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One of David's obnoxious former schoolfriends turns up at the hotel and soon puts a spanner in the works by taking a photo of him kissing Linda. Roger Sloman guest-stars in the sitcom, with Keith Barron, Joanna Van Gyseghem and Gwen Taylor

Ozzy breaks a leg and has to postpone the rest of his tour, but his plans for a bit of peace and quiet at home are dashed when he realises Jack and Kelly have turned the house into an after-hours nightclub

Hit 70s sitcom starring Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker as brother and sister Eli and Nellie Pledge, forced to run a family pickle factory together in Lancashire. S6, E6: A Question Of Taste

Hit 70s sitcom starring Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker as brother and sister Eli and Nellie Pledge, forced to run a family pickle factory together in Lancashire. S6, E7: A Pair Of Bloomers

The last steam-worked main lines on the Southern Region, from Waterloo to Salisbury and Weymouth are recalled on this all-colour programme which features cine film made between 1958 and 1967.

Tracey is nominated by Auntie Vera to take over her Pearly Queen title, but when Sharon finds out, she tries to outperform her sister to bag the role for herself. Meanwhile, Dorien reluctantly agrees to a family reunion. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph

Lady Bellamy employs a cockney parlourmaid who claims to be French and calls herself Clemence. Period drama charting the relationships between a wealthy family and their servants. Starring Gordon Jackson and Jean Marsh

With Amy having sent all his clothes to the cleaners, David finds himself borrowing a waiter's uniform. He tries to convince his wife that he won't pursue his relationship with Linda, but she remains dubious about his intentions and keen to humiliate him further. Comedy, starring Keith Barron, Gwen Taylor and Joanna Van Gyseghem

Harold is offered a piano and enlists the help of Albert in moving it, only to discover it's on the top floor of a block of flats. Harry H Corbett and Wilfrid Bramble star

Rigsby tries to drum up support for his local election candidate, but finds Alan and Philip have other ideas about who should represent their interests. Leonard Rossiter, Frances de la Tour, Richard Beckinsale and Don Warrington star

Arthur spots a potential darts champion and enters him in a contest, where he duly gets nobbled. Undeterred, the dodgy dealer comes up with the idea of staging his own darts tournament. However, fewer players than expected enter, and Arthur is left scrambling to raise the prize money. Comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman

Penny decides to break off her relationship with Vince, and looks forward to telling him the news - but wonders whether she will ever get the chance, considering he has not called in weeks. Comedy, with Jan Francis and Paul Nicholas

A group of businessmen due to stay at the manor are expecting some culture, Shakespeare and opera, but there seems to be only one answer with no money to spend on entertainment. Comedy sequel, starring John Inman

Tracey is nominated by Auntie Vera to take over her Pearly Queen title, but when Sharon finds out, she tries to outperform her sister to bag the role for herself. Meanwhile, Dorien reluctantly agrees to a family reunion. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph

Donald's practical joker pal Wink causes a stir when he checks in, Martin begs Kate to take him back and the Oracle tells his mum Noreen he is leaving home. Madge and Mel decide to stay and pursue a new business in the resort, but need to get permission from the deputy mayor. Stuart McGugan and Keith Barron guest star

Apparently successful entrepreneur Clive Cosgrove loses his 'confidence' after Arthur and Terry attend his wedding celebrations. Vintage comedy drama, guest starring Patrick Mower, with George Cole and Dennis Waterman

On the final night of their holiday, David and Linda decide to slip away and meet up for a final drink. They meet at Pedro's bar, but their respective spouses soon put in an appearance. Comedy, starring Keith Barron, Gwen Taylor, Joanna Van Gyseghem and Neil Stacy

While still suffering from his broken foot, Ozzy foolishly mixes medicine with alcohol and takes a psychedelic walk with Jack's dog. Kelly falls out with her brother, convinced the recognition he has received for his music career is undeserved, and the self-appointed Prince of Darkness informs the family that he is sick to the back teeth of their arguing and doesn't want them to join him on the road for his birthday