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Vintage comedy, starring Warren Mitchell and Una Stubbs

One of David's obnoxious former schoolfriends turns up at the hotel and soon puts a spanner in the works by taking a photo of him kissing Linda. Roger Sloman guest-stars in the sitcom, with Keith Barron, Joanna Van Gyseghem and Gwen Taylor

Having released her debut single - a cover of Madonna's Papa Don't Preach - Kelly prepares for her first performance at the MTV Movie Awards, while Ozzy and Sharon visit Washington for a banquet with the President. Featuring an appearance by Star Wars actress Natalie Portman

Hit 70s sitcom starring Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker as brother and sister Eli and Nellie Pledge, forced to run a family pickle factory together in Lancashire. S7, E7: Far From The Madding Pong

One of the biggest events on the NYMR timetable is the annual War Weekend. The event, which sees the whole railway transformed into a nostalgic snapshot of wartime Britain, is hugely popular with steam enthusiasts, war re-enactors and others fascinated by days gone by. Coming towards the end of the railway's season the event is vital to bring in much-needed funds to see it through the quiet winter months. For its 20th year, the railway has brought in a new attraction - a huge Second World War artillery gun. However, getting the monster gun into position proves a mission in itself

Terry intervenes in a tug-of-love dispute concerning an Anglo-Italian Mancini family, and finds himself unwittingly threatening the success of Arthur's latest money-making venture - a health club. Dennis Waterman and George Cole star

Elizabeth longs for a baby, but Lawrence is incapable of consummating their marriage and asks Sir Edwin Partridge to step in and help save it. Nicola Pagett and Gordon Jackson star

New tenant Osborne seemingly dies after eating a bowl of Miss Jones' home-made soup, plunging the household into mourning - but Rigsby is the one who ends up being measured for a coffin. Classic comedy, starring Leonard Rossiter

Following a particularly dismal Christmas holiday, Gary desperately tries to find a way of seeing in the New Year with both Yvonne and Phoebe - a situation made worse by his wartime landlady's threat to chuck him out after a night of illicit passion. Time-travelling comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, Dervla Kirwan and Michelle Holmes

Jack faces a challenge from an old adversary. James Mitchell's down-to-earth drama, starring James Bolam and Susan Jameson

Terry intervenes in a tug-of-love dispute concerning an Anglo-Italian Mancini family, and finds himself unwittingly threatening the success of Arthur's latest money-making venture - a health club. Dennis Waterman and George Cole star

Things start to look up for the Warrenders as Norman's job prospects improve, but things are not running so smoothly in the Pinner household - especially when Vince goes to court for his divorce hearing and ends up losing most of his money

Robin and Jo become concerned when Chrissy starts dating an older man - so they decide to play gooseberry. Comedy, starring Richard O'Sullivan

Frank is given the seemingly simple task of crossing the road to call the doctor - but finds a way to bring mayhem to his mission. Betty then mistakenly locks the hapless hero out of the house, prompting a neighbour to mistake him for a burglar. Classic comedy, starring Michael Crawford

Cutbacks to the civil service threaten the permanent secretary's position so Sir Humphrey tries to manipulate Hacker into abandoning his new policy. Satirical comedy, starring Paul Eddington and Nigel Hawthorne

The CEO of the Solana Hotel Group (guest star Joan Collins) tells Joyce to downgrade the resort to its original three-star status, and she agrees, but not before she's made sure Cyril's reputation remains untarnished. Meanwhile, Donald and Jacqueline's old friend Queenie (Rustie Lee) is in town for a party with the local swingers' association and arranges for Donald to meet his all-time hero Pepe Le Cruz and his wife Agnes (The Krankies). Pedalo-hire girl Elena comes looking for Michael, and Kenneth has an unexpected visitor at the salon

Bearer bonds go missing from gangster Bobby Altman, and suspect Billy Gilpin appears at Arthur's house wanting to get out of town. Terry drives him to a hotel, but when Altman finds out he believes Arthur is involved and tries to establish the truth. George Baker and Roy Kinnear guest star

On the final night of their holiday, David and Linda decide to slip away and meet up for a final drink. They meet at Pedro's bar, but their respective spouses soon put in an appearance. Comedy, starring Keith Barron, Gwen Taylor, Joanna Van Gyseghem and Neil Stacy

Ozzy is devastated to learn Sharon has cancer and begins drinking to cope with the stress - but she vows not to let the illness beat her, and urges him to be strong as well. Meanwhile, Kelly records her debut album in New York and Jack takes up surfing - only to break his elbow