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Adalind and her baby return to Portland, with Nick's mother as her bodyguard. The detective is anxious about having to be the best man at Monroe's wedding

The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action

The comedian performs at the Soho Theatre Walthamstow, covering topics such as the demise of the scart lead, the culture wars, the differences between crab sticks and rhubarb, and the origins of tiramisu. He also delves into his back catalogue for old favourites like interspecies tennis, the time he went up in the space shuttle and when Nan got her hair caught in the knitting

McGarrett's camping trip with Grace and her fellow Aloha Girls takes a turn for the worse when an armed man searching for a package stumbles across them in the jungle, taking the detective and a young child hostage before locking everyone else in a storage shed. Meanwhile, Adam introduces Kono to his brother Michael - who has just completed a prison sentence for manslaughter - but despite his claims that he is now a reformed character, Kono is far from convinced. Drama, guest starring Tom Arnold, with Alex O'Loughlin and Scott Caan

Hondo and the rest of the team rally to support Street when he puts his life on the line trying to help his foster brother Nate break away from a drug ring

Follow the work of the New Zealand Customs agents in their quest to prevent illegal items passing through the country's borders.

All the big stories of the morning plus news making interviews, analysis and eyewitness reports from around the world.

All the big stories of the morning plus news making interviews, analysis and eyewitness reports from around the world.

The team returns from a mission to hear about a chemical leak at the base, but during tests Dr Frasier is seen talking to two aliens, arousing their suspicion. Carter and Teal'c quickly realise nobody can be trusted and seek help from outside

Thomas and Higgins re-examine a fatal arson investigation at the request of TC and Mahina, leading to a sinister discovery. Kumu and Rick volunteer at a veterans' crisis call centre

Part three of four. Will and Jack put the finishing touches to Barry's makeover before launching his new look at a charity event, and Karen meets an old rival

Part four of four. A jealous Will spots Barry on a date with Jack and struggles to keep his feelings in check. Meanwhile, Karen pretends she is Rosario's maid to woo a good-looking maintenance worker. American comedy series, starring Eric McCormack, Sean Hayes and Dan Futterman

Milhouse falls in love with a new girl at school and begins to spend all his time with her, so, in a bid to get his friend back, Bart decides to tell her strict Catholic father about the relationship

Homer develops a knack for cooking and challenges Marge to a baking contest. Determined to win at any cost, she resorts to cheating in a bid to avoid humiliation. Meanwhile, Bart holds a 'Playdude' party attended by Hollywood veteran James Caan

With their leader badly wounded, the Hollywood lionesses retreat and regroup. Meanwhile, the MK females use their feminine wiles to distract the nomadic band of bachelors

Star Trek legend George Takei beams down to Hawaii in a story that sees McGarrett and Catherine helping a 13-year-old boy whose father has gone missing - a search that leads them to a backwoods moonshine operation

Thomas and Higgins re-examine a fatal arson investigation at the request of TC and Mahina, leading to a sinister discovery. Kumu and Rick volunteer at a veterans' crisis call centre

Deacon, Tan and Hicks give chase across Tokyo when an extradited fugitive escapes custody, while the rest of the team search for contacts the man cultivated while in Los Angeles

Focusing on how law enforcement deals with the growing problem of illegal substances on the streets

Homer is committed to a mental institution by an exasperated Marge, who refuses to believe his improbable tales about befriending a mysterious roofing contractor and fears he is finally cracking up. With the guest voices of Ray Romano and Stephen Hawking

Lisa is teased mercilessly by her classmates for having a weight problem. Marge learns school bully Nelson Muntz has never had a paternal role model and invites him to live with the family - much to Bart's dismay