TV Guide That's TV Thursday

The unexpected arrival of Amy and Robert prompts David and Linda to act quickly to explain what they are doing together at the hotel. However, the depth of David's deceit is exposed when Amy reveals she has learned that the friend he is supposed to be vacationing with has been dead for three years. Comedy, starring Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor

The fly-on-the-wall look at Ozzy Osbourne and his family continues with them settling into their new home. As the dogs start to eat the furniture and leave 'presents' everywhere on the carpet, Sharon enlists the help of a pet therapist - much to Ozzy's amusement. Elsewhere, Kelly is stopped by the police for bad driving

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The lifts in Auntie Vera's block of flats are playing up, which is no good with her hips, so she announces to Sharon and Tracey that she is moving in with them. There's just one little snag - the only available room is Dorien's - and she is somewhat dismayed to be told that family comes first. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph, with a guest appearance from Kate Williams (Love Thy Neighbour)

James writes a letter to the Times calling on the government to help thousands of unemployed former soldiers and is surprised by the public response to his appeal. The Conservative Party are impressed and offer him a position as candidate at a local by-election

David lies to Amy that his doctor has told him he will suffer a nervous breakdown unless he takes a holiday. He claims to be heading to Spain with an old friend, but is actually planning a romantic reunion with Linda. Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor star

Harold enthusiastically sets about writing an article for the parish magazine, convinced literary success is just around the corner - but Albert ruins his dreams of the high life. Classic comedy, starring Harry H Corbett and Wilfrid Brambell

Alan starts dating a posh new girlfriend, but makes the mistake of asking Rigsby for advice on how to conduct himself in polite company - a sure-fire recipe for disaster. Comedy, starring Leonard Rossiter and Richard Beckinsale

Chrissy and Jo are seeking an additional female flatmate, so Robin has to get in touch with his feminine side. The first episode of the 1970s comedy series, with Richard O'Sullivan, Paula Wilcox and Sally Thomsett

Gary crams two assignations into a hectic day, seeing Phoebe in the present and Yvonne in the past. As for Ron, he is everywhere. Time-travelling comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, Elizabeth Carling, Emma Amos and Victor McGuire

Terry tries to help his friend Kate evict some unwanted tenants, but comes to doubt her motives. Meanwhile, Arthur is desperate to get into the property market and tries to sell Terry's flat without telling him. Guest starring Toyah Willcox and Simon Cadell

Frank goes to Australia House to discuss his emigration request, but his lack of qualifications leaves the official decidedly unimpressed. Classic comedy, starring Michael Crawford and Michele Dotrice

When a child goes missing from a party, Frank's desire to help turns even the ice-cream man into a suspect. To make matters worse, the youngster is found with nine-year-old tearaway Debbie - leaving the Gallaghers with the challenge to get the kid back. Drama series, starring David Threlfall, Anne-Marie Duff and Rebecca Ryan

Ozzy's new album is released and a promotional tour kicks into high gear