TV Guide That's TV Wednesday

While still suffering from his broken foot, Ozzy foolishly mixes medicine with alcohol and takes a psychedelic walk with Jack's dog. Kelly falls out with her brother, convinced the recognition he has received for his music career is undeserved, and the self-appointed Prince of Darkness informs the family that he is sick to the back teeth of their arguing and doesn't want them to join him on the road for his birthday

David's overbearing influence threatens to spoil the millennium celebrations on Holy Island and motivates Pete and Adam to set sail on a fateful boat trip to the mainland. Nevertheless, dawn brings new hope for the future, as the couples patch up their differences and endeavour to make a fresh start

Elizabeth spends Christmas apart from Lawrence, confessing her sorrows to her parents, but a surprise lies in store for the Bellamys. Meanwhile, tension brews between Hudson and Thomas. Nicola Pagett and Gordon Jackson star

David lies to Amy that his doctor has told him he will suffer a nervous breakdown unless he takes a holiday. He claims to be heading to Spain with an old friend, but is actually planning a romantic reunion with Linda. Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor star

Harold discovers a rare piece of porcelain and puts it up for auction, while Albert gets locked in the outdoor toilet. Derek Nimmo guest stars, with Wilfrid Brambell and Harry H Corbett

The staff learn the Prime Minister is coming to dinner, but Alf is too preoccupied with Lady Lavender to care. At the factory, Teddy's flirtations with the factory girls causes a mass walk-out

Rigsby's divorce finally comes through, and he wastes no time in proposing to Miss Jones - but makes the mistake of asking his low-life brother Ron to be best man. Final episode of Eric Chappell's classic comedy, which finally reveals Rigsby's Christian name. Leonard Rossiter stars

Phoebe devotes her attention to new American customers, so Gary consoles himself with a trip to buy Jeep parts for Ron. However, his spending spree is rudely interrupted by an ugly outbreak of racial hatred within the US army. Time-travelling comedy series, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, Dervla Kirwan and Victor McGuire

First in an evening of Carry On programmes celebrating the popular comedy film series. The gang's first TV special, originally broadcast in 1969, which consists of a series of sketches based on classic festive story A Christmas Carol - with supporting characters including Frankenstein's monster and Dracula. Sid James heads the cast as Scrooge, with Barbara Windsor, Frankie Howerd, Charles Hawtrey, Hattie Jacques, Bernard Bresslaw, Terry Scott and Peter Butterworth

A hard-hearted skinflint refuses to join in with the spirit of the festive season - until a succession of spectral visitors teaches him the error of his ways by showing him visions of the past, present and future. Adaptation of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Alastair Sim, Mervyn Johns, Kathleen Harrison, Jack Warner, Michael Hordern, Hermione Baddeley, Hattie Jacques and George Cole

Bob and Terry seek sanctuary from the news so they can watch TV highlights of an England v Bulgaria football match without knowing the result, but they are pursued by the relentless Flint, who has bet them they cannot escape the final score. James Bolam and Rodney Bewes star, with Brian Glover and Donald Gee

The lifts in Auntie Vera's block of flats are playing up, which is no good with her hips, so she announces to Sharon and Tracey that she is moving in with them. There's just one little snag - the only available room is Dorien's - and she is somewhat dismayed to be told that family comes first. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph, with a guest appearance from Kate Williams (Love Thy Neighbour)

Donald and Jacqueline start a collection to help Madge through her financial troubles, but she proves less than grateful. The Garveys visit a water park, only to discover Noreen has brought along her irritable daughter Pauline. Mateo plans to get rid of his annoyingly efficient new workmate, and there's trouble when Sam and Natalie hit a nightclub with Liam in tow

Kelly becomes fixated on punishing herself after losing the baby - and despite Marty's attempts to intervene, her self-destructive behaviour soon puts her life at risk. Dom's views on the nature of women disgust Karen, who unexpectedly agrees to his proposal for a bet that also involves an unwitting Ruby. Meanwhile, Avril is alarmed to see her colleague Calum dispensing the wrong medication at the pharmacy

With Amy having sent all his clothes to the cleaners, David finds himself borrowing a waiter's uniform. He tries to convince his wife that he won't pursue his relationship with Linda, but she remains dubious about his intentions and keen to humiliate him further. Comedy, starring Keith Barron, Gwen Taylor and Joanna Van Gyseghem

Jack invites his friend Dill - a professional skater - to stay at the house. No stranger to alcohol and drugs, he makes himself rather more at home than the rest of the family are comfortable with, leading Ozzy and Sharon to insist that he leave. Meanwhile, Lola the bulldog is given away without Jack's knowledge