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Ozzy's new album is released and a promotional tour kicks into high gear

David is caught up with the idea of raising Josh, while Jenny's attempt to comfort Adam about the abortion results in a passionate kiss - but when Pete reads about the incident in her diary, he jumps to the wrong conclusion and reacts violently. Helen Baxendale, James Nesbitt, Robert Bathurst and Hermione Norris star

First in an evening of Carry On programmes celebrating the popular comedy film series. The gang's first TV special, originally broadcast in 1969, which consists of a series of sketches based on classic festive story A Christmas Carol - with supporting characters including Frankenstein's monster and Dracula. Sid James heads the cast as Scrooge, with Barbara Windsor, Frankie Howerd, Charles Hawtrey, Hattie Jacques, Bernard Bresslaw, Terry Scott and Peter Butterworth

A hard-hearted skinflint refuses to join in with the spirit of the festive season - until a succession of spectral visitors teaches him the error of his ways by showing him visions of the past, present and future. Adaptation of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Alastair Sim, Mervyn Johns, Kathleen Harrison, Jack Warner, Michael Hordern, Hermione Baddeley, Hattie Jacques and George Cole

A Christmas edition of the sitcom from 1974. Frank offers his services for the local nativity play, but following his chaotic attempts at acting in previous years, the vicar will only allow him to paint the scenery. To make a bit of money for Christmas, Frank also gets a job in a warehouse run by his new neighbour Mr Jackson - who soon regrets the day he ever clapped eyes on the incompetent buffoon. Starring Michael Crawford

Festive special from 1975. In the run-up to Christmas, Frank loses yet another job but hopes to make up for it by appearing on a DIY programme - only to blow more than a fuse with his efforts. Undeterred, he sets out to pass his driving test on the 10th attempt, and if speeding up an airport runway is not bad enough, things take a turn for the worse when the examiner steps into the car and discovers there is something fishy about Frank. Michael Crawford and Michele Dotrice star, with a guest appearance by David Jacobs

Frank's grandfather offers to pay for flying lessons so the hapless hero can help out on his Australian sheep farm, but Betty thinks it is a bad idea. Christmas special from 1978, starring Michael Crawford and Michele Dotrice

Christmas special from 1973. Harold decides to spend the festive season in Majorca and promptly heads off to the travel agent - then faces the grim task of telling Albert he'll be alone for the holidays. When his plans fall through, he decides to throw a party at home instead. Starring Harry H Corbett, Wilfrid Brambell and Frank Thornton

Christmas special from 1974. Ever the optimist, Harold again plans to spend Christmas abroad, but doesn't count on Albert's intransigence. In predictable fashion, the old man takes umbrage at the thought of being left behind in Shepherd's Bush, and insists on inviting himself along. Harry H Corbett and Wilfrid Brambell star in the last ever episode of the sitcom

Fletcher prepares for freedom, but wonders how he will cope with life on the outside. While travelling home he bumps into Mr Mackay, and as the two reconcile their differences over a drink or two they soon find themselves caught up in the nefarious activities of two crooks sharing their train. Spin-off from Porridge, starring Ronnie Barker and Fulton Mackay

Fletcher gets to know his family, but his plans to retrieve a buried nest egg do not run as smoothly as he had hoped. Sequel to Porridge, starring Ronnie Barker

Fletch meets a teenage runaway and tries to pass on a few words of wisdom. However, on taking her home he soon feels cause to regret his good deed. Ronnie Barker, Patricia Brake and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

Mimi fears she cannot give Billy everything he needs, and suggests they enter into an open marriage, while Marty worries Kelly is hurting herself by refusing to grieve for the baby she lost. Elsewhere, Patty gets unwanted attention at a funeral from a man who is convinced she knew his mother better than he did

The family are taunted by their 'rich kid' neighbours, who play techno music into the early hours of the morning. A war of words begins, but it soon becomes more serious after they wind Ozzy up by performing an acoustic version of My Girl, prompting him to throw a log through their window