TV Guide 5SELECT Thursday

With half-term approaching, Sue and Noel pull out all the stops to keep the children entertained. Meanwhile, there is a 'pie-off' on the seafront in Morecambe as Chloe and Noel fine-tune their recipes and try to impress some of the most discerning pie judges in the world, and Ellie has a sixteenth birthday she will never forget

Roger and Rob brave a reindeer's fearsome antlers to examine a painful-looking lump on its eye. Julian arrives at an alpaca farm just in time to witness the birth of one baby and treat another that was born with deformed legs and is struggling to walk. A couple struggle to afford a hip replacement surgery for their puppy, but Julian might have a more affordable solution, and the Greens' newborn calf is not looking healthy

Graeme Hall meets a border collie with a stop-start approach to walks and a habit of noisily vying for her owners' attention in public. The dog trainer also encounters a greyhound that keeps putting on the brakes when it's time to get in the car and a rescue dog who's putting her owners at risk of eviction due to her constant barking whenever she's left alone

The adventurer travels to Central America to spend time with Englishman Ian Usher, a former truck driver who sold his belongings on eBay and bought a small island off the coast of Panama for £30,000. During his time with Ian, Ben helps him build jungle canoes, herd sheep onto boats and broadcast weather reports via a basic radio

Former Royal Marine Arthur Williams travels to South Devon to learn about the various wartime visitors that wound up in the region, including thousands of London's evacuee children, Belgians who fled from the Nazis, and students who were being trained for war

A travelling circus brings burglary and murder to Cabot Cove. Meanwhile, Sheriff Mort Metzger suffers painful memories when he sees a former girlfriend who left him for another man. Starring Angela Lansbury

A wealthy man due to marry a younger woman is electrocuted in the bath. Columbo suspects the victim's identical twin nephews - a flamboyant TV chef and a conservative banker - who stand to inherit his fortune if he died unmarried, but the detective is unsure which of them is the guilty party. Drama, starring Peter Falk, and Martin Landau in a dual role. With Paul Stewart, Julie Newmar and Jeanette Nolan

Bill Nighy narrates a journey that starts at Tirano and climbs up through the Italian Alps and lakes through into Switzerland, taking in the Landwasser Viaduct. At Disentis, the train track changes to a cog railway as the gradient gets steeper, and a much bigger engine is added to climb the steep mountain route. The journey then reaches its conclusion at Zermatt, sitting at the base of the majestic Matterhorn

Ferguson takes swift and brutal vengeance against Bea, who she correctly pinpoints as the mastermind behind Jodie's sudden decision to report her abuses to the ombudsman. With her protector gone, Jodie finds herself isolated and vulnerable once again, but the real extent of the 'Freak's' plot only becomes clear when Bea wakes to find herself strapped into a bed in the psych unit. Meanwhile, a heavily pregnant Doreen receives a heartening visit from Nash, and Kaz plans the weapon that killed Harry Smith on Will's property - ruining his relationship with Rose in the process. Australian prison drama, starring Danieele Cormack, Pia Miranda and Pamela Rabe

A family trip to a theme park starts out as a lot of fun, but goes horribly wrong when Hallie and Phoebe go missing. Elsewhere, 11-year-old Tilly has a consultation at the hospital that she is really anxious about, and Noel shares a new plan to divide up household chores between the children

Eighteen-year-old Millie has a baby of her own, while 25-year-old Chloe is house-hunting with her new boyfriend, and Luke has something really big to tell the family. Sue and Noel face the biggest decision of their lives - will they have another baby or will they decide that 22 is enough?