the bungler's attempts to put it right result in more than a few crossed wires. Slapstick comedy, starring Michael Crawford and Michele Dotrice

The visiting head of an African nation turns out to be an old college pal of Hacker - who promptly sets about trying to offload some British-made oil-rigging gear. Satirical comedy set in the world of Westminster, starring Paul Eddington and Nigel Hawthorne

Madge comes to terms with bad news from her doctor and makes the most of her last few days in the sun, while Mick braces himself to tell the family about her diagnosis. Kenneth decides to go on a health kick, hiring Liam as his personal trainer, and the Solana guests take part in an eating competition, organised by Cyril in his new role as assistant manager. He's keen to ensure they use the cheapest food available, and the resulting hog roast leads to the contestants taking on more than they bargained for

Arthur and Terry rescue Greek-Cypriot Charlie from a beating and learn that his cousin is being threatened by another relative who wants to take over their restaurant. Encouraged by Charlie who is vowing revenge, Terry takes a job in the establishment to try to catch the tormentors red-handed

Vintage comedy, starring Warren Mitchell and Una Stubbs

One of David's obnoxious former schoolfriends turns up at the hotel and soon puts a spanner in the works by taking a photo of him kissing Linda. Roger Sloman guest-stars in the sitcom, with Keith Barron, Joanna Van Gyseghem and Gwen Taylor

Having released her debut single - a cover of Madonna's Papa Don't Preach - Kelly prepares for her first performance at the MTV Movie Awards, while Ozzy and Sharon visit Washington for a banquet with the President. Featuring an appearance by Star Wars actress Natalie Portman