Dave ja vu TV Guide

Lee interrupts Lucy's favourite TV programme by plonking himself down next to her on the sofa, eating her chocolates and talking loudly all the way through the dialogue. But when he suddenly can't remember the name of the leading actor and his hypochondria tells him he is losing his memory, Lucy's evening is completely ruined

Unable to convince Lucy that he did not smash a blue and white antique vase that belonged to her grandmother, Lee summons the family to a meeting to flush out the culprit

Lucy takes the kids away to her parents while Lee stays in the house to oversee the building work being done their kitchen, but unfortunately the tradesman he has employed has an annoyingly relaxed attitude to deadlines. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

Stephen Mangan hosts an extended episode of the satirical current affairs quiz, with team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton joined by comedy writer Andy Hamilton and comedian Chloe Petts

Mel and Lou Sanders are joined by Nish Kumar, Ruby Wax and Reuben Kaye as Nish spills the beans on X-rated workplace behaviour and Ruby tells of a drug-smuggling past

Mel and Lou are joined by Rafe Spall, Carol Vorderman and Dan Tiernan as Rafe lifts the lid on how he evacuated a swimming pool and Carol reveals how she ruined a wedding

Judge Romesh dishes out justice for a rapper and a video producer locked in a bitter battle. Plus, a stark-naked accident has brought an ABBA tribute act to court

Quiz in which contestants try to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious correct answers to questions. Presented by Alexander Armstrong, with Richard Osman

Sean Kelly and the bidders are in Alton, Hampshire, where Linda is concerned that the other bidders are taking advantage of her superior knowledge and her looks. Meanwhile, Boudicca and Heavy D form more than just a business partnership, and Barry impresses with his dainty footwork

Sean Kelly and the bidders head to Poplar, East London, where Heavy D goes through his blue period after driving the other bidders up the wall with his antics

The team considers motoring luxury as Jeremy Clarkson enjoys the Rolls-Royce Phantom and Richard Hammond casts his eye over Rover's classic P5. The search for the Greatest Car continues with a look at the Ford Mustang, Jamie Oliver is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car, and a group of politicians test their mettle in an MG rally car

The team proves that bad vehicles still exist, Jeremy Clarkson makes the case for the Ford Mustang as the greatest car of all time, and Starsky and Hutch actor David Soul is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car

Simon travels through Libya, visiting areas of the country devastated by recent fighting as well as one of the world's best preserved ancient Roman cities. He moves on to Tunisia, where he discovers a mountain fortress and meets a man keeping ancient Berber traditions alive, including making olive oil with the help of camels. Finally, he crosses the sea to Sicily, and discovers how the Mafia are attempting to take advantage of declining population numbers

The final leg of the journey takes in Morocco, where Simon visits a land borders between Africa and the European Union, and the coast of Spain, taking in the scale of the country's fruit and vegetable industry. He discovers why tourists are actively discouraged from visiting Corsica, and goes diving in waters that have the highest fish population in the Mediterranean

Bob and Paul head off for a festive fishing trip to Norway, travelling to Vesteralen and the Lofoten Islands in the Arctic Circle and face a mighty maelstrom. The chain of islands is 1,000 miles north of Oslo and made up of majestic mountains, deep fjords and long, surf-swept beaches, and the pair are on a mission to find a variety of species including cod, halibut and pollock, and the ultimate prize, the hard-fighting coalfish. Along the way Bob surprises Paul with some unique accommodation in the most remote locations they have ever experienced, and the pair enjoy an array of culinary festive delights, including Christmas porridge and traditional Christmas cookies. Later, the duo are joined by Ulrika Jonsson to reminisce about their own very different and personal traditions of Christmas, and Freddie Flintoff presents the hotly contested Employee of the Year and Catch of the Year awards

Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer head to a secluded pike lake in Dumfries and Galloway, staying overnight at Spedlins Castle, which is reputed to be haunted. Their second fishing location at Kinmount House has a more refined feel and the boys quickly settle in to fish, discussing how Bob's life has changed since his Gone Fishing journey started so many years ago and the many beautiful places they have seen and fished

Si King and Dave Myers investigate the nation's favourite pre-bedtime meals, discovering a recipe for a Portuguese take on fish and chips. They also examine how to make a salmon curry, and learn the formula for creating the perfect meat and potato pie

Si King and Dave Myers celebrate traditional Sunday dinners, sampling the delights offered by a second-generation Italian living in east London. They also visit a mother and daughter who have come up with their own take on a regal classic, and meet a woman whose American husband relies on her culinary skill to provide him with a heart-warming taste of home