TV Guide 5STAR Saturday

Letting agents Karen and Gemma investigate claims of vandalism and anti-social behaviour at a property they manage in Wigan, but when they discover the tenant is no longer living there, they track her down to learn that she's abandoned the property and has tried to move in somewhere else by forging a reference. Meanwhile, in Darwen, letting agent Paul issues proceedings on a tenant who is more than £3,000 in arrears, but Paul's attempts at evicting him are delayed when the tenant refuses to leave without Paul giving him a good reference

Dog handler Darren calls on all his powers of persuasion to try to end a roof-top stand-off, and Steve is forced to use his pepper spray when a suspect refuses to come quietly. Plus, there is a tense stand-off with a man armed with a knife

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star

Following the hidden army of enforcement teams aiming to clean up the country, including internet entrepreneur Martin, and his partner-in-grime Glen, who have had enough of the fly-tippers plaguing their beloved Hampshire countryside and have decided to fight back using all means at their disposal. In the North East, the Howdon Sewage Treatment plant not only cleans over 12,000 litres of waste water a second, but even manages to turn it into a gas used to heat homes across the region. But to do it, head honcho Tony has to make sure his plant remains blockage free under a constant assault from wet wipes, sanitary products, false teeth and even the occasional 20ft python

A dodgy scrap dealer is spotted up to no good in County Durham, but his attempt to flee the grime scene is captured in evidentially invaluable technicolour. In Surrey, a pair of water engineers head out to tackle the damage caused to the UK's sewer system by some of the 11 billion litres of effluent flushed down British U-bends every day, while Malvern's enforcement officers Dan and Jude spend their days hunting for fly-tippers and rubbish dumpers, but need to get their prevention message across in a different way

In West Orchards guards receive an SOS from a store and one of the shoplifters makes a scene. One of the guards suspects a lady of concealing items due to her body language, she protests her innocence but is met with doubt. In the West End detective Steve responds to a call from one of the capitals most exclusive stores about a woman who has been detained due to suspicion of being on the pinch, she claims it's an honest mistake, it's up to the stores security manager to decide. Plus, undercover detectives respond to a call about a suspect in possession of over £1000 worth of goods, the suspect is compliant, could this be an honest mistake

Eviction expert Paul Shamplina helps Londoner Juliette get her property back after she signed up with an estate agent who sub-contracted it on to another company, which handed the contract on to yet another letting agent

Harrow Housing Enforcement Officer Sheetal Rajani is carrying out a series of surprise inspections when a distressed tenant approaches her. Sharon, a single mother of three, has been living with rats, bed bugs and damp. Her landlord believes the problem comes from the flat upstairs, but the landlord upstairs is not allowing them access

An eviction specialist helps a landlord with a particularly aggressive pair of tenants, while a missing door leads to the discovery of a thief stealing electricity. Two landlords struggle with a rent agreement, and another deals with a trash-slinging tenant

A 19th-century imperial guard to the Emperor of China faces a clash of cultures when he is flung into the Wild West on a mission to rescue a princess who has been kidnapped by a renegade. In a bid to complete his quest, he teams up with a bumbling outlaw. Comedy Western, starring Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Jason Connery and Lucy Liu

A 19th-century imperial guard to the Emperor of China faces a clash of cultures when he is flung into the Wild West on a mission to rescue a princess who has been kidnapped by a renegade. In a bid to complete his quest, he teams up with a bumbling outlaw. Comedy Western, starring Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Jason Connery and Lucy Liu

Fresh out of prison, a former nightclub owner heads to Marbella to seek revenge against the man who put him away - but things quickly unravel. Action comedy, starring Craig Fairbrass, Emily Wyatt and Terry Stone

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde