Comedy
1975
Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....
Top cast:
Michael Armstrong
Dennis Morrison
Christopher Timothy
Harris Tweedle
Roy Kinnear
Benny U. Murdoch
Rosalind Knight
Lady Longhorn
Christopher Biggins
Jeremy Longhorn
Katy Manning
Hermione Longhorn
Richard Caldicot
Ambrose Cream
Prudence Drage
Millicent Bindle
Jeremy Hawk
Vernon Peabody
Nicholas Young
Deadeye Dick
Anna Quayle
Reverend Mother
George Moon
Nightwatchman
Graham Ashley
Projectionist
Stephanie Cole
Traffic Warden (uncredited)
Derek Martin
Floor Manager (uncredited)
Mary Millington
Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited)
Jenny Tomasin
Shy Casting Girl (uncredited)