TV Guide That's TV Wednesday

David lies to Amy that his doctor has told him he will suffer a nervous breakdown unless he takes a holiday. He claims to be heading to Spain with an old friend, but is actually planning a romantic reunion with Linda. Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor star

First-ever episode. The family's move into a luxurious new Beverly Hills home is held up by a furniture problem, and while Sharon tries to calm things down, Ozzy guests on The Tonight Show

Hit 70s sitcom starring Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker as brother and sister Eli and Nellie Pledge, forced to run a family pickle factory together in Lancashire. S5, E4: A Man And A Woman

Beginning in the picturesque city of Cologne, with its world renowned cathedral, we take the train along the famous Rhine, with a rare view from the East bank and finishing in the city of Frankfurt.

Motionciser from Dr Ho provides passive motion exercise. With 10 vibration speed levels, you choose the intensity that works for you. Plus heat function for added comfort and therapy. Teleshopping.

A couple of the birds are forced to fly this week when one of them becomes fed up of being treated like a doormat. It seems Tracey has had enough of visits from Dorien's gentleman callers to her home, and is equally unhappy that her sister doesn't contribute to the household finances, so she throws them both out. The pair of them are soon holed up together in Sharon's old bedsit, where they decide to take a united stand - but things are never quite that straightforward. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph

Richard and Virginia honeymoon in Paris, but on their return are forced to reconsider their hopes of moving into a smaller home. Meanwhile, Eddie and Daisy return to Eaton Place to discover how much life at the house has changed

On the final night of their holiday, David and Linda decide to slip away and meet up for a final drink. They meet at Pedro's bar, but their respective spouses soon put in an appearance. Comedy, starring Keith Barron, Gwen Taylor, Joanna Van Gyseghem and Neil Stacy

Harold's odious long-lost brother Arthur turns up out of the blue and loses no time in worming his way back into Albert's affections - not to mention his wallet. Kenneth J Warren guests

Harry the signalman has fattened up a lovely turkey in time for Christmas, but the turkey seems to have other plans. Comedy, starring Su Pollard. First broadcast 8 July 1996

Tired of getting nowhere with Miss Jones, Rigsby switches his amorous attentions to new lodger Marilyn, who turns out to be an exotic dancer - complete with python. Classic comedy, starring Leonard Rossiter, Richard Beckinsale and Don Warrington

Gary is captured by the Germans, while the real Colonel Dupont turns up at the Royal Oak expecting to share a bed with Phoebe, and Ron thinks all his birthdays have come at once when he is seduced by a beautiful model. Nicholas Lyndhurst stars

Arthur loses a fortune in cash when his wine supplier is mugged and the money he entrusted is stolen. To add insult to injury the dodgy entrepreneur becomes the prime suspect for the attack, leading him and Terry on a mission to prove his innocence. George Cole stars

Frank's new job as a motorcycle dispatch rider requires him to take a test - but after setting out on the wrong route, he inadvertently places the unfortunate examiner in a dangerous situation. Comedy, starring Michael Crawford and Michele Dotrice

In the first episode, Billy and Sheron celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary with a holiday, but Rob's imminent arrival with a special friend is likely to cause a family feud. Meanwhile, Sam is left in charge at the Solana, and cannot resist trying to make some extra cash by organising a raffle in Neptunes, and anticipation is in the air as Joyce and Monty's big day arrives. However, things go from bad to worse when Monty finds himself, and the guests, in quite a predicament, and it's up to Kenneth to save the day

Kev gets into hot water for telling an over-amorous customer he is about to be married. When the news sweeps through the pub, he dashes home and proposes to Veronica - but there is the small matter of his impending wedding to deal with. Elsewhere, Ian's rejection of Mandy Maguire's advances backfires in potentially violent fashion when her brothers come looking for him

The unexpected arrival of Amy and Robert prompts David and Linda to act quickly to explain what they are doing together at the hotel. However, the depth of David's deceit is exposed when Amy reveals she has learned that the friend he is supposed to be vacationing with has been dead for three years. Comedy, starring Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor

The fly-on-the-wall look at Ozzy Osbourne and his family continues with them settling into their new home. As the dogs start to eat the furniture and leave 'presents' everywhere on the carpet, Sharon enlists the help of a pet therapist - much to Ozzy's amusement. Elsewhere, Kelly is stopped by the police for bad driving