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David lies to Amy that his doctor has told him he will suffer a nervous breakdown unless he takes a holiday. He claims to be heading to Spain with an old friend, but is actually planning a romantic reunion with Linda. Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor star

Jack invites his friend Dill - a professional skater - to stay at the house. No stranger to alcohol and drugs, he makes himself rather more at home than the rest of the family are comfortable with, leading Ozzy and Sharon to insist that he leave. Meanwhile, Lola the bulldog is given away without Jack's knowledge

Hit 70s sitcom starring Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker as brother and sister Eli and Nellie Pledge, forced to run a family pickle factory together in Lancashire. S7, E3: The French Disconnection

Hit 70s sitcom starring Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker as brother and sister Eli and Nellie Pledge, forced to run a family pickle factory together in Lancashire. S7, E4: Get Out Of That

We look at the now-preserved Severn Valley line from Kidderminster to Bewdley. We explain why these long-closed railways are still remembered with such affection by those who travelled on them.

As the comedy returns, there's bad news for the Stubbs family as they hear that Tracey's ex-husband has died and she has to decide what kind of send-off to give him. Sharon wants it to be nice for the boys, Chigwell's criminal fraternity are keen to make it special, while Dorien seems more interested in just finding the right outfit. Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke and Lesley Joseph star, with appearances from Spandau Ballet's Martin Kemp and one-time EastEnder Jamie Foreman (Derek Branning)

The family are devastated when unscrupulous burglars take advantage of their absence at Darryl's funeral to ransack the house. But rather than involve the Old Bill, they decide to track down their possessions themselves, setting out on a trail that takes them from a snooker parlour and a pawnbroker's to an infamous local drag club. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke and Linda Robson

Sharon disapproves of Tracey dating policeman Barry, especially as she appears to be neglecting Garth's feelings about his dear, departed dad, leading to a major argument between the sisters. Can Dorien solve their problems in her new role as a magazine agony aunt? Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph

A couple of the birds are forced to fly this week when one of them becomes fed up of being treated like a doormat. It seems Tracey has had enough of visits from Dorien's gentleman callers to her home, and is equally unhappy that her sister doesn't contribute to the household finances, so she throws them both out. The pair of them are soon holed up together in Sharon's old bedsit, where they decide to take a united stand - but things are never quite that straightforward. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph

The lifts in Auntie Vera's block of flats are playing up, which is no good with her hips, so she announces to Sharon and Tracey that she is moving in with them. There's just one little snag - the only available room is Dorien's - and she is somewhat dismayed to be told that family comes first. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph, with a guest appearance from Kate Williams (Love Thy Neighbour)

Tracey is very welcoming when a surprise visitor turns up in the form of the attractive Emma, although Sharon is suspicious of the newcomer and Dorien is shocked to the core. Travis, on the other hand, is over the moon. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson, Lesley Joseph and Charlie Quirke

Travis has serious school news that he is scared to break to his mum, so Sharon decides to pass herself off as Tracey and sort out his problems. However, her efforts only land the family in more trouble and it is left to Dorien to help out - using her skills of seduction. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson, Lesley Joseph and Charlie Quirke

Sharon and Tracey suspect that Dorien is fast approaching a big birthday and decide that, whether she likes it or not, the event calls for a celebration. Comedy, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph

Harold holds a meeting of the local Labour Party in his front room, hoping to be appointed the official candidate for Shepherd's Bush - but proves to be too working-class to fit in with their upwardly mobile aspirations. Vintage comedy, starring Harry H Corbett and Wilfrid Brambell

Harold attracts a new admirer - a gay antiques dealer whose persistent attentions send Albert's homophobia into overdrive and provoke a classic father-son confrontation. Vintage comedy, starring Harry H Corbett and Wilfrid Brambell

The Garveys arrive to stay at Madge's luxury villa, only to discover she has sold it to a TV personality and promptly disappeared. While Troy nurses his ailing father back at home, Gavin turns up at the Solana resort with a new companion - his salon underling Kenneth - who seems determined to take advantage of the free food, and Mateo struggles to get used to his surprising new colleague at the pool bar. Comedy, guest starring Cilla Black and Denise Welch

Arthur excludes Terry from his latest business venture, prompting him to embark on a search for alternative employment. Comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman

The unexpected arrival of Amy and Robert prompts David and Linda to act quickly to explain what they are doing together at the hotel. However, the depth of David's deceit is exposed when Amy reveals she has learned that the friend he is supposed to be vacationing with has been dead for three years. Comedy, starring Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor

The family celebrate Christmas in true rock 'n' roll style, choosing to ignore the news that one of their tour drivers has been arrested for crashing his truck while engaging in unusual activities with a prostitute. Sharon prepares for the big day with a spending spree in her favourite designer shops and Ozzy's son from a previous marriage drops by to take part in the festivities _ but will Jack and Kelly be able to retain their goodwill without falling back into their usual pattern of abuse and sibling rivalry?