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Martin and Kate fail to get away from the resort and find themselves babysitting Telle's youngster Coolio. Mel decides not to tackle Wuthering Heights at the karaoke night following his near-death experience, and springs a surprise on Madge. Comedy, starring Johnny Vegas, Geoffrey Hutchings, Abigail Cruttenden and Nicholas Burns

Arthur is captivated by an attractive female vocalist, who boasts limited musical talent. Nevertheless, he uses his contacts to secure a gig for her at a club run by a dodgy entertainment manager, and soon both he and Terry find themselves immersed in the seedier side of the showbiz industry during a night's work in a disco. Comedy drama, starring Dennis Waterman and George Cole

David and Linda's relationship enters a new phase as they resolve to leave the resort together - but Amy is determined to hang on to her husband at all costs

Mr Roper decides he will not allow the flatmates to have a party. Comedy, starring Brian Murphy

The legendary BAFTA-winning music and comedy show from Thames TV. All in the best possible taste!

A selection of live performances from TV music shows in the 1960s for a genuine taste of the best of the '60s

In protest of Eli's habits, Nellie moves into a bedsit in another part of town _ how long before her brother misses that 'woman's touch'?

Hit 70s sitcom starring Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker as brother and sister Eli and Nellie Pledge, forced to run a family pickle factory together in Lancashire

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Rigsby jumps to the conclusion that Philip has bought him the kind of curvaceous Christmas cracker every man dreams of, but, as usual, his happiness is short-lived. Vintage 1975 seasonal special, starring Leonard Rossiter, Don Warrington, Richard Beckinsale and Gay Rose

In an attempt to gain some time together David and Linda enlist gormless, accident-prone Neville as a go-between, knowing that neither Amy or Robert can stand him. However, he proves to be particularly inept at the task and innocently leads Amy to the would-be lovers' rendezvous

Captain Hammond's former batman tries to blackmail Lady Marjorie with incriminating letters she wrote three years previously

Joey gets closer to Roxy, who has left home after rowing with her husband Stan, while Lilo Lil brings Freddie home with a broken leg

Harold scrapes together enough cash to open an account at a local bank, and immediately sets about trying to con the manager into giving him a huge loan. Classic comedy, with Harry H Corbett and Wilfrid Brambell

Jack and May have problems with their teenage daughter, and it's dance night and Ethel is excited about hoping to find love at last

Alan and Philip goad Rigsby into fasting for three days - and it is not long before he is stealing Vienna's cat food to stave off the pangs of hunger. With Leonard Rossiter and Richard Beckinsale

Robin regrets sampling Mr Roper's home brew when he is breathalysed during a driving lesson with Chrissy. Comedy series, with Richard O'Sullivan

Yvonne's absence causes problems for Gary when Ron needs his help, while Phoebe's mother-in-law turns up at the Royal Oak

Tom meets a rich lady who is trying to find her father and agrees to help

Crafty entrepreneur Arthur attempts to sell off cheap reproduction pottery to a Brighton antiques dealer, but gets drawn into a shady horse-racing deal instead. George Cole and Dennis Waterman star

Bob wallows in self-pity, convinced he will never be able to cope without Thelma and increasingly worried about what the neighbours will think of Terry's home-making efforts. Starring Rodney Bewes, James Bolam and Brigit Forsyth

Chrissy wonders whether she is desirable, and Robin's lack of response leaves her downhearted. Comedy, starring Paula Wilcox and Richard O'Sullivan

Joey gets closer to Roxy, who has left home after rowing with her husband Stan, while Lilo Lil brings Freddie home with a broken leg

Tracey and Sharon get a glimpse of their future together when they see two elderly sisters in a supermarket, making them worry about what life has in store for them. Meanwhile, Dorien wins her court case and decides to celebrate with a big party. Sitcom, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph